Bill Windsor: Still Ugly

Bill reports that he has a new look and is now "invisible." So, let's take a look at his possible make-over. One option is  to simply shave and dye his hair dark. Maybe "invisible" just means invisible to the ladies. He's seriously not attractive. The Santa Claus beard adds a certain harmless grampa mistique, and he could be a creeper on the DL. But, when he doesn't have a beard, it's just all out there. Run girls!

This guy has smarmy written all over him.

Total Creeper

I mean, come on, the guy looks like Grumpy Cat. Am I right?

No. Seriously.

Look.

No, it's not just because he's a sad and bitter old man. 

They're like totally separated at birth. The only difference is the fabulous outfit. 

Look again.

And now, for a low budget, no effort look at several possible new looks for Bill.

Bum, bum, buuuuuuum!

Still Lost at Sea

It seems we are now entering the Ted Kaczynski phase for Bill Windsor.  He claims he is now holed up at a secret hideout location in the "boonies" as he now waits for the courts to give him the all clear signal.  Today, bill asked for help:

HELP NEEDED.

Would someone who knows how to run a warrants check please run a check for William M. Windsor, age 66, Madison South Dakota or Marietta Georgia or Dallas Texas?

I used a website once before, but I can't find it now. I used beenverified.com, but it shows no warrants. I haven't received word if Montana quashed the bench warrant, and I need to know if the crooks in Texas did anything.

If you could email me at windsorinmontana@yahoo.com, I'd really appreciate it.

Yeah Bill....come on out, its all clear.  None of your crack investigators can find even a trace of a warrant on you, that must mean that they approved your motion to quash a bench warrant.  I can't really come up with any other logical explanation.  I wonder how long until Bill employs his tried and true method of sending a letter saying "if you don't say no that means yes" in regards to finding out of he still has a warrant out for him.  Windsor just got at his supposed secret hideout and he already wants out.  What do you bet that he can't make it the 30 days he claims he will stay holed up?  He is certainty now stuck on his own secluded island...in more ways than one.

Bill Windsor, Hopelessly Adrift at Sea

Reality is the bitter enemy of Windsor.  As I have been highlighting, this little fugitive trek Bill started out on is really backfiring on him now as he is beginning to realize that he can no longer scare anyone with his usual terrorist threats.  He can keep screaming and yelling and cursing any and everyone that has ever come into contact with him, but he is still drifting away into his own abyss and no one is left hear his cries.

No matter how many times he tries his criminal case on facebook, and no matter how hard he tries to convince himself that he is inflicting pain on others......the results are just not there.  Ohh and Bill, here is the other huge problem for you.....you have to go appear before the MT court before you can start making your criminal defense argument.  I'm sorry, but they are not going to make up special rules for you.  You can make all the demands you want, but you are the last person on earth a "somebody" is going to listen to.

Bill decided, over the weekend, to elevate his wilful insubordination of a protective order over cases of rape.  His temper tantrum knows no bounds as he continues to demand attention and fear.  Even his loyal followers are now confused over which references is another lame attempt at humor, and which one is just another empty threat.  As he continues to drown his sorrows away in a bag of chocolate (his version of "changing his appearance") once the sugar rush wears off.....his bitter life long foe, reality, sets right back in again.  Day 43 of not being in a courtroom has taken a toll.....he doesn't seem to be able to hold out much longer.  But a court appearance will equal prison.....what an ironic situation for a life long vexatious litigant.

Bill Windsor Dreams of His Future

As he continues to manufacture his daily papers of copy and waste, Bill's thoughts and dreams start to betray him as he knows where his future now lays.  While he tries his best to picture his days in a Montana prison like the above picture....he knows its going to be much more gloomy than that.

Now that he is a fugitive, his rants and threats are even less threatening than before.  Because of this, his tone is becoming more and more Sovereign Citizenish in nature.  He says he is bringing forward charges against 5 different DA's and thinks he will do this before a grand jury.  Well surely even he knows this wont be happening before a real grand jury...but are we back to his citizen grand juries now?  Maybe he could call the clowns over at National Liberty Alliance and ask to borrow their official state stamp they have (express order from office depot).

Reality is slowly seeping in on Bill and even he is getting tired of his boring 3rd person "I'm alive and free" daily drivel.  He can't get the attention he demands, and he can no longer appear in a court....its his own vexatious limbo.  He tries to rely on his daily tantrums and threats to fuel his resolve....but even that is wearing off.  How long can Windsor survive without appearing pro se in court?

