Monday, January 13, 2014

Lawless America Mockumentary 2014, The Movie

Well Sundance is in a week and....spoiler alert, Bill's fake movie didn't even make it on in this year's festival. So while Billy can't even make a promo, here is a movie to start the new year off right and take a close look at just who are these lemmings following Bill.
http://vimeo.com/83995144

Ohh and Bill backed out of his talkshoe show last night...even though he promised his lemmings.  Maybe he isn't ready to answer all the questions about his porn surfing habits just yet

73 comments:

  1. BRAVO!! This is awesomeness! I have to watch again. It's creative genius!
    Award winner for sure!

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    1. That?
      Is the absolute best Clubhouse video! I giggle snorted! I snarffled! I am giving that a HUGE 4(FOUR) HOOFS UP!

      *hypotropic = Depacoate? bawahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

      wild applause!

      ❥ ❥ ❥ ❥ ❥ ❥ ❥
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  2. Hahahaha

    "Your honor - Look! They keep making fake movies about my fake movie! Make them stop!"

    Two things I noticed.

    1) Only Bill could get ugly hookers to quit their job
    2) I feel bad for those suffering from Tinyfeet syndrome.

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  3. I laughed. I cried. I wanted to gouge out both my eyes!

    Perfect blend of pathos, ethos and logos.

    Bravo! Bravo!

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  4. Ben Keller I think it's ridiculous, really, and kind of childish how many enemies Bill makes and then threatens with frivolous lawsuits and then posts the resulting drama on facebook. I thought he was a filmmaker, making a film? I feel sorry for the people who trusted in him to tell their stories, because Bill isn't focused on a film. He's focused on boyish internet squabbles.


    Bill Windsor Ben Keller, if you don't like what I am doing, your option is quite simple: go away, and don't come back. I am doing what I feel I need to do personally, and I also believe it is the right thing to do for the film work I am doing and the hope to do something that will make a difference.

    What FILM you moron?

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    1. Dear Ben Keller,
      I think I love you.

      Sincerely,
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    2. Yay Ben!! Except for Bill is lying when he says just go away. He doesn't let people just "go away." He puts their names down a his little list of "haters," and will use it somewhere down the road. Perhaps as more false evidence he presents the courts, or in another frivolous lawsuit. No one is allowed to disagree with Windsor. Ever. Thus, the numerous lawsuits pending in several states, trying to stifle free speech.

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    3. Bill doesn't do common sense nor does he appreciate when someone points out the obvious. "I thought he was a filmmaker".

      You'd think if you are going to repeatedly claim to be a filmmaker, some sort of film would be made not just stupid youtube clips any 5 year old could load up?

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  5. I can't watch the video. The others worked for me but this one won't load.:-(

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    1. I've tried various devices, it's working for me. Not sure what to suggest.

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    2. Vimeo wouldn't work on my DROID until I reset the player to default. Maybe that will work.

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    3. But if I were Oscar the Grouch, I'd totally sue you for slander MIKE!!!!

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    4. I think we should all sue Mike!
      CEASE AND DESIST MIKE!

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  6. oceans is cracking up hereJanuary 13, 2014 at 4:49 PM

    LOL- I love fairy tales :) and I really love this video!! ROFL

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  7. I guess Kpat saw the movie. He's removed his photos off his FB page.

    http://oi39.tinypic.com/xf3y4m.jpg

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  8. WHERE OH WHERE HAVE THE GENII GONE? THE HOPPER IS EVIDENTLY SPENDING HER TIME MAKING VIDEOS, BUT WHERE ARE ALL THE LITTLE PEOPLE?

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    1. We're all one person Susan, I thought you knew that.
      How'd you like the movie? Enjoy your Willy's climax over and over?

