Showing posts with label zombies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label zombies. Show all posts

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Billy Tries to Make a Joke, But the Lemmings Freak Out



So Billy boy, in the middle of all the what happened to our facebook page drama, decided (over on his personal FB page) to inject some humor out there for his followers.  Bad idea, as it only underlines just how especially stooopid his remaining lemmings really are.

Bill posted your usual Nigerian bank fraud scam where they offered him $3.4 million and all they needed was all his personal financial information.  Here are the comments that followed:

Bill Windsor Can you imagine the noise we would make with $3.4 million?

He is trying to be funny

Tammy Stroud Bill .... your too much!!! I almost fell for that one too!!!! Must be the same guy!!!

Tammy Stroud Well ... I must be honest with you ... I followed throught with someone who sent be a check ... I still have it ... I went to the bank to show it to them ... they did not want to get involved ... since I brought it to report it. I even wanted to get some one official to help expose it since I had other pertainant info that could maybe track it back ... no help to be found!!! Imagine that ... I have no respect for policenow ... because of the organized crime to citizens here ... and no one wants the "real Threatful evidence" see howw vulnerable we are!!!!

Brian Stripling this could be very useful to the cause

Then Tammy and Brian spend about 80 comments going back and forth about their conspiracies of the banking industry and how they need to fix it.

Then back to the original topic:

Ron Goodman Looks like the letter is a HOAX to me. I've received many just like it. Just sayin.

Tammy Stroud Scam or Not ... There out to hurt an unsuspecting person...or worse.

Ken Auman ive gotten those. a friend of mine got one and responded and got a certified check and deposited it. the bank gave her the money. then the check was found to be no good and the bank went after my friend for the money. if she had sent part of the money to the foreigner, the foreigner would have had some easy money.

its time for some new friends Ken

Ron Goodman Bill needs to be warned NOT to give them any information. Can someone do that?

Kelly Kenyon BILL DO NOT GIVE THEM ANY PERSONAL INFORMATION!!!!


Ron Goodman Anyone have his phone # or email? Try contacting him before morning.

Ron Goodman Why did he post this then? Makes no sense if he was on top of it...right?





Ken Auman Bill, in this version of who wants to be a millionaire, have you used your "call a friend" up yet. what about "most popular answer"? lol or are you testing your constituency for their knowledge level of scams!

Gail Denise Schumacher I have had plenty of those types of emails. Finally the scammers realized that they couldn't fool me. I even had a facebook friend that was one of those scammers looking for easy bate in my friends list.

Gail is always here to give us an especially stooopid take on the simple things in life.  Yeah they wised up and moved on.

Albert Fiorini Those emails are still going around? I guess the Chinese are still trying to get Americans to pay off their debt by having access to our bank accounts.

Those Chinese and their brilliant scams to get their money back.

Irene Holmes better look it into it and find out if it is for real. I have got some of these like this that want to give me money cause of someone died.

Irene Holmes i even gave my info to them, but nothing happe

Sharon Anderson Could be a Ruse?

Finally Bill has to chime in, realizing that he will never again try and inject levitty into this group of clowns.  He says this while secretly hoping he can get a new set of lemmings as these bottom feeders just wont do it for him.

Bill Windsor This little bit of humor has gotten more comments than anything lately.  Friends, if it sounds too good to be true, it almost always is.

The moral of the story is that only here at the clubhouse are you going to find thought provoking humor and satire.  You picked your poisen over there Bill, only anger, hate, paranoia and desperation are the acceptable moods for Lawless America.

Friday, February 8, 2013

Bill Windsor is Trapped Like a Rat


After his massive Failure in DC, The Liar in Chief is making his lonely sad trip back to his empty home in Georgia.  Only a hand full of Nobodies even came and they couldn't get the attention of even one Somebody.  Well I take that back, they did finally get someone from the DOJ to look him up and they got to read all about it on this blog, so we thank you and your lemmings for that.

Once Bill walks into his empty, lonely home later on today, the reality of his situation is going to start to set in.  First, he and Lawless are being sued by a guy in Pennsylvania.  Whether or not the suit has merits, Billy has to be feeling like a 1.2 gpa student going in to a big exam, the thought of heading back in to a courtroom for Bill would probably keep him up at night.  It never goes well in there, and now he is thrown back in it.