Tyler Dugger School's Old Man Windsor in Court

As Bill continues to drift off into his own personal abyss of irrelevancy,  he received a major slap down to his motion to quash a bench warrant.  Bill has been dismissive of Tyler Dugger, an intern for Missoula County DA.  Bill likes to say he's too young and inexperienced to go up against the likes of Windsor.  Well, Tyler took Bill behind the legal woodshed and gave him a whooping.

https://files.acrobat.com/a/preview/d0cb5d29-18e2-4fa4-bf5a-b3ec8e8696dc

Once again, Bill can't seem to get anything right in his motions....including the title.  The order is not void, its in effect, prohibits the actions Bill took and continues to take and the worst part....its not even a debatable point.  Its settled law.  Dugger also harpoons Bill's claim of being part of the press. Bottom line is its check mate for Bill Windsor.

****Update*****

There is more

https://files.acrobat.com/a/preview/69a63313-082f-4207-bd96-96b6b0848b31

Ohhh no, this is going to violate Bill's non-existent constitutional right to get vexatious.

Bill Windsor Gets Scared

So Bill says more lies, threats blah blah blah.....he's getting mad because no one cares, and they don't:

Bill Windsor is taking a stand for Freedom of Speech at 7:30 pm Eastern Time no you are not, you are sitting down deep in your dark room hiding from reality on February 2, 2015 -- Day 36 as a "wanted" you are a fugitive, but trust me no one "wants" you man no, you are not a man.

Freedom of speech is as fundamental a right as there is yeah thats what fundamental means...this sentence is superfluous.  What these crooks ummm you are the mutiple felon on the run here are trying to do to Bill Windsor is beyong outrageous -- put him in prison for life for sending a Tweet its a lot more than that, sending an email to an attorney, and publishing the name of Sean Boushie felony who attempted to murder him thats a proven lie and you know it and mercilessly cyberstalked him you don't even have a child's understanding of what the word cyberstalk means.

Bill Windsor thought the jig was up it is, you just can't figure it out...

They haven’t caught him yet you are living in your own worst nightmare...no one is in a hurry.

But something happened today that scared the bejeezus out of Bill Windsor what?  Did Susan send you a selfie?.  He doesn't want to share something tells me even going back to your baby days you were never much on sharing the details as he doesn't want to give ideas to the bad guys don’t worry, no one cares, but he reports he was terrorized for about an hour did you find that fugitive show on cable tv?.  So, a quick change of plans and a new state yeah that will fix it.  Good thing there are 50 of them you are down to 48 and dropping.

Bill Windsor is taking a stand about Freedom of Speech don't you mean "for"?, but will many people ever know about it or care no, and no, but quite a few are laughing hysterically?  With Bill Windsor, it's the principle that matters speaking of laughing histerically.....I'm gonna need a moment.  Corrupt judges, corrupt law enforcement, corrupt prosecutors like with cyberstalking, you don't have any idea what the word corrupt means, and all of them trumping you can't even write a sentence anymore up charges over Ned and the First Reader Bill....lets just have a talk about your analogies....you know like your jokes...the first step is admitting you have a problem freedom of speech rights.  They are protecting an evil scumbag you mean the non-fugitive private citizen? who terrorizes people people?  like real people? for fun before he goes to his favorite public restroom with again, you just are better off skipping the whole attempt at humor thing ....  Sean Boushie oh wow, you just committed another felony has committed hundreds of real crimes this is called projection Bill....look it up, yet he's protected because he gets paid by the government to terrorize people like Crystal Cox and Bill Windsor I'm still waiting for you to name an actual person.

Bill Windsor is not and cannot be oh yes you can restricted on publishing the name "Sean Boushie," felony though these corrupt Montana folks want to claim he is what you call corrupt is actually justice and you can run but you can’t hide from it.  Since August 23, 2013, Bill Windsor has not allowed the name "Sean Boushie"felony to be published on this website, Facebook what do you mean not allowed?  You are the only one that publishes anything on it...Did Bill Windsor not allow Bill Windsor to post Sean Boushie?, or any other site I'm not sure you have that kind of power.  So the crooks took away his fundamental right of freedom of speech you fundamentally have no clue what free speech means - the right to say or print or type or handwrite or spell out in blocks or sky-write in the air a two-word proper name go find the Constitution and show me where it says that, Sean Boushie felony.  Well, the gloves are off why were you wearing gloves?.  Bill Windsor says if he dies, he'll die with his boots on but no gloves? (or orange fluorescent flip-flops if they put him in prison.)  So in the meantime, he wants everyone this creepy third person stuff is old to expose that Sean Boushie felony is a government-paid stalker could you please provide evidence of this?  And keep in mind you also are unfamiliar with the definition of the word evidence who terrorizes people not people, threatens to kill them, and attempted to kill Bill Windsor never stop lying huh Bill?.  Judges, police, sheriffs, prosecuting attorneys, FBI, legislators, governors, etc. all let him get away with it well then maybe it’s probably time to just admit he won.  People need to know this type of stuff is happening right here in what has become a police state, the USA well they dont, mainly because it’s not true....that’s the uphill battle you have been fighting this whole time.....lies never win,

