Pie In the Sky is The Special of The Day

So they finally give us a live link to the Nazi Convention, and we thank you for that endless entertainment.  We watched as Bill said the room was packed with hundreds of lemmings, the cam quickly scanned the room and there were 56 people at most.  Bill grabbed the mic like it was apple pie and wouldn't let go.

First, Bill channelled his inner Bush and said "mission accomplished  (I guess he finished his pie)  For hours he rambled on and on about himself, mentioning that he can't use his grandkids names (giving us a little hint to what this is all about, not only does the state of Georgia hate him, so does his family).  Then he sets up his own award.  He spent the $5 and got a President’s Volunteer Service Award made out to himself.  He made sure his lemmings spent a good long time engaged in hero worship as they clapped on and on at his fake award while he claimed that this was proof that Obama is looking into their claims.  

Then Bill asked how many media and congressman and woman too, where in the room, of course no one was in attendance.  But he then went on to address them as if they were there pointing out that the media is the problem as well (for not listening to his whining) .  Bill said he was a multimillionaire but now doesn't have two nickels to his name.  

Bill then called the capitol police and informed them that he won't adhere to their rules and bring their camera's even though they are prohibited from doing so.  Then he turns it over to his lemmings but makes sure to grab the mic and ramble back into himself at every opportunity.