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    2. Yup, all one.
      We're watching our new movie over & over, duh!
      OR we're at our jobs, dipshit.
      Or outside in the sunshine! Unlike your vampire-ass, we require stuff besides the Internet to sustain self (selves).
      Waving to you! Can you see me? Squint real hard - -

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    3. who said I made a video. I swear, if you ever get one thing....I mean one little thing right we are going to have to shut down and have a party. Now run along, Bill needs you, how are you gonna save the world by getting "the Joeys" if you are wasting your time over here? You need to be helping Bill with his filings...chop chop

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    4. How'd you like the movie? Enjoy your Willy's climax over and over?

      I DON'T LOOK AT LINKS THAT ARE POSTED HERE. SURELY THE PEOPLE THAT POST THEM KNOW THAT. I THINK I DID LOOK AT ONE, BUT AS A RULE, I DON'T BOTHER WITH IT.

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    5. Oh you're missing some incredible talent Snoozie!

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    6. She's so special isn't she Trooth? LOL

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    7. No, I'm familiar with the expression. It just tickled me to read it. Anything boob related makes me chuckle. Carry on....

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    8. "Anything boob related "

      ???

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  9. Marty smart posted this but it was deleted as it has someone's phone number in it, so here it is with the number redacted
    Hey Bob Cookout did you know that the number you gave me to call you was XXXXXX was the number for Megan Van Zelfden? Why would you do that unless you are her or she is you? Maybe you can explain and thanks for sending me her vin number for her Gold Highlander. I am not sure by what you meant when you said that this was a gift from the guy with Tiny hands and Feet.. I should also thankyou for sharing with me all of the conversations from the Little Joey Clubhouse.

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    1. Bob - I really hope it's not true that you've been selling us out.

      I know you have legal expenses and all, but that would be treason.

      Ginger - can we start to block RC3?

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    2. I don't have any legal expenses. I need the money for my sex change.

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    3. I agree with 11:17.

      How well do we even know her? I can't keep these aliases straight anymore.

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    4. I'm busy brushing up on my do's and don't for prison life. We are all goners

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    5. I heard, that Marty has someone very close to him that could maybe give you a few pointers, real soon. Probably a lot more don'ts...but, that's just hearsay.
      Marty being all alphabet-ed up with the CIA, DOJ, FBI, AG, DEA, Department of Homeland Security & all, you wouldn't think anyone in his immediate family would be in jeopardy of prison, but....I suppose all that clout Marty has, just isn't enough.
      *sigh*
      #injustice #corruption #alphabetagencyfailures

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  10. Yes it's true everyone. I sold us all out to the true brains behind Lawless America. I would have just told Bill but it has become obvious that Marty is calling the shots and Bill is just his puppet. I'm not sure why a FBI, CIA, DOJ secret agent would need me to supply this info. Sorry if I caused anyone problems by showing him our conversations about what a complete idiot he is.

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    1. I guess there is really nothing left to do but give up. I hope the citizen grand jury will be kind on us, we had a good run

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    2. I'm actually very disappointed. I sent him my real phone number and he didn't bother to call. I must be really ugly because I've never seen Marty turn down the chance to call & get pervy with any woman.

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    3. How come RC3 is always online at the same time as Tinyfeetandhands is?

      I smell a rat.

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    4. Anon: I wouldn't worry bout it, RC3, is not selling anyone out, Marty is just a retard, and besides, I have never seen or noticed tinyfeetandhands on at the same time as Robert Cookout, but then again I have never seen tiny on at all -EB

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    5. 11:33 - are you sure that is not your upper lip you smell?

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    6. The comedic value here today is awesome, on so many levels! How dare you, RC3!

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    7. RC3 is a traitor!

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    8. Could everyone please send me your contact info. I'd like to send out MLK day cards.

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    9. RC3, I can't believe out of all people that would actually be traitor, geez and I thought everything was cool, I even defended u up above -EB

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    10. @ EB - me too. Now I'm wondering just how did Marty get that VIN number. Had to be up close & personal from someone in the Dallas area. Do you suppose RC3 is just blaming Tiny?

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    11. EB- I already have your address. I got it from Marty/Bill last week!!

