Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Marty Prehn: Man, Myth, or Monster? Part two

By Bob Cookout

In this post we'll address some of Marty's most outrageous claims. There is no way to cover all of them here because there are so many. I'll touch on a few and everyone can feel free to add their favorites in the comments. 

Marty's biggest claim to fame is the day he spent with Ronald Reagan making plans to tear down the Berlin Wall.  He claims to have been in Reagan's security detail during a campaign stop at Bob Jones University in Greenville, SC.  His profile picture on Facebook is from that day.  However, Marty acquired that very picture quite accidentally only a few years ago, through - you guessed it - Facebook.  Someone else shared the picture and then the legend was born!  It's hilarious how he presses the person who shared the picture for dates and details of "that historic day".  Regardless, he still is unclear on whether it happened in 1979 or 1980, but certainly can embellish the details of him and Reagan chewing that fat, exchanging favorite jokes and planning world peace.  He wasn't in the security detail but managed to get close enough to get in a picture.  It's like what they call photo bombing today.  There was no dialog exchanged between Marty and Reagan. The two never spoke. Marty was more than likely ordered by a real security detail to get the hell away from the candidate. I'd be willing to bet my house & kids that Nancy never flirted with Marty about his dimples. 

Out of this one photo came the claims that Marty gave Reagan the idea to pursue the destruction of the Berlin Wall. Marty's father was a German soldier who still had family in Germany. He made trips back to his homeland roughly once every three years.  This is where the photos of him collecting pieces of the wall come from, not dissimilar to about a million other pictures of Germans and tourists at the time. There was no state sponsored trip for Marty's father to participate in the removal of the wall - and even if there was - wouldn't the State Department and Reagan want to include their favorite muse for the idea? 

Why wasn't an important man like Marty invited to participate when it was his idea?  Surely Reagan, Thatcher or Gorbachev would have wanted him there?

Maybe Marty was busy back in the US plotting his evil plans for the future.  Or maybe he was busy rescuing the elderly, veterans or some other victim of the moment. 

The above begs the question - Why? According to several of Marty's old classmates, he was always a compulsive liar. Marty wasn't a popular kid and he was always overshadowed by his more popular siblings. I assume this caused Marty to start lying to make himself seem like the someone he so desperately wanted to be. It's almost like the lazy mans way of being accomplished in life.  Marty's father made a career of working for the JL Hudson Company.  Marty tried to follow in his fathers retail footsteps at JC Penny, but failed.  His life is void of genuine accomplishments and he continuously seeks to fill that void with the most outlandish stories, made famous by this blog as "Marty Moments".

I guess his only true success has been found in providing countless of hours of enjoyment to those keen enough to see through his legacy of lies.

Coming soon: Has Marty ever served our country and what exactly is his version of a " Special Agent"?

DISCLAIMER:  The opinions expressed above are mine alone. They are not the beliefs of any cookies,alpacas,chihuahuas,  large bodies of water,Asian warriors,canned ham products,pumas,play doh men,anyone who wears a morph suit and jumps fire pits,or any other animals or objects residing in an alleged clubhouse. 

Friday, October 25, 2013

Marty Prehn: Man, Myth, or Monster?

By Bob Lookout

When I decided to give this a try, I had big plans for a post.  I was going to link court documents and quotes to support my ideas about Marty.  After extensive research and questioning people that know him, I decided he was just not worth it.  Bill Windsor at one time had a large following he called the "Nobodys".  Marty is literally a nobody. I wanted to expose him for what he is but with the exception of about five people, no one cares who he is.

We all find humor in the outrageous claims he makes but deep down Marty is a very disturbed narcissist desperate for attention and accolades.

