Barbara Windsor Gives Thanks This Year

As Bill spends the Thanksgiving weekend holed up all alone in his hotel room writing pointless court brief after the other, Barbara has the pleasure of spending her first Thanksgiving without being legally ensnared to the great American terrorist known as Bill Windsor.  So what does Barbara have to be thankful for this year?

-this Thanksgiving the pie tray will still contain pie when it reaches her seat at the table

-never again will she be forced to say no to the question of "does this Lawless America shirt make me look fat?"

-she can finally take a vacation that doesn't involve pie or casinos

-officials don't come to her door any more with the question of "are you Mrs. Bill Windsor?"

-lemmings no longer call her house asking for Bill

-her days of being on the board of directors of fraudulent associations are over

 -no more confrontational encounters with Bill over escort services showing up on her credit card

-this year she only has to deal with the stuffing left over from one turkey

-family members can receive actual gifts this year instead of card notices saying "a donation has been made in your name to Lawless America, we will take our country back"

-she no longer has to critique Bill's State of the Union response

-doesn't have to pretend that vexatious litigant is a good thing

-by cutting Bill lose, she cut 2% of her income and 97% of her expenses

-all the grand kids can come visit without having to bring a cease and desist notice

-no more wasted time on visiting pointless locations like the biggest ball of twine

I'll let you guys add all the ones I forgot.