For those who don’t know and probably dont care, the short story emphasis on story is this: Bill Windsor set out to film a fake movie exposing government, judicial, and law enforcement corruption I mean justice. He traveled to every state (except Alaska), and he filmed over 750 stories again, emphasis on story of corruption and has thousands more who wanted to be filmed but you were too lazy. Evil people what exactly makes them "evil" as opposed to say...you?, some working for various government entities evidence please, set out to destroy Bill Windsor and the fake movie, Lawless America you can't destroy that which never existed. Bill Windsor has been defamed you mean exposed online in the largest case of defamation in U.S. history evidence please. His life has been threatened many times evidence please. A UNIVERSITY OF MONTANA EMPLOYEE you mean Sean Boushie?  Copy and Haste attempted to murder him yeah ummm, thats a lie. He was put into the Ellis County Texas Jail illegally no very much legally for 53 days as a political prisoner nope, just as a common fugitive. The State of Montana has filed five criminal charges against William M. Windsor don’t worry, it will be much more than that now for sending a Tweet, publishing the UNIVERSITY OF MONTANA EMPLOYEE‘s name (the would-be killer) four times, sending a legal notice email to a University of Montana attorney, and filming the movie what movie? and the pilot for a TV  what tv? show that will expose Montana as the most corrupt state in the country umm no, that one is for not turning over the website that you were court ordered to do. Now Bill Windsor is wanted a fugitive, but not really wanted for these dastardly crimes multiple felonies is the correct term, and he is hiding out like the Koward he is in exotic places like Tahiti and Bora Bora ohhh and he lies profusely . All of that was true except the last four words no, none of it was true...you cute little lies at the end don't cancel out all the other ones. And in a recent development, “law enforcement” means you have no clue who did it but lets say LE because it fits my lying narrative better had LawlessAmerica.com removed from the Internet. This website contains over 1,400 articles exposing corruption you mean lies. Bill Windsor worked wth a friendly offshore hosting company I though your "techie" did that to return the website to the Internet outside the clutches of American evildoers if you hate America so much why don't you just leave?

Bill Windsor will continue to have a short boring and repetitive article published every morning and every night so you will know he is still as “free” as one can be in Lawless America you mean in America...we rejected your Lawless America. That’s where we live thats where I live.

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Bill is now saying Boushie's name online...still no one cares.  He's facing the rest of his life in prison and he knows his days as a fugitive are nearing an end.  His incoherent ramblings and feckless threats continue to be more off the wall and wacky.

"The Joeys" Dunk Windsor!!! Case Dismissed

What a bad day for the multiple felon/fugitive/vexatious litigant/national terrorist named Bill Windsor.  First, the South Dakota Federal District Court said hey....pay your fee so we can rule on it. Bill finally paid, and they said this:

https://files.acrobat.com/a/preview/b39fe6f6-8a28-48bf-8be7-2f7379e75c9b

"pro se baby".....real smooth move there Bill.

Then today, in front of Judge Joe Grubbs in Ellis TX, the case of Windsor vs. The World was dismissed for want of prosecution.   You know, this was the case where Bill said everyone he decided to name to the case would be writing him a "big fat check" that would no doubt bankrupt each defendant?    Well as it turns out it will be Windsor that must open his checkbook (involuntarily) as he must pay dearly for his frivolous and vexatious litigation addiction.

The essence of this lawsuit boiled down to one thing....a nation wide huckster/defamation artist wanted to shut down, through intimidation, any and everyone that would dare speak the truth about his immoral/illegal activities on a public stage.  Lawless America was a fake movie/scam where Bill would go state to state filming any and everyone who would be willing to say something negative about our current judicial system.  This served to create two kinds of victims.....on one side you have his film subjects who were unaware of the fraudulent nature of all that is Bill Windsor.  They poured their heart out on film for that they thought would be some kind of documentary movie...instead Bill used their stories as leverage against them.  Then, on the other side you had judges all across the nation being slandered and defamed with zero evidence or proof to back up any of the crazy claims. As Windsor set up domain names under each and every one of these judges it was clear that his goal all along was retribution to a judicial system that rendered him justice......a justice he was unable to swallow.

In the end though, truth, freedom of speech, and justice reign supreme.  The United States of America has defeated Bill's Lawless America.  Windsor wanted to live in a nation of double standards, he wants everyone to do as he says....not as he does.  But, in the end, the rule of law applies to everyone....even Bill Windsor.

