Day One of Failure In DC is In The History Books

Several dozens of followers gathered in a small room yesterday to start the movement that will change the this Country forever.  The group represents a diverse congregation of criminals, malcontents and psychopaths.  Billy rolled out a large "crime scene" tape all the way down the hall leading into their small room in Arlington Virginia, this would help the US Marshalls and other warrant officers to find them.

Billy then called the meeting to order and quickly showed all of them why they are really there.  "This Nation has lost itself.  It no longer adheres to the principles that our Founders intended it too."  The zombies nodded in agreement only to then hear what Billy really means..."I want to introduce to you the greatest lie that has ever been bestowed on this Nation....a SLICE of pie.  For too long corrupt politicians and judges have kept this lie going to the point where the American people just accept it.  Jefferson, Madison and Franklin all sought a country where one could eat an entire pie as they so pleased.  Never do you see any actual documented proof that the pilgrims, at the first Thanksgiving, ate slices of pie....no no, they all had their own pie. I am sick and tired of living in a Nation that gives me a dirty look when I try to enjoy my whole pie just because I dont do what the corrupt judges want and slice it up".  Billy then opened up his bag and brought out pies for everyone and ordered them to eat the whole pie like a real real American.