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    12. I don't find any of this funny. Why does this not surprise me? No wonder you'd never tell us any specifics about your own life in our private chats Bob! Unbelievable!

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    13. I want to get to the bottom of this. Does anyone have Marty's number?

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    14. Wow. Maybe Snoozie got one thing right - do we have more than 1 mole?

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    15. I can just see her using that Chronicles of Marty blog as a diversion. This is bad. Everyone needs to check their firewalls.

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    16. Snoozle the woozle got something right? we are doomed, doomed I say!

      where do we turn ourselves in? If it's not on a coastline, I may have a problem getting there.

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    17. RC3, that's not really the right address, they may THINK it is, but really I live, out in the woods somewhere, I take my cardboard box (house) with me everywhere I go- EB

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    18. Well dayum, EB. How are you going to get your MLK card if the wrong address is being passed around?

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    19. that's not my problem- EB

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  11. Robert Cookout IIIJanuary 14, 2014 at 1:02 PM
    Could everyone please send me your contact info. I'd like to send out MLK day cards

    ^^^ haven't laughed that hard in a long time!

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  12. I'm out. I want my money back.

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    1. oceans is cracking up hereJanuary 14, 2014 at 2:43 PM

      your check is in the mail...

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    2. There's a ✔ ?
      I want one.
      Or 2.
      Bob? I need to speak to you.
      That #? the one Marty posted? That's not the # you gave me for our secret love texts. I'm pissed. Not only are you a rat fink, you are a 2-timer. We are broked up.
      I'm back to sitting by ♔EB.

      ℗ ♛

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    3. Petunia- Out of everything said about me today, that hurts the most!!!

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    4. you mean all this time P, you weren't sitting beside me??? hmmm I wonder who was then, eh oh well All Alpacas look alike to me I guess -EB

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    5. If Petunia has a relationship with one of us, she has it with all of us.

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    6. hahahahahahaha - all Alpacas look alike. That was a good one.

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    7. I do NOT look like any other Alpaca ANYWHERE.
      I am heartsick over my recent & abrupt breakup...Our precious little Bertrandt is begging me to give Bob another chance...for the sake of the herd. I must find forgiveness in my ♛. Just this once...I still want ♔EB to sit on my other side, however, from now on. Holding firmly to my halter for support.
      Bob?
      What do you have to say for self? Bertrandt is beyond frightened. He won't even drink his sugary drink this afternoon...it simply reminds him too much of you...
      Think of all the lowercase c events we've shared! How could you?

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    8. Thank you Spammy, your words ease the pain.
      Nuffin? Hush your tacky mouf. You know I'm unique...not all Alpacas have ♛s & you know it! Pfffffffffft...that was NOT funny.
      Bob! Just look!! Now we're all fussing. This all on YOU!

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    9. It's the truth. I'm also Sluggo, Marty's sister, MVZ and probably Nancy's ex...

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    10. I will never have another cookout with you again Bob!

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    11. @ P ~ you are right, you are uniquely you. There is absolutely no substitute.

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    12. Sniff, that you, Nuffin. I knew I could count on you...

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  13. It's the truth. I'm also Sluggo, Marty's sister, MVZ and probably Nancy's ex...

    YOU BRING THIS UP WAAAAY TOO OFTEN, WHICH CONVEYS A VERY SPECIAL MESSAGE. LMAO.

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    1. Sure does. But it's a secret.

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    2. There's messages in Rice Crispies, bottles at sea, on foggy mirrors, on Facebook, on voicemails...shit fire almighty! There's messages everywhere IF you're batshit crazy & barking at the full moon!

      ℗ ♛
      P.S. #ESAFB < that message? You obviously ain't got that one yet!

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    3. I just found a similar message in my shower soap scum...

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    4. See?
      I found one in my multi-pie flavored Blizzard from the DQ! (It's the herd hopping spot here in AlpacaGanda on week nights!)

      ℗ ♛

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