Friday, August 21, 2015

A Wicked Offer?

Have Bill Windsor and Lawless America finally inspired a television series? 

There's a new show featuring one of the key players in Bill's plethora of vexatious lawsuits. Weasel Curly has his own new reality show on the CW. 



http://www.cwtv.com/shows/a-wicked-offer/

Here's what the CW has to say about this new series:

     In the outrageous, darkly comic, one-hour docuseries A WICKED OFFER, couples who need some extra help in making their dreams a reality are presented with a series of Faustian bargains, as they must decide to complete various scandalous and controversial tasks involving their unsuspecting friends, families, and co-workers for cash prizes.  With each challenge testing the couple’s moral and ethical boundaries, the couples must weigh the potential havoc wreaked on their relationship with each other and with everyone involved.  As each task is completed, the stakes and the cash value are raised, forcing the couple to decide how far they’re willing to go for money. 

Was Bill Windsor featured on the un-aired pilot for the series? Was Allie the first recipient of this lawyer's wicked offers? If she were, how could she say no? Attorney Matthew J O'Connor is definitely easy on the eyes. 6 foot 2 inches of good looks, charm, style, and just the right amount of ruggedness that a woman can't help but go weak at the knees over. And that voice? Smooth and mellow with just a hint of manly gravel. (not at all like the wobbly tremored voice of a certain nervous old man) Oh, you know what else doesn't shake? That's right, his hands.  I can finally see why Bill was so intimidated by the man he chose to call Weasel Curly. Bill must have felt like a worthless shaking blob of fatty gelatinous goo next to Matt. Bill should always feel this way, but being in the presence of Matt O'Connor obviously drove this reality home. And, to add insult to injury, now Matt has the T.V. show and audience that Bill has always wanted. 

Bill couldn't get a show on television even if he paid for it. 
Maybe if he'd just signed on the dotted line . . . . 


Blood money. Was it worth it? Yes.






Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Bill Finally Realizes He's About to Get the Boot


Its all fun and games until Bill Windsor actually has to show up to prepare for his pro se criminal case.  What was supposed to be a eye opening "deposition" with his sworn advisory Sean Boushie, turned into Bill's own Crying Game as he learned that the crux of his whole defense is actually a federal violation of law.  Bill planned to go into that court room next month and mockingly say how could he commit a crime in MT when he was busy committing the crime in TX?  DA Jennifer Clark pointed out how Bill just admitted to committing a federal crime as this would be crossing state lines. She also informed Bill that she had turned that information over to the proper authorities.  Windsor went into full freak out mode at that point....which means he goes to his little keyboard to hunt and peck out another fictitious rendition of what happened.   Mrs. Clark was none too happy with Windsor's wild misrepresentation of what she said.

"From: Jennifer Clark 
To: windsorinmontana@yahoo.com 
Sent: Tuesday, August 18, 2015 2:57 PM
Subject: False information




"Mr. Windsor:

"I have been advised of information you posted on your website that I told you to expect Federal Charges. This is a misrepresentation and I would like you to correct the false information that you are sharing.

"thank you"



At this point I kinda have to wonder if anyone gave Jennifer the basic scouting report on just what it is she is up against? If he went on his website and actually properly represented what happened he wouldn't be Bill Windsor. It is impossible for him to tell the truth. Then we get this:


UPDATE: 7:46 PM ON AUGUST 18, 2015

I just received this from Jennifer Clark:

"You did misrepresent what I said because I never said it was in the hands of the U.S. Attorney's office. You have made several misrepresentations and if it continues during trial, I will ask for sanctions. Your recklessness with the facts is concerning."

Here is my response to Jennifer Clark:


"What misrepresentations? You say I have made several. Let's hear them.

"I believe you said it was in the hands of the U.S. Attorney. That was my understanding. "It's up to the U.S. Attorney," or words to that effect. If you want to type up what you believe you said, I will be delighted to publish it.

"I have no desire to misrepresent facts. You do it too well.

"I need my freedom of information documents. May I send a courier to pick them up tomorrow?

"I will update this article with your latest email"





Mrs. Clark has had to deal with murderers, rapists and various hardcore convicts on a daily basis......but I'm not sure she has ever encountered someone as detached from reality and truly deranged as Bill is.


Bill goes on to play his little 3rd grade tactic of "nuh uh you can't sanction me I'm going to sanction you". Junk yard bullying at its most primitive level. But all of these threats, insults and grandstanding serve to try and deflect from the very obvious fact that Bill Windsor has well below average intelligence. He is out of his element. All of these different laws and statutes are hard for his simple mind to understand. You combine that with an ego that would even make Hitler blush, and what you get is an out of control oversized manlike creature with the mind of a child. The more he can't understand the more he screams conspiracy and corruption. That's the only way a narcissist with a simple mind can cope with a complex world that completely surrounds him.

