Windsor Disowns Windsor

Another lonely valentines day has hit the American terrorist/fugitive Bill Windsor hard.  He rants, rants and re-rants but it still won't satisfy that empty feeling inside him, that feeling that can only be satisfied by vexatious litigation.  He even tried to retell his Maid of the Mist escapade....even though no one was listening or cared.  It seems that no matter where he goes or whom he meets, corruption, dishonesty and unethical behavior seem to surround him. And while he continues to hash out several outlandish conspiracy theories as to why that is.....he still can't seem to put his finger on it.

In a weekend where Bill was obsessed with yoga pants, chocolate candy, and continuing his trial by facebook (which now includes terroristic demands to the governors of Texas and Montana)....we get this interesting little post:

"WILLIAM M. WINDSOR EXECUTED A NEW WILL TODAY.

I am publishing this here so there is a public record somewhere in case something should happen to me. I did not use an attorney.

I have left 50% of whatever I have to each of my two granddaughters. I have specifically disinherited my two children in recognition for what they have done to me.

I want to be cremated and scattered as quickly as possible because of my claustrophobia. I have named one of my siblings as executor.

And if I die anytime soon, expect foul play. The list of suspects will be a mile long.

And I want my granddaughters to know that I love them soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much, and I never wanted to be removed from their lives."

Now, we know he must love his granddaughters because he put sooooooo many ooooooooo's after his "s".  That of course is called incontrovertible evidence of sincere love.  Now, once you brush aside his usual hyperbole about being killed and scattering his ashes, I would like to suggest the unthinkable....I think he's actually telling the truth about the disinheriting of his offspring.  Yes, I know I can't believe I'm actually saying I think something Bill posted is actually true, but in this rare case....I think he really did it. He of course would be summoning his Power of an Attorney here, but I think he did change it. So what should we take from this?  Well, his daughter had pretty much cut Bill off quite a while ago as even before we knew who he was he wasn't allowed to even say the name of his granddaughters. So that's not new, but it is new and a big deal for Ryan who hasn't stuck up for his dad but hasn't stood up to him either. When Bill says he has named a new executor of his will (most likely his sister Wendy)....that also is probably Bill taking that away from Ryan.  Maybe paying all the bills for a known fugitive became Ryan's line in the sand.....but what ever it was has caused Bill to retaliate....and to do it the only way he knows how......loud and online.

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Bill Windsor: Still Ugly

Bill reports that he has a new look and is now "invisible." So, let's take a look at his possible make-over. One option is  to simply shave and dye his hair dark. Maybe "invisible" just means invisible to the ladies. He's seriously not attractive. The Santa Claus beard adds a certain harmless grampa mistique, and he could be a creeper on the DL. But, when he doesn't have a beard, it's just all out there. Run girls!

This guy has smarmy written all over him.

Total Creeper

I mean, come on, the guy looks like Grumpy Cat. Am I right?

No. Seriously.

Look.

No, it's not just because he's a sad and bitter old man. 

They're like totally separated at birth. The only difference is the fabulous outfit. 

Look again.

And now, for a low budget, no effort look at several possible new looks for Bill.

Bum, bum, buuuuuuum!

Still Lost at Sea

It seems we are now entering the Ted Kaczynski phase for Bill Windsor.  He claims he is now holed up at a secret hideout location in the "boonies" as he now waits for the courts to give him the all clear signal.  Today, bill asked for help:

HELP NEEDED.

Would someone who knows how to run a warrants check please run a check for William M. Windsor, age 66, Madison South Dakota or Marietta Georgia or Dallas Texas?

I used a website once before, but I can't find it now. I used beenverified.com, but it shows no warrants. I haven't received word if Montana quashed the bench warrant, and I need to know if the crooks in Texas did anything.

If you could email me at windsorinmontana@yahoo.com, I'd really appreciate it.

Yeah Bill....come on out, its all clear.  None of your crack investigators can find even a trace of a warrant on you, that must mean that they approved your motion to quash a bench warrant.  I can't really come up with any other logical explanation.  I wonder how long until Bill employs his tried and true method of sending a letter saying "if you don't say no that means yes" in regards to finding out of he still has a warrant out for him.  Windsor just got at his supposed secret hideout and he already wants out.  What do you bet that he can't make it the 30 days he claims he will stay holed up?  He is certainty now stuck on his own secluded island...in more ways than one.

Bill Windsor, Hopelessly Adrift at Sea

Reality is the bitter enemy of Windsor.  As I have been highlighting, this little fugitive trek Bill started out on is really backfiring on him now as he is beginning to realize that he can no longer scare anyone with his usual terrorist threats.  He can keep screaming and yelling and cursing any and everyone that has ever come into contact with him, but he is still drifting away into his own abyss and no one is left hear his cries.

No matter how many times he tries his criminal case on facebook, and no matter how hard he tries to convince himself that he is inflicting pain on others......the results are just not there.  Ohh and Bill, here is the other huge problem for you.....you have to go appear before the MT court before you can start making your criminal defense argument.  I'm sorry, but they are not going to make up special rules for you.  You can make all the demands you want, but you are the last person on earth a "somebody" is going to listen to.

Bill decided, over the weekend, to elevate his wilful insubordination of a protective order over cases of rape.  His temper tantrum knows no bounds as he continues to demand attention and fear.  Even his loyal followers are now confused over which references is another lame attempt at humor, and which one is just another empty threat.  As he continues to drown his sorrows away in a bag of chocolate (his version of "changing his appearance") once the sugar rush wears off.....his bitter life long foe, reality, sets right back in again.  Day 43 of not being in a courtroom has taken a toll.....he doesn't seem to be able to hold out much longer.  But a court appearance will equal prison.....what an ironic situation for a life long vexatious litigant.