But thats just the start of his problems.  This is an except from the judgement against him from his old Maid of the Mist lawsuit:

Having considered the character and magnitude of Mr. Windsor’s refusal to pay the Outstanding Sanctions Awards (totaling more than $75,000), the probable
Case 1:09-cv-01543-WSD Document 356 Filed 01/24/13 

Page 3 of 6
AO 72A
(Rev.8/82)

effectiveness of a daily fine in bringing about compliance, and the amount of Mr. Windsor’s financial resources–as evidenced by, among other things, Mr. Windsor’s continued ownership of a seven-figure investment and real estate portfolio–and consequent seriousness of the burden to him, see In re Application to Adjudge Trinity Indus. Inc. in Civil Contempt, 876 F.2d 1485, 1493-94 (11th Cir. 1989), Mr. Windsor is hereby ORDERED to pay a fine of $500 per day into the
Court’s registry, starting on February 1, 2013, and continuing until he has paid the Outstanding Sanctions Awards, together with all interest accrued thereon, to the Plaintiffs.

Every morning when he wakes up, another $500 flies out of his pocket.  My guess is he will ignore this ruling as he has all the others, but the next step for them is to start working towards his incarceration.  He knows his time limited, so I expect him to only ramp up his vitriolic attacks on any and everyone.  Much like Joey before his impending arrest, I expect Bill to try and make some bold and probably criminal moves against the Federal Governemnt as he tries a pre-emptive strike before daddy takes the t-bird away.

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Joeyisalittlekid Declares: MISSION ACOMPLISHED!!


So Bill and his lemmings spend money they don't even have to descend on our nation's capitol to blame our government for everything wrong in their lives.  This is the big event of the year for them, they spend all this time money and effort trying to get those in authority to take notice of them.  Of course only about 60 lemmings even came and not one official came to their little pity party.

Well, it worked.  Someone in the Department of Justice binged that sh!t and typed in "Lawless American goes to dc" and they are taken to this site to learn all about this movement.  So way to go Bill and company, all your hard work finally got you noticed, its just on here that they learn about ya.

Critical Day 3 of Failure in DC is Over, Mission Accomplished


Wow what a day.  At least 60 lemmings were ordered to move up front and cram in around Bill so they could fill up half of of the 135 occupancy room at the Crown Plaza in Arlington Va.  After spending all morning distributing their packets and CD to trash cans all across the Nation's Capitol, they came back in for the "Phil Donahue style" show.  One of the participants was the infamous Rik Little who Bill said was banned from Lawless America for his violent anti-female sentiments.

The Liar in Chief called the meeting to order, and after looking over all the pies he had eaten and the new personal information forms and waivers he now had on his lemmings, he triumphantly proclaimed "Mission Accomplished".  Even though there was not even one Somebody in the spacious 135 occupancy room, Bill decided to address them anyway notifying them that they are the problem.  He was then, apparently, served some pie he doesn't like....a lawsuit against him and his minions.

The hero worship then commenced as Bill put on some military fatigues on a homeless man and had him come in and present Bill with a Presidential Service award.  You know, the same one anyone can buy for $4.75 a piece.  He almost sent Mary B and Paula into cardiac arrest when he also mentioned that he may be in the running for the publisher's clearing house grand prize.  And if that wasn't enough, he said that he just received an email from a rich exiled Nigerian banker who wants to invest his $10 million in assets into the Lawless America account, he just needed a lemming to send him their personal bank information to make the transfer.

Today, the remaining 15 of them plan to march on the Washington Post en masse to demand that the editor-in-chief give them an audience.  Once this fails, they will all head back home having failed in every single category.  But thats not going to stop Billy as he plans to start working on his next solution, bringing criminal charges against everyone.  As he promised yesterday  he will never stop filming (code from scamming), so until someone stops him (and no i'm not calling for violence), many future victims await this Liar in Chief.

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Pie In the Sky is The Special of The Day



So they finally give us a live link to the Nazi Convention, and we thank you for that endless entertainment.  We watched as Bill said the room was packed with hundreds of lemmings, the cam quickly scanned the room and there were 56 people at most.  Bill grabbed the mic like it was apple pie and wouldn't let go.

First, Bill channelled his inner Bush and said "mission accomplished  (I guess he finished his pie)  For hours he rambled on and on about himself, mentioning that he can't use his grandkids names (giving us a little hint to what this is all about, not only does the state of Georgia hate him, so does his family).  Then he sets up his own award.  He spent the $5 and got a President’s Volunteer Service Award made out to himself.  He made sure his lemmings spent a good long time engaged in hero worship as they clapped on and on at his fake award while he claimed that this was proof that Obama is looking into their claims.  

Then Bill asked how many media and congressman and woman too, where in the room, of course no one was in attendance.  But he then went on to address them as if they were there pointing out that the media is the problem as well (for not listening to his whining) .  Bill said he was a multimillionaire but now doesn't have two nickels to his name.  

Bill then called the capitol police and informed them that he won't adhere to their rules and bring their camera's even though they are prohibited from doing so.  Then he turns it over to his lemmings but makes sure to grab the mic and ramble back into himself at every opportunity.

Day Two of Catastrophic Failure in DC is In The Books


First, everyone be sure to check out our sister site on facebook Slanderfella
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Slanderfella/140810526080135?fref=ts
think of it as the really fun clubhouse inside the clubhouse

Well it took all night for us to get any kind of update.  No live link, no instant updates and for good reason.  The entire event was a failure both organizationally, and objectively.  After at least getting their pies worth on Monday, Tuesday's events seem to have failed on every level.  Some of the Congressman and woman too, were given their CD's to throw away, while many others had their trash cans waiting all day for their's.  The Minister of Propaganda Allie was turned away from her representatives office, while others were able to speak with some low level staff members.  The bottom line is the Somebodies still don't know anything about the Nobodies.

Windsor goes on to say this:
MEET ME IN DC -- 2-6-2013 -- 8:00 AM

Bill Windsor and Allie Overstreet, coordinators for the event.

Allie has one a SPECTACULAR job!

We were SO PACKED yesterday morning that we were too busy to take photos when it was wall-to-wall people. Hundreds were there and all over Capitol Hill meeting in the offices of Senators and Congressmen!

Ahhh but he can't keep the lemmings from posting their pics and as we speak, hundreds of pics are going up of an event that appears to have less than 50 people in attendance.  Bill calls that packed, but then again if he were telling the truth he wouldn't be Bill Windsor now would he?  Even I figured he could drag 100 people out there with him but it looks like he fell well short of that (maybe these pics went up after the warrant round-up).

So how does the Pie Baby spin it for today?  They are going to the Capitol building to speak to the carpet inside the building but no pics are allowed.  Then tonight he gets his Phil Donahue style meeting where all 50 lemmings can interview themselves I guess.  Will he dare broadcast his failure live like he promised?  Billy is desperate now for something to latch on to as evidence of some kind of success but the evidence is clear.....he can't get any more people out than your monthly local Elks Club meeting.  It seems at this point the only thing they can do properly is buy and eat pie.

Monday, February 4, 2013

Lawless America Descends On DC



Last night on the Nazi Radio Broadcast, Der Fuhrer purged all dissenting thought in the chat room by banning all the guests.  He then goes on to lecture his followers that they are not to go on and on about their own case to the representatives.....no no, this isn't about them, its about him and they must tie everything back to the movement or they won't get any pie.

He reminded them how wonderful he is and allowed his messiah worshippers to say that he was called by God to carry out this task.  Then he warned his zombies not to give their money to other organizations and then took the opportunity to hit them up for some money when they arrive in DC.

After everyone said their Hail Windsor chants can called it a night, Pie Baby came back on his facebook page that he is supposed to be banned from, and posts this:

"WHISTLEBLOWER PRODUCTIONS HAS CHOSEN A TITLE FOR ITS NEW DOCUMENTARY FILM THAT WILL FOLLOW THE RELEASE OF LAWLESS AMERICA...THE MOVIE.

SLANDERELLA will tell the story of hate groups and hate people who spend their time libeling and slandering others. The film will expose people you probably know."

Oh dear, this might be aimed at us.  Now we are gonna get it, he is going to aim his next fake movie at us.  Hey talk is cheap, we here at Joeyisalittlekid fake movie productions inc have already produced a movie on you called "i'm a pedophile" along with the soundtrack.  This movie has been sent to the congressmen and movie/tv producers you plan on meeting with so you better quit talking the talk and walk the walk.  Put down the pie and get to making this new fake movie of yours.