The 10th Court of Appeals Slapp's Bill Windsor

Ok, before I get into what the court said, I would like to point out as an aside (and since this is a blog I guess everything is that).  First, Bill posts about the Missoula DA and the investigations into the allegations that they were being dismissive of rape allegations particularly on the U of M campus. Then, two posts later he shows the example of Brian Banks, a football player who was sentenced to prison for rape and later exonerated.  This only highlights something fundamental with Bill and all his followers.....they are simple.  They don't even have the foggiest idea what words like corruption and illegal actually mean.  The world is complex and Windsor is simple...instead of trying to educate himself to the complexity of issues that most adults most understand......he sticks to 3rd grade name calling and bullying as his way of coping with a world his mind can't grasp.

Anyway, now on to what you all paid to see:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B4qOlSHNnmKeUUxBclVwLW1kODA/view?usp=sharing


They could have just said denied.....but no, they gotta torture Bill by telling him to get leave from an order he already voided and one that his legal counsel (Susan) assures him has no authority in a State court.  For Bill, this is cruel and unusual punishment, no wonder he stopped talking about those appeals and now starts using the Supreme Court in his new lexicon of threats.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B4qOlSHNnmKeQmVpcVZDUjRmNEE/view?usp=sharing

All one can do is just shake their head and say "pro se baby".

Bill Windsor Identified as a Ring Leader for Bill Windsor

As Bill continues to spin his own wheel of insanity deeper and deeper down into his own narcissistic abyss, this week shapes up to be a very bad one for him.  As he continues his countdown, now day 29 of never going to civil court again, the reality of his dire situation will really set in later this week as the courts get to make their say on his latest antics and the best part is he won't even be there to see it.

American terrorist and now fugitive felon Bill Windsor has made his terrorist demands to Montana that if they don't drop all his charges he will start saying Sean Boushie online as many times as he feels necessary.   You can almost feel the internal struggle going on with him....should I say it, why not, I'm Bill Windsor I can say whatever I want.  He can also feel that cold hard steel of life in prison closing in around him as well.  Which side will win today.....Windsor's rage or his fear?

I have spotlighted several times the paranoia that continues to overtake Bill as he tries to cope with life as a fugitive.  In his boring daily updates, you can see hints of that.  He continues to be unable to sleep at night (can't blame the Ellis County Detention Center for that any more).  He craves pizza in whatever new town he drives through, but upon seeing a police officer inside, his fear forces him to settle for chicken nuggets down the road.  He has played all his cards.....now sending motions to the Supreme Court is about the same as writing a dear Santa Claus letter at this point.  His followers have grown bored with him as its clear to them once again he won't be helping them with anything.  Its game over for Windsor and he knows it.  His miserable hate filled life is about to spend its dying years behind bars.....and yet he still keeps screaming LOOK AT ME!!!!!!

Bill Windsor Has Trouble Adapting to His New Life

It has now been 25 days since Bill kissed his civil litigating career goodbye.  That really is what his countdown is about.  As he continues to try and fill that void with voluminous motions and feckless internet threats, that empty space just won't be controlled.  Windsor's continued and unapologetic criminal behavior continues on his facebook page.  He has given the new DA of Missoula County an ultimatum......either drop all his charges or he will be forced to name Sean Boushie publicly.  I can't see how this strategy could fail.

Meanwhile, the world continues on without him.  Courts all around the nation are called into order and adjourned without Bill.  The more he posts and rants on his page, the more everyone else tunes him out as he becomes irrelevant.  No matter what storyline he tries:  "wanted for tweeting, worlds largest case of defamation, senior citizen wanted, illegally.......", he can't get any of the somebodies to notice.  No media will cover him.  Even the "alternative media" doesn't seem that fascinated with his ordeal.  Windor's fate is staring him straight on....a life in a cold harsh prison in Montanta.  He knows its true, but the more he tries to escape that reality the deeper he digs his own grave.  It turns out....you don't really have any leverage anywhere when you are a fugitive at large.  How can a life long bully operate in these conditions?

For Bill Windsor, Today is Deja Vu

Today is Monday, January 19th (MLK day), but for Bill it could just as well be a Thursday in June. When he woke up each time during his 53 days incarcerated as inmate 14-1898 in Ellis County, I'm sure he thought he was living a nightmare that seemed to never end.  Well, it turns out that for him, running from the law has become a different kind of nightmare he can't shake.

Windsor is no longer like other human beings.  He can't just be happy with a nice spring afternoon, or enjoy his favorite sports program, a good book, nature, or friends and family.  Those were all replaced many years ago by abject rage and vengeance which was carried out by his never ending vexatious litigation. Now, when he wakes up, every day represents another day he can't attend court, another day he is unable to scare anyone with his threat of imminent litigation or intrusive discovery. He is a vampire who lost all his fangs but can't seem to accept his new reality.  Yes he is happy to not be in jail.....but he is beginning to wonder if it was worth it.

As Windsor continues to file "mega-affidavits" and pointless motions no one will ever bother reading, he is starting to realize that he has lost his venom.....at least he has lost his ability to hurl his venom at others.  All the little things in life most humans enjoy just wont cut it for Bill now. Food just doesn't taste the same.  Sleep is a hassle instead of a relaxing exercise.  While he seems somewhat disappointed that he hasn't made the FBI's 10 most wanted list yet, his own paranoia is still eating him.  He needs someone to drive him around, he needs someone to dictate his words on to the computer.  In essence, just as he talks in that creepy third person form.....he is slowly becoming a disinterested third party observer to his own life.

Bill Windsor Issues His Fatwa to Montana

Yesterday, Bill sent out his "love letters" to MT which read more like a novel except it was just copy, paste, and repeat.  Fugitive Windsor let MT know his demands.  Montana must drop the charges, or he simply wont come up there to surrender.  Most rational observers would probably point out that he really isn't in any position to be making demands....much less at law enforcement......but, we are talking Windsor here.  He even copied his fatwa to every official in the state whose email address he could find.  The tone sounded more like a defeated man who knew his dog and pony show had been exposed.

Then today, Bill claimed that his website was hacked....he then exposed his lie by later claiming that law enforcement had requested it be taken down and the host site obliged.  That's quite different than hacking...but why let a lie get in the way of a good headline?  All those defamation sites, all those lies, hate and cyber terrorism vanished in one moment.  It's like what is left of his so-called life is now all wrapped up on that one site.

Windsor then put up a picture of a woman firing a gun with the headline of "what to do if facebook removes my page." Now I'm not one to jump to conclusions....but the pretty clear implication Bill was giving was if they take me offline grab your gun (you know, the ones we all told everyone we never had).  The unravelling of Bill Windsor continues now at breakneck speed, at this pace he may just end up turning himself in by the end of the long weekend just so he can finally get back into a court room.

Windsor Just Needs a Hug

Its now been 18 days since Bill said goodbye to his civil litigating career.  He continues to try and fill the void with pointless motions and appeals at locations he knows he wont be attending, as well as domain name defamation.  He desperately keeps reaching out to his followers for reassurance, but they continue to dwindle and only the especially insane are the ones left to give him a hug.

This fugitive thing was supposed to be more fun than its turning out to be.  He expected the world to wake up each morning with a where is Windsor quest, turns out....no one really cares including his followers.  His trial by facebook of his criminal charges in MT isn't generating much buzz so now he figures its time for phase two of his master plan......paper bomb MT with 13 gigabytes of his repetitive blather under the title of "love letters" to Montana.

Reality, a dirty word in Lawless land, is starting to set in on Bill.  He ran to avoid jail.....but in the process he opened himself up to all his victims to exact justice on his vexatious litigation.  His vexatious soul is about to die a death of a thousand paper cuts of hearings he can't attend and sanctions he won't be able to fight.  Being a fugitive on the run isn't exactly an excused absence for court.  And even worse than that, his own paranoia continues to consume him....."is that a Joey"  "is that police car coming my way"  "will they track that credit card payment" "why is that waitress looking at me funny" "can they see my IP"

Billy Starts To Get Bored With this Fugitive Thing

The exhilaration of being a fugitive on the run is starting to wear off for Bill.  Windsor is a multimillionaire who has lived his life in luxury.....this living on all cash on the run thing is starting to irritate him.  To make matters worse, he has scared off all his worshippers on facebook.  They really don't care any more what day as a fugitive it is for him and where he may or may not have been that day.

Windsor tried to focus his pure evil into his second love, besides frivolous lawsuits, that being defamation on a widespread scale.  He set up all kinds of websites on anyone he decided he doesnt like, defaming them by copy and paste including even Barbara Windsor's sister in law. But the ole question arises, if a tree falls in the forest and no one was around to hear it....did it make a sound?  There is no one left to care about Bill's daily defamation exploits and his countdown to eventual prison time.

Bill is waging his new jihad against TX and MT, but it could just as well be any state that follows the law.  As a criminal and career con artist, Windsor hates the law and therefore anyone who enforces it. When Bill says corruption, just replace that word with justice and you have turned a lie into a true sentence.  Windsor has lived a life of corruption and in his classic narcissistic way, he is trying to project his evil on to everyone else as a way to try and cope with his own internal immorality.

At this point though, the only thing that really matters is that Windsor is a fugitive on the run.  He seems content to max out his charges while on the run.  No one will every accuse him of being remorseful.  This will remain true at his upcoming trail....he will go down in flames kicking and screaming....as a rabid animal, he knows no other option.  His time is short, and he knows it. The greatest part is he has no one left on his side to defend him.  He can write in third, forth or even 5th person but it still wont change the reality that he is alone and nearing the end of his life outside of prison.

BIll Windsor's Crimes of Fashion - By OReader

This blog has been many things to many people. We've covered many topics in various ways - parody, illustrations, games, commentary, and we've even delved into the DSM. But, somehow it seems we've overlooked something very near and dear to Bill Windsor.  . . . fashion.

"It was old pro se me against The Ellis County District Attorney Patrick Wilson. Patrick Wilson is the main man. He’s probably typical of many small county district attorneys – not that sharp. Patrick Wilson is bald and always wears what appear to be Walmart suits that have pants that are too tight and a suit coat that is way too short. Sorry to be rude, but this does paint the picture – wouldn’t want anyone to think I was up against a super attorney or a sharp dresser. I didn’t feel that under-dressed in my orange-striped prison jumpsuit and my orange fluorescent rubber shoes. "

The fabulous Mr. Windsor is likely delighted to share fashion tips galore!

Mr. Windsor is wearing a classic navy blazer with khaki slacks. Notice his blazer is adorned with brass buttons. These are the height of fashion (for 1982)!

Let's see what our stylistas have to say about brass buttons for today's hot fashion:

The brass buttons don’t say, “Trusted professional!” They say, “I seem to think I’m a Navy admiral who’s forgotten the rest of his dress blues.”

When I see a gold buttoned blazer, I don't see a blazer. I just see gold buttons. To me, it seems rather garish. Yeah it’s a classic, but so are fedoras.

No thanks to this good old boy look...its lame. I swear this is like the old man’s uniform seriously...look at them all, pleated (disgusting) khakis, with a blue button down shirt, under this most of the time boxy monstrosity.

The whole look is too collegiate or country club, and is too often the default look for guys that don't know how to dress or what to wear. When I see someone wearing one I can't help but think "nice buttons Admiral."

Ouch, that hurts.

Well, that’s just the buttons. Let’s take a look at the fit.

Don’t the sleeves seem just a tad long, and is the jacket supposed to hang down like that in the front? I thought that the shirt sleeves were supposed to peek out, but what do I know? Let's see what the experts say:

 It doesn’t matter what it says on your business card if you’re handing it out with a hand swimming in fabric. It may sound minor, but if the sleeves of your shirt and jacket are not the right length, you’ll look silly.

Most men assume that once their pants are hemmed, they're done. (Bill forgot that step.) But jacket sleeves are just as important, if not more so, to have tailored. Too-long sleeves look careless, and too-short sleeves look dorky. Make sure the jacket ends 1/2 inch above your shirt sleeve. In addition, take care to tailor the jacket width around the bicep and the torso. Most guys' suit jackets are way too roomy, making them look heavier or simply sloppier. (or both)

And now that the expert has mentioned it, what’s up with the way it gaps at around the lapels? It's like Bill found a fashion website while suffering from his tax blindness, and he picked the wrong illustrations from the above diagram.

Yeah yeah, I know what you trendsetters are looking at: those shoulders. Are there shoulder pads underneath that broad spance across the top? Or, is it possible that Mr. Windsor has such a manly physique?

I’m not sure that he even has shoulders.

Well at least when he was in Atlanta somebody knew to get his shirts pressed, though I’m not sure it matters when the shoulders are 3 sized too large. 

More recently, Windsor has been known to shun an iron.

If he can photoshop his eyes, maybe he could smooth out those wrinkles digitally too. Just sayin’ 

(He could probably retire that Lawless America hat too.)

Is this a dress or a shirt? Oh wait, maybe it’s a tunic. 
That’d look great with some jeggings.

And who is he calling tiny feet?
Those are some princess feet if ever I saw them. . .

                                        It'd probably be fashionable to buy hairspray too, 

                                             it’ll really help keep that combover in place.

But, does this all really matter? Let’s look at Bill’s audience. I just know they will be highly judgemental of the mere idea that Patrick Wilson shops at Walmart.

That’s what you wear to go on camera and be in a movie?

Well at least he knows where to find a hat to go with his jacket.

So what does a sharp dressed man look like?

