Don't Be a Pie Baby

First, we have a great video.  Now if Windsor wants to cry about who threw this pie, if he blames it on one of the AMPP women, he would be accurate for once.  A little background, before his Pie in the Sky tour (also known as Lawless America), he did another pie tour of the country where he claimed to have driven to all 50 states.  That of course would raise a red flag about one of them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0BMOXR-sbY&feature=share&list=UU2JNaiKaPsFQnubD9BhqL1g

Windsor has continued to throw his temper tantrums, he is after at least 8 people or groups right now, including us, as he continues to avoid the meat and potato issues involving his swinger convention.  Will he even go to the party? 

Update, Pie Daddy just asked (on pie radio) "who is number 52 for the Baltimore Ravens".  Ok, he just lost his man card, he is now an "it".

As the Evidence Mounts Against Bill, The Lemmings Try and Block it Out

As all his lies are starting to become exposed and known, even to his followers at Lawless America, the lemmings do their best to tune everything and everyone else out and keep their eyes on the pie.  The Pie King has become obsessed with outing his critics.  He is now answering questions raised over on this blog on his own Lawless page leaving the followers to push their fingers inside their ears even deeper.

Der Fuhrer took a major slap down last night from a woman named Nancy.  She bravely laid out all the reasons why this pie has gone sour.  The lemmings did their best to hum along and try and ignore what she said:
Kriss Cooley crazy nutty people already getting scared that post is not worth me fighting with you. Bill thumbs up,yur awesome
Kathy Lester I feel the same I blocked them I am sad that so many are trying to stop someone trying to expose the corruption.
Kriss Cooley thank GOD NANCY IS NOT ON MY FRIEND LIST CAUSE SHE WOULD BE BLOCKED
Chelle Barhanovich She's probably not a woman. I told you I heard I have a stalker? From GA?? Yes, my girls told me!!
Kathy Lester JUST IGNORE THEM AND BLOCK THEM NO TIME FOR THIS CHILDISH IGNORANCE
Haley Mills I said my price and then blocked her GRRR I don't like people like her

So then simple Mary comes on to try and redirect the congregation to their messiah as she led them in some their classic hymns:
"Amazing Pie, How Sweet The Taste"
"Have Thine Own Way, Bill"
"In The Sweet Pie-in-Pie"
"Onward Lemming Soldiers"

We hope to see "Windsor's List" today has he names his new naughtly list.  Who will be the "Sickest Person on Planet Earth"?  Stay tuned.

The Attack of The Morph Suits

So, Special Ed makes a video and posts it under the comments.  The Mighty Morphin Power Ranger takes on the Pie Man in his video and Fat Daddy Windsor sees it and spits out his pie.  He then posts it on Lawless America, lies to his lemmings and says that the person is associated with AMPP (how do we know if Bill is lying?  answer:  his mouth is moving and pie isn't in it).  Brannon has now made some more videos so what the Lie Daddy will do with this is hard to say.  Windsor then warns his new list and named names will be out shortly, he is trying to say Shane Crowe is a "ringleader" of this blog.  That information came to him from Presley Crowe who Bill now labels as a liar and was listed on the original 13 naughtily list.  Bill has so many different lies running together they even now start to contradict themselves in the same sentence.

Billy says he is leaving Los Angeles, and in a shout out to this website, he posts his "proof" of being there by showing everyone some pics of some trees in front of a Courtyard, and then some random van.  Well he sure put that issue to rest huh?

Mary writes a letter to Santa errr I mean the President, telling Obama about how wonderful her lord and savior Bill Windsor is.  What kind of pie do they use when the Church of Lawless America takes communion?

Bill promotes Allie to VP of all Lawless America.  Should the lemmings also include her in their prayers, or just keep their focus on pie? 

Meet me in DC is looking like a total disaster.  No one knows where to go, what to do and pie daddy has not shown anything that would indicate that he is going to have their little videos ready to present their Congressmen to throw away.  But they may be able to wear some ribbons, that's if someone can print them for free.  These ribbons will be worn to raise awareness about ribbons.

Lawless America, The Fake Movie, Now Playing

I would like to thank the joeyisalittlekid Fake Production Company for their work on the movie that is bound the shock the Sundance Festival.  I think we should make an IMDb page for this
Here we go...
http://vimeo.com/57702547

Be Careful You Never Get Caught in The Spider Webb

So yesterday and last night, a fight erupted on this blog between David Webb, close friend and confidant of Joey Dauben, and just about everyone else.  David was a friend of Joey's and covered his entire downfall from Joey's and only Joey's point of view.  Court observers report that Joey and David were very chatty and in fact Joey conversed more with David than he did anyone else in the courtroom including his parents.  Kind of hard to pretend you are some unbiased reporter covering a trial of a man charged with sexual assault of a child and do that.

Anyway, David wrote something that he should never write...an opinion piece.  Especially if that opinion is coming out of his head.  His story was a wrap up of the Joey trial and conviction where he blames alcohol as the main factor in the rape.  So lets have some background info for all the new people.  Here is the boys testimony (and since Joey perjured himself on the witness stand on at least two key points, there really isn't any question about who's testimony was considered truthful  the jury took less than two hours to convict on all counts).  Now keep in mind this is the testimony from a then 14 year old virgin:

"The young man said he thought Dauben was an assistant to the Messianic church’s rabbi when Dauben arrived at the camp that day. The boy said he and two other teens ended up the evening talking to Dauben around the campfