Sometimes You Eat the Cookie, Sometimes the Cookie Eats You

So yeah...Bill had a complete meltdown last night.  The failure, the stress, the loneliness, the aimless nature of all of it must have come to a head late last night.  Bill put up a post, which he has since deleted, where we pleaded for help from anyone to help him stalk down Connie Bedwell (I kinda thought she was out of the picture at this point).  He is heading out Californi way to stalk down Connie and is desperately pleading to contact her ex.  As he said last week..."I hate to sound vindictive, but I guess I am".  Something tells me he will regret incurring her wrath.

Then he lashes out at me and the clubhouse, naming a $1,000 reward for information that will lead to the arrest err I mean stalking of the infamous Ginger Snap and other main characters of "the Joeys" (though not specifically designated).  Curtis decides to take him up on that offer and tells him he will surrender his information to Bill for the money.  Well it turns out that the 1K was for all of "the Joeys" collectively.  Yeah Bill if you want a box of cookies, you better up that offer substantially....maybe like start with putting that RV that you cant drive up as an offer.  By the way, would any of the slow kids still in his class like to ask the obvious question of how it is he has no money but can offer $1,000 bounty for a cookie?  You can read more about the exchange between Bill and Curtis over at Curtis' blog  http://editorcurtisbutler.blogspot.com/

This morning, after taking down his wanted add against us and Connie, he replaced it with an all points bulletin out on Lorraine.  Now we are back to the AMPPs again as the cause of all his self destruction, the insanity has gone full circle.

The other interesting thing about last night was that in his rush to delete all the new posters that flooded his blog, his responses to them were unusually loopy, even for him.  At this point...forced institutionalization is the only appropriate option.  He needs protection from the cookie, or the AMPPs, or big bad Connie, Allie, Elizabeth, the man with tiny hands, or the most terrifying Brannon.  Its simply too much for him, he needs his own witness protection facility inside a secure mental health compound.