I’d say like this:

Just Before He Loses, Bill Wants to Start a New Game

As Windsor was about to receive his anti-slapping, he tried to remove the case to federal court at his made up home in South Dakota.  Cute trick but only a defendant can do that and even then the proper venue would be in the Texas Federal Court system.  Well lets don't sweat the details as the whole scam is a smoke an mirrors trick anyway.  Windsor knows full well it wont work but he is only trying to stall so he can pretend the deadline passed for an anti-slapp ruling:

"So, the good news is that Bill Windsor called the Clerk of the Court for the United States District Court for South Dakota in Pierre, South Dakota.  The case was docketed.  Windsor v. Joeyisalittlekid, et al (formerly case #88611 in the 40th Judicial District Court in Ellis County Texas) is now Case #14-3020 in the United States District Court for South Dakota.  The Joeys will now have to try to remove it to Ellis County.  But the action of the corrupt judge in Ellis County who had no jurisdiction is wiped out, and Sean D. Fleming and his lying attorney, Barbara Hachenburg, lost on their motion to dismiss under the so-called Texas Citizens Participation Act, and there is no $320,000 judgment against Bill Windsor.  An order under the Texas Citizens Participation Act had to be issued within 30 days, and the 30 days has passed.  Now all they can do is appeal.  If the appellate court judges are honest, they will croak at the actions of corrupt Judge Bob Carroll and this other corrupt judge whose name Bill Windsor never even caught.  Gee, first Bill Windsor beat corrupt Ellis County District Attorney Patrick Wilson in court and then dishonest attorney Barbara Hachenburg.  Pro Se, baby!"

Yeah Bill, you are doing a bang up job as pro-se right now.  Incidentally this is the first time Windsor has acknowledged his judgement to Fleming....even though he can't even remember the name of the judge who gave it.  Repeat after me:  the honorable Judge Davis.

Bill says he received this from the MT DA's office by email:  

"Mr. Windsor:  We will provide discovery when you make an initial appearance in Montana.  You may bring a jump drive for a download of the all the documents.  The file is too large to send via email.  You should have been advised to appear in Montana within 10 days of your release, however I will ask that an appearance be set for January 29 to allow you to arrange travel.  Will that date work?

Thats right, you the criminal fugitive do not get to decide the rules here.  Turn yourself in properly to the MT authorities and they will be happy to show you all the charges (which are too vast for a mere email) you are going to face.  Well Bill doesnt like that response so he tells the DA....in effect, Ellis County is corrupt, you're corrupt, everyone is corrupt and I'm not turning myself in.....but could you do me a solid and still send me all the charges so I can try the case on my facebook page with my fellow lawless terrorists?  Bill is also having a hard time finding an attorney to represent his fugitive self.  But the person who said he was broke and had no money claims he might hire a very high profile attorney to represent him.

Then today, after claiming he was starting up his fake movie filming, now Bill asks his zombies what should be the name of his new book.....ohhh ohhh I know, how about Round America? What is that a sore subject or something?  Oh and bill's fingers are getting carpel tunnel from typing lies.  They are asking for a new host body from which to operate.....the current body must recuse.  Windsor plans to sue his fingers....by and through carpel tunnel.

Bill Windsor Plays the Geezer Card

As Windsor tries to adapt to his new life as a criminal fugitive,  he continues to have difficulty accepting his new reality.  He can file all the new motions and appeals he wants, but without being able to attend any more hearings, his vexi career is over.  He has now adopted his new defense strategy.....I'm a senior citizen how could you arrest me?

Meanwhile, as he continues to name just about every public official in Ellis County as a "Joey" his followers continue to dwindle as it becomes clear to them, once again, that he isn't the least bit concerned with their issues....only his vengeance.  In short, he picked his poison and now he doesn't want to take it.  Its pretty hard to try all his court tricks and stall tactics when he is a verified fugitive from two different states.

Windsor's life story is pretty simple in a way.  He wanted to break the rules to give him an advantage in life.  When he was called on that and sent to court...the court ruled appropriately.  That is what Windsor calls "corruption" and he and his few remaining followers are nothing more than people who can't accept what a court decided in their personal situation.  Thats why Windsor has no proof of anything, and never will.  As he continues to slander, defame and attempt to intimidate public servants, he falls deeper and deeper into his own hole and alienates the few lemmings that are still following him.

Sleep deprivation continues to be Bill's complaint.  That is only going to get worse for him as his own paranoia will start to eat him alive.  Who is tracking him?  Who is calling him?  Does this hotel know who I am?  What happens when they get my bank account information?  Yes, fear and paranoia are reigning supreme in Windsorland.

Day #Whatever, I'm still Alive and Bored Comment Overflow

Fugitive Bill Windsor Tries to Disguise Himself

Now that Windsor is a wanted fugitive in TX and MT, he is starting to let out hints that he never planned on going to MT in the first place.  As he writes about himself in creepy third and sometimes even 4th person....he is giving clues that he is a fugitive and will be one for a long time.  He claims he ditched his phone, reminded everyone that he uses IP hiding software.  He claims that well now that all of his fellow criminals are advising him to not turn himself in....maybe he should listen to them. He is even asking for a PI to loan him his license number so he can look up something illegally. Multiple requests have gone out for "helpers" to help him carry out tasks in the Dallas area he can no longer do.  Anyone considering that at this point should know that they are aiding and abetting a known fugitive.