This will be the first installment in a series that will review a man who's life has and never will amount to anything.  For this segment, I'll cover his claims regarding his poor mother. No one in Marty's family will speak to me about him for fear of the harassment they are sure will follow. That means I have to piece together the story from reviewing all that has been posted

For the 17 years preceding the death of his mother, Marty depended on his parents for all of his financial needs, as he was unemployed that entire time. He had the ability to manipulate his father into paying his way through life. It went as far as having his parents pay for not only his home but also a cottage on the lake near the one owned by his family.## When his mothers health began to fail, he convinced his father to establish a trust and name Marty the successor trustee. This would insure Marty access to his parents savings and that they could continue to finance his life even after his fathers death. When his father passed, Marty became his mothers primary caregiver. That was the beginning of a nightmare for Marty's mother and his siblings. From the information I've been able to gather from people who know Marty - who shall remain anonymous - his care of his mother was severely lacking.

While Marty spent his days dinning out for all meals and generally just trying to act like a big shot, his mother, suffering from old-age related dementia, was left lying in bed all day with only the TV to keep her company. When word of the poor treatment reached Marty's sister in Colorado, she took action and moved her mother into her home in Colorado. Marty didn't object to this until his control over the savings accounts was stopped. With her daughter, his mother now had health care and even an in-home caregiver that would be there when a family member could not. From all accounts she was well taken care of in a very loving environment. Marty's sister dedicated her life to making the final years of her mothers life as enjoyable as possible. This high level of care required resources. A new power of attorney and trust were needed to provide for Mrs Prehn and when Marty refused to allow the family access to the accounts they were forced to legally take control of them.

Marty then started to legally challenge the Colorado ruling.  He would claim to have documents to back up his claims, but even after being given time extensions to produce them, never could. His legal challenge finally ended when he was required by the court to provide an accounting of the money spent while he was in control. He refused to do so. After Marty's legal challenge failed, he then began an online hate campaign against his sister. He went so far as calling her a murderer and circulating an online flier, wishing death on her kids - his own nephews.  I find it interesting that none of Marty's siblings joined him in questioning the sisters actions regarding their mother. The only child in the family that objected was Marty and that wasn't until he lost control of the money. You draw your own conclusion.

Marty now continuously seeks pity and charity by saying he is homeless after two foreclosures at the hands of his siblings.  Actually, the properties were foreclosed on because Marty could no longer use his parent's savings to pay for his personal expenses. But here's the rub; Marty shouldn't claim to be homeless. He inherited the family cottage on the lake. It was paid in full with even the taxes covered by his parent's estate. A search of property records show the transfer of the deed into his name and it remains there as of this writing. Marty's parents worked their whole lives in order to own their homes.  Marty, on the other hand, only had to wait until they died so he could own his.  I have no idea of the habitability of this property, as Marty claims to reside about 190 miles south of it. 

This story cannot be told without pointing out the incredible price paid by Marty's sister. She did everything in her power to provide for her mother in the most loving and respectful way possible. I'm sure Mrs Prehn's final days were the best they could be because of the love her daughter showed her.  Now she is harassed by a monster who cared about no one except himself.  He has even gone so far as to sick his real or Facebook friends including Helen Childers and Barbara Nemeth on his family. 
Marty didn't even bother to attend his mothers funeral.  Rest in peace, Bernice.

Friday, October 18, 2013

Windsor Stays in Hiding

Windsor continues to hide the Dallas area, as he stays out of the limelight for the most part.  He did release a facebook message last week saying that he was ok, and he was not planning on having his surgery until December for his made up problem.  For those scoring at home, that means he made up a bogus excuse for missing out on his hearing in Missouri.  This is Bill putting Judge Rolf on notice that Bill considers him a fool; I guess we will see if Bill is right about that theory or not.

Then we have Bill trying to file for a default judgement against the American Mothers Political Party in Kansas.  But the question has to arise over who was actually served, and what exactly would he be getting a judgement against?  Yeah, no matter which case you look at...either his attempt in Missoula, Missouri, or Kansas, all three don't seem to be getting any where and the more he tries the more he can't hide his failure.

