Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Not So Happy Birthday To Windsor


Today he isn't a half, a quarter or even 3/8ths, he is just one old geezer who is now eligible for social security, that is if he ever had a real job in his lifetime.  Its the first birthday he has celebrated completely alone and single in the last 40 years.  Its only fitting that he end this way since he has no room left in his heart to love anyone else but himself.

Bill did check in with his lemmings last night saying that he experienced a convenient car burglary.   Some pesky kids happened to smash his windows and take his hard drive and files right before he was to produce his "proof" in front of the court in Missouri next week.  A likely story.  This is going to be his convenient excuse to cancel and weasel out of his hearing in Missouri that he filed for and he forced upon Allie.

13 comments:

  1. Billy is All Growed UpOctober 2, 2013 at 2:47 PM

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  2. I'll supply the party music for Windsor's birthday!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5ab8BOu4LE

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djU4Lq_5EaM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz0DFefft2E

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn6DB6-NPnQ

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  3. What time was the robbery done when

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  4. I assume all of his "massive" evidence against Allie & the AMMP was on the "stolen" hard drives and computer. Now the lemmings will have a new conspiracy to yell about. He will claim the reason only the computer stuff & legal paper were stolen is because the break in was planned to steal his evidence to cover up the crimes committed against him.

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    1. I thought he was the one to warn all the Joey's to make a hard copy of everything?

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  5. Candle should be on a microwave burrito.

    What restaurant is he going to slum for a free dinner tonight?

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    1. Ellis County BBQ in Midlothian

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  6. With this blog's ties to the criminal underworld, any one of us could be responsible for the break in...

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  7. I wonder if at least two of three of his grandchildren made a "Happy Birthday, Grampa"!" card.

    Rhetorical. They didn't. I'm not really wondering.

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  8. Sluggo's latest:

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    1. Hahahahhahahaaaaaaaaa.

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  9. Where was his bodyguard during the alleged robbery?

    "Got away with my life from those street toughs"...

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  10. BREAKING NEWS: Marty is getting a TV show!!!

    https://www.facebook.com/marty.prehn.1/posts/10202108353456519

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