Windsor is not cut out to be a fugitive.....mainly because he can't shut up and he can't overcome his addiction to filing frivolous lawsuits.  DA Patrick Wilson has Windsor scared, and rightly so.  Just like a cornered animal that is scared, Bill continues to lash out relentlessly with constant lies and defamation as its the only defense mechanism he knows.

Another big problem for Windsor now is his assets.  Was he able to hide them all in time before he had to flee TX?  Will this make it easy for Fleming to collect his $250,000?  Geico their $80,000 and Ellis County their $100,000?  Those are all default judgements and while I'm sure he would love to appeal that.....not being present, along with having no grounds anyway, is going to greatly hamper his appellate process.  What happens when they find the honey pot of Bill's seemingly endless supply of money?  Bill is going to have to be present at the hearings on asset seizure and court document production.  But being present will mean prison.  Yep, Windsor is on the run now and you can't unring that bell, the problem for him is while it may delay his looming prison sentence, its going to greatly hamper his vexatious desires and asset protection defense.

2015 On The Run

Windsor is starting out the new year as a full fledged fugitive.  He is now wanted in two states and he has taken to the road to run from his responsibilities.  Out of all the terrible things Bill is, chief among them is he is a pure coward.  He will not go to Montana or TX to face his charges, he will run for the rest of his life if he has to. 

Bill has brought in fellow paper terrorist Susan to help organize and carry out his latest war on trees.  Windsor incorrectly called her a "former Joey", but that's not true as she tried for months to hang with the cool kids but was never accepted as there was always something wrong in her sick mind.  Now she is right back where she belongs, aiding and abetting a known terrorist and fugitive from the law.  The good news is, like Windsor, she really isn't actually good at anything and the last thing she is good at is rallying other people to a cause.  They can write all the affidavits they want, reach out to as many Me The People groups as they want....but at the end of the day they will still be right back where they started.  All of Bill's remaining followers are not good at doing things, if they were, they wouldn't be following Bill.

Windsor is going to find that life on the road as a fugitive is going to hamper him greatly.  His vexatious desires must end, his constant public statements now must be filtered.  His paranoia will be at a level never before experienced as now he knows for sure if MT ever gets ahold of him he will spend the rest of his miserable life behind the cold bars of a Montana prison.

Bill Windsor Runs

Vexatious litigants, pathological liars, and sovereign citizens would be well advised to steer clear of Ellis County as DA Patrick Wilson will make an example of you if you choose Ellis to conduct your "activity".  Yesterday, having received the signed warrant, Wilson posted on his FB page that Windsor is wanted and called on social media to help bring him in for his charges in MT.

Obviously this freaked Bill out.  It seems the warrant is in and there is a hearing today on it.  Bill doesnt wan't to play that game as he knows he will be heading to MT so he decided to say he can't attend the hearing in person (too dangerous) while he offered to call in.

Bill Windsor I am on the way to Montana. I will go with my new attorney and turn myself in by January 20, 2015 as agreed with Judge Cindy Ermatinger.

That was posted late last night as Bill is back to playing his semantics.  Judge Cindy advised him at his last hearing BEFORE the warrant was in that he should go up to MT and turn himself in before the then scheduled Jan 21st hearing back in TX.  Now that the warrant is in, Bill wants to go back and play that game.  But thats not how it works, his time for turning himself in has passed and if he skips the hearing today as expected, he is now a full fledged fugitive.

But lets go back to the first pic, thats Bill's very unwrecked jeep sitting nicely at his secret hide out location.  Barbara Hachengburg's background check on Bill's assets listed an interesting location in Dallas.  That along with the room arrangement in Bill's "selfies" convinced OReader that Bill was staying at the Mitchell Lofts at 3800 Commerce street in Dallas TX. Sure enough, there was the jeep and its clear that Bill is/was staying in room 212 and has been subleasing that unit for almost a year now. This is information Windsor intentionally withheld and tried to mislead the court when Wilson pinned him down on this exact issue. Windsor wants everyone to believe he is staying at the Marriott in Richardson while he hides in room 212 of the Mitchell Lofts. This was done to try and give him a chance to run when the heat came down and thats exactly what he is now doing.

Now that he is wanted for the warrant hearing today, Windor has bolted and pretends like "ok I'll just turn myself in to MT when I feel like it" plan. But that's not how it works, Windsor doesn't get to set the terms of his freedom and he now enters a new era of lawlessness.

this is the view of Bill's "humble" abode from the outside.