Bill Windsor finally bonded out and is free.....to a degree. Bill must wear his ankle monitor and stay in Missoula County until his upcoming trial at the end of June, but other than that he is free. As always, Bill ran home and immediately jumped on facebook. He seems to now understand that he must focus on this upcoming trial in Montana.....but he hasn't figured out that he needs to hire a lawyer. Thats right, he is still going all the way pro se, and he thinks he found a good argument. He is going to argue that he didn't get a speedy trial because MT didn't schedule this new trial until well after his math says it was 6 months. I guess we are just supposed to forget that whole fugitive and fighting extradition thing.....yeah lets just pretend that never occurred.
One thing Bill's time in jail has seemed to effect is whatever filter he had left is now gone. His little diary he kept in jail which he now promotes as a "book" is a deviant's reflection of his time in county lock up. Is it any wonder his grand daughters can't speak to him?
Then we have this:
"Bill hadn't had a haircut in 81 days. Bushy is the word. The barber has Parkinson's Disease. Seriously. Bill says he was shaking so badly that he could't even imagine what might happen. His comb was like a lawnmower blade. When the barber took his razor to Bill's unruly eyebrows, Bill said all he could do was close his eyes and hope for the best. He still had eyebrows when he opened his eyes. His nose was missing, but Parky said it will grow back. Bill Windsor would never think of getting up and leaving after seeing the man shaking like a washing machine on an uneven floor. It was a hair-raising experience, but Bill Windsor says he was shocked to see that he got a really great haircut. No idea how, but it appears that Parky the Parkinson's Barber knows how to control it."
Real classy Bill....making fun of a poor old guy trying to make a living and dealing with a horrific and debilitating condition. Windsor always was just a junk yard school bully and this is it on full display. Leave it to Windsor who has never worked a day in his life to make fun of the local barber.
"So, you may be wondering about P & P Nail Salon. Yes, real men do get mani pedis. Sierra worked wonders. Bill Windsor went 60-some-odd-years without ever having a mani pedi, but his ex-wife talked him into accompanying her one day, and he now goes about once a year. He says it's like getting a new pair of feet. After Parky the Barber, Bill was quite apprehensive about Sierra. She spoke ENGLISH! Bill asked if she trained in Viet Nam, Korea, China, or The Phillipines. She laughed and assured him that she got her training right there in Missoula Montana. Bill Windsor promised Sierra and Parky autogaphed copies of his Wanted Poster."
Uhhhhh, here we go again with the belittling of the working class. No one is ever going to hold up Bill Windsor as the standard bearer for male masculinity and heterosexuality, and that was true before he admitted he is addicted to manicures. Then its on to Asian stereotypes as Bill's mind is blown by the fact that the woman doing his "manly" nails isn't from the far east and can actually speak the language. What a wonderful person Bill is....inside and out.