Friday, August 14, 2015

Windsor Burns Down His House


Its been an excruciatingly long, hot, but most of all boring summer for Bill.  Even he admitted he has been boring by his own standards.  Instead of trying to focus and work on his looming criminal trial in Montana, Bill has been subjecting his 4 remaining followers to watching his home made vacation movies in the form of his 780 Lawless America Movie pics (which are all Windsor selfies btw).  He's also become addicted to the drug like high one gets from reposting news articles on your facebook page that you read from the news feed on your browser's home page.

That is not to say that Windsor hasn't continued his vexatious ways.  We have a new lawsuit in his fictitious home of South Dakota against only fictitious internet names.  Real people tend to defeat him in court.....especially when they have attorneys on hand.  So let's just keep that pesky reality as far away as we can from Bill's court room.

The Texas 10th Court of Appeals gave Bill his theme letter for the summer.  D...as in denied. They also noted Bill's blatant attempt to hornswoggle them with his premature filings and then trying to go back and amend them as if done correctly.  With Ellis County DA still holding the cards to file charges on Bill for his bond jumping escapade once the Montana trial is over.....I would say Texas isn't on his list of happy places.

Which brings us to Montana.  The Missoula DA gave Bill and offer he couldn't refuse.  It would take a completely insane person (like someone who had lost his mind) to refuse an offer that would keep the words Convicted Felon from always preceding his name.  Ironically, DA Jennifer Clark's can't refuse offer included a mental evaluation for Bill.  Instead of taking the more than generous offer, Bill decided to burn down his house.  He has never done anything wrong in his entire life, just ask him, so why plead guilty to anything?  Ever?  Now, his trial is almost a month away, he still hasn't found a decent defense for himself but why fret, his charm and wit will overwhelm that court room and dazzle the jury as they will surely find him not guilty.  And even if he fails and is forced to serve a prison sentence against his will and pro se, he's got a really good feeling about his appeal.  His warning to the world is that even if they lock him back up....his domestic terrorist activities will not cease as he has a legion of unseen minions ready to continue his cause of dishonesty, corruption, stalking, and lawlessness.

Thursday, July 2, 2015

Happy Independence Day

Happy July 4th weekend to all you guys not wearing ankle monitors.

 Here's a new post.

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Windsor Takes Medical Leave


With a Thursday deadline in the TX 10th COA to show cause looming, Bill has decided it’s time to get sick and get a doctor’s note.  If the hospital in Missoula is unwilling to write him a sick note then Bill will file a motion to recuse the doctor, motion for reconsideration, motion for clarification of the diagnoses, motion for a stay and of course appeal the visit to the state hospital in Helena MT.

Bill Windsor is going to the Emergency Room in Missoula Montana.  Bob Dole approves of this message

Bill has been ill for three weeks well actually his entire known adult life, and the onset of extreme dizziness has him worried...

Sorry to report that I just can't seem to get well we know you are not, and never will be.
I've been waking up with the room spinning at high speed a mind can only hold so many layers of lies until it short circuits.  I was dizzy throughout the weekend and all day Monday ummm these court filings of yours show that you have been dizzy for the entire 21st century.  It is impossible to get much work done when the room is spinning and even harder when you have no idea what the word work means.

My self-diagnosis is that this may be related to the fractured skull that I had in December 2013  yeah usually head injuries take about two years before they start showing symptoms.  When I was recovering you didn't, I had to be careful to not put any pressure on the back of my head.  I slept propped on my side with my head elevated on a couch you could probably also point out what color your shoes were at the time but this is all under the heading of too much info or tmi for short.

I don't have a suitable couch at the motel in Missoula Montana are you gonna write them a negative report on Ripoff Report?, and it seems that pressure on the back of my skull from a cushion or pillow sends me reeling you know. . . if you really stood back and looked at where you are in your life right now, maybe it’s time to start reeling.

So, I am going to the Emergency Room to get a proper exam yeah emergency rooms just love it when people use them for a checkup.  I need my Parkinson’s-like tremors to be considered as well  you are elderly and your body has endured a lethal level of BS. . . no wonder its shaking.  Ever since I was unlawfully incarcerated and held without bond in tiny little confined spaces, my once-mild tremor has become an earthquake not true...you were shaking like a bowl of jello way before that.

Thank Heavens I am not in jail because this would be largely ignored your health seemed to be at its best while you were incarcerated. . . incidentally.  You could die just waiting for a response to a medical kite figure of speech.

I don't know how long I will be at the hospital or even if you will go because a hospital gown doesn't go well with the ankle bracelet.  I certainly hope they don't find my brain is bleeding or anything terrible like that meaning I sure hope they do so I can stay everything indefinitely.  I do anticipate a Cat-Scan.  I had a half dozen of those after I fractured my skull well that’s pretty stupid they would all show the same thing. . . one incredibly demented mind.  Those have always been quite the challenge for claustrophobic me most junk yard garden variety bullies can't stand to be confined by rules or boundaries. . . kinda metaphoric for your entire life huh?.


Should the hospital keep me don't worry, after you file your first motion against them they will release you, I will get word to someone or something so an update can be posted on www.facebook.com/billwindsor1.  Please don't worry if there isn't a report until Tuesday afternoon no one cares Bill. . . they stopped caring years ago.