It's interesting to see how the remaining lemmings are coping with the reality that Lawless America is dead. David Schied is still begging Bill to call him.  Bambi pays homage with her own hail to her Fuhrer statement filled with praise and honor for all the things Bill only said he would do....but never delivered on.  But for the most part, the lemmings have moved on from the Lawless America scam as they seek a new fraud to lead them out of their own abyss.

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Windsor vs. the Cookie (coming to theatres this Christmas)

As Bill continues to flounder around filing pointless motion after the other, its time to celebrate the death of lawless america and its fake movie with a big preview of our own movie.......where is your preview Bill?

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Windsor's Fake Movie Gets Fake Press Coverage

As Bill continues to hide out from all his court obligations he has created through his made up illness, a tip of the hat to Ninja for finding this little nugget out there in cyberspace.  This article comes from a crackpot site called

Bill Windsor's Lawless America
                                            Posted By: MaryMaxwell <Send E-Mail>
                                           Date: Saturday, 14-Sep-2013 15:40:43

Bill Windsor’s Lawless America Show its a show alright 
By Mary W Maxwell, PhD, LLB

Have you seen the series of Youtube videos called “Lawless America”? we can assume the answer is no A 64 and 11/12ths-year-old guy from Georgia formerly..he was kicked out goes around the 50 make that 48 states to help fight lawlessness. He is doing a brilliant job. yes, by any measure 
Bill Windsor’s method is to demonstrate that the system is so bad that ordinary folks there is nothing ordinary about Bill get beaten up, routinely, by the courts.this seems especially true when they do something wrong Let me describe his most recent caper good word choice, in Montana. Here, Bill has placed himself in the role of victim uhhh loser would be more appropriate, but in most of his work he doesn't actually work he locates other people who have been victimized, and analyzes for us what is really going on. if by analyze you mean he makes up something out of his are correct
So what’s a former Georgian doing in court in Montana? stalking It began when a man named Sean started to cyber-stalk Bill. The thing that provoked Sean was, apparently, Bill Windsor’s advocating for the right of a Montana journalist or maybe his constant lying, Crystal Cox. She says Sean has been regularly threatening her with bodily harm and she is far from credible. She tried to get a restraining order but was rebuffed by the court. oh and she owes over $2 million in damages
So far, pretty boring, right? nuh uh, I'm already kinda laughing Indeed many of Windsor’s cases are boring but not nearly as boring as he is, but the cumulative effect is what we need to be reminded of, and he does indeed draw a quite riveting picture of that. wait what?  Its a bunch of random pointless videos that have nothing to do with each other
Anyway, the man named Sean emailed Bill allegedly by Bill with explicit threats and even told Bill that he had shot a bullet at Bill on the highway, but missed and hit another car instead. In other words, Bill possesses a written confession by Sean of his crime! ummmm I think he was trying to be funny 
Bill applied to a court in the relevant county, Ravalli, MT, what is relevant about it? seeking a protective order. On the Youtube video you see Bill walking waddling out of the courthouse. (Does he have a dear friend who films him? No, he has a dear tripod with his own camera on it.and his only friend) He tells us that the clerk accepted his properly filed case. but then again, he is a liar
Next we learn that the judge rules that Bill is not eligible for a protective order. The reason he gives, in writing, is that the accused (Sean) hasn’t been convicted of the crime. Of course this is ridiculous or maybe its legit. People seek protective orders before the threatened violence happens, not after.but Bill isn't a "people"
Bill theorizes that's all he ever does that the judge somehow knows he must not accommodate Bill's request, as the alleged offender, Sean, is a protected person of some sort. ummm, I need some tin foil stat In other words, Sean may be a paid harasser. make that two rolls I recall from the Patrick Knowlton lawsuit, related to the death of Vince Foster, that some of the persons who gang-stalked Knowlton were FBI men, "off duty." uh huh, wink wink, nod nod
(By the way, a San Diego lady whom Bill interviewed (by the way, why are we in () now?  Is this to signify that you are deviating from your logical progression in your story?) says that when she gets gang-stalked, it is commonly the case that the licence plates of the stalkers have both a double number and double letter. ummm better make that the industrial size on the tin foil please I have only been gang-stalked once in my life birds do it to me all the time, I swear, and when it happened, two years ago, I copied down the number.of people?  Lotto ticket?  Receipt number? What a chuckle when I looked it up. It starts with PP33. A chuckle and a frown: this means the gig is state-sanctioned oh clearly, I can't think of any other explanation.)
So, Bill Windsor thinks he is entitled to the law’s bounty and discovers that he is only entitled to the laws iron bars a few people are apparently entitled to it, but not the majority!  Bill has nothing to do with the majority And you don’t know which you are, until you test the system ohhh I know. See what I mean about cumulative effect?  ummm, no I don't, but I'm sure you do
Bill Windsor, who has got court procedure down pat heh you could say that, then asks to appeal the Montana judge’s decision and is told it isn’t appealable. Needless to say, that is incorrect. then why did you even say it?
Then his dear tripod follows him I'm thinking he carried it to a grassy spot outside the newspaper office in Missoula, Montana. We see Bill coming out disappointed, after the editor has told him that the paper will not be interested in the crime story he is reporting. mainly because he isn't a reporter of any kind
Lest you think Bill may have made a bad showing, perhaps looking like a fringe person, no. forgive me but I'm gonna have to stick to that perception He is neatly dressed in a kevlar vest that says TV? and well-spoken not really, he mumbles. Also he understands the Constitution in its spirit but certainly not in content. He is duly jaw-dropped when the press changes its approach from being the voice of the people to being a voice of government. or maybe they just told the crazy fat guy to get the hell out of their office
Sometimes a cyber-harasser like Sean does not really exist. you just blew my mind I mean, the stalking is occurring, but is from a centralized anonymous office. ok where is that order of tin foil...I can't take much more of this Here, though, Bill has traced the man and his red truck.traced to what..his etch a sketch? Bill finds (or should I say, alleges yes, you should always say that with him) that Sean works as a lab technician at the University of Missoula campus. (Don’t get me started on the participation of academia in the cause of injustice, OK?) (don't get me started on nutjobs that wander off with their own () remarks and never remember what the original dumb point was)
The area of court-corruption that Windsor covers in depth is that of “child custody.” no, he moved on to murderer's rights You would be amazed at how many parents have their children taken by the state and fostered out, on apparently no basis at all. Please don’t believe me. good, I wasn't going to Why should anyone believe that such a thing is happening! are you talking to yourself now?
Ah, but it is. can't argue in the face of that kind of overwhelming proof Recently, Bill put up a video in Minnesota of a lady whose eleven-week old baby was taken away. Please see it; I think you will decide right then and there that you need to do something to help our society, and yourself. like put Bill in jail
By the way, no point asking Congress to assist. good I wasn't going to, that would be stupid On February 5th and 6th, 2013, Bill Windsor brought many you mean a few court-victimized people to Washington, DC actually to Arlington Va. He invited all 535 Congresspersons plus all their staff members, to join these citizens at a convenient location to discuss matters, some of which are life threatening. Total number of Hill people who showed up? Zero.
Don’t go away crying.what about laughing? Bill Windsor is not here to say “See? There’s nothing you can do.” He is here to say “We intelligent human beings do not have to put up with a perverted situation and I'm going to need some donations.”
The one disappointment of his cancelled“Lawless America” show is that it does not give the thousand-or-more interviewees a way to band together to brainstorm the issue.especially since he banned them all Possibly interested parties could use as a way to congregate. or just forget it altogether That will bring infiltrators, but so what? everything brings infiltrators. dammit....I don't have near enough tin foil for this woman
One of the persons interviewed on the Lawless America Youtube show, Martin de la Graza of New Mexico, who feels done in by state government corruption, says he is willing to die for the cause. You really can't beat that. yeah huh...actual proof beats that any day of the week
A man from Los Angeles, Larry Mendoza, is equally ready to do what he must do to band with others for protection. maybe Schied can teach him some karate moves As far as I know which isn't very far there is nothing to prevent you from asking your local library to give you use of a meeting room once a month to host discussion of "The Lawless America Interviews." can they all hold hands and sing campfire songs? If you do ask and are refused, please let me know! Thank you.
Mary W Maxwell, PhD, LLB, can be emailed at her website

Monday, October 7, 2013

Joeycon Cancelled

Thanks to Bill's new conveniently made up illness, the party dubbed (by Bill) as JoeyCon is now cancelled.   I was looking forward to meeting everyone and finding out who I (and you all) really am but it looks like this bash is going to go down as another Windsor empty promise.  Even though there was no location set, nor time and date, I had my bags packed and was ready for my special invitation which never seems to come.

The truth of the matter is we have called Bill's bluffs so many times even he is tried of trying it.  At the end of the day he has nothing at all to prove anything he claims, and this is why he needs a sudden illness to get out of testifying in a certain court in Missouri.  Not one single person on his list of 500+ "haters" has been silenced.  The truth is everyone is growing tired of his same old antics as he slips away into irrelevancy.  His name is mud, his family's name is trashed and it will forever be that way on the internet.  The very thing he wanted to do to his "haters" has been done to him and now the jig is up.  There is nothing left for him to try now but make up and fake his own illness and declare a draw and run away.

To that end my goal with Bill is finally accomplished....albeit one that took much longer than I had anticipated.  I despise frauds in whatever capacity and Bill represented it at its most raw and basic level.  The only way to stop people like him is to fully expose them to the world for what they really are.  Bill Windsor will forever be known for what he really is, not what he claims to be.  That is internet justice or karma or whatever you want to call it.

Friday, October 4, 2013

Eating Pie Can Lead to Bad Health?

It turns out that going around the country stuffing your pie hole with....pie, isn't all that great on your body. Bill hasn't figured that connection out yet as he blames his ancestors on his new made up illness and plays hooky from the court in Missouri.

I have been making the medical rounds. No skin cancer; physical was normal, but need to lose more weight; cholesterol was 153 (thank you ancestors); no cavities. But, I have had a hiatal hernia -- a weakness in the abdominal wall above my navel -- and my recent cold and violent coughing really tore it open.
I will have surgery the week after next. I won't be able to lift or carry much for a month, can't drive all over the country. I'm happy to have it done. It doesn't hurt, but it sticks out and looks bad. I'll keep you posted.

Maybe his body has had about all the Billschit (c) it can take and its having a violent reaction to him. His body, like his life long scamming, is starting to shut down. It turns out he is going to be....I know I know who could have seen this coming.....unable to go to court and produce the evidence to back up his multitude of lies and wild claims. Yep, between those pesky kids stealing his hard drive with all his evidence and his new made up illness, it seems Bill is going to have to take a rain check on putting his money where his pie hole is. But as fishy as this may all sound to the discerning reader, it all must be true because Bill said it and according to him he doesn't lie.

Thursday, October 3, 2013

A New Bill Windsor Movie

Thats like 30 something movies we have now and Bill still doesn't even have a promo yet for his fake movie. This seems like a great preview of the hearing on the 8th in Missouri that Bill is desperately trying to weasel out of.

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Not So Happy Birthday To Windsor

Today he isn't a half, a quarter or even 3/8ths, he is just one old geezer who is now eligible for social security, that is if he ever had a real job in his lifetime.  Its the first birthday he has celebrated completely alone and single in the last 40 years.  Its only fitting that he end this way since he has no room left in his heart to love anyone else but himself.

Bill did check in with his lemmings last night saying that he experienced a convenient car burglary.   Some pesky kids happened to smash his windows and take his hard drive and files right before he was to produce his "proof" in front of the court in Missouri next week.  A likely story.  This is going to be his convenient excuse to cancel and weasel out of his hearing in Missouri that he filed for and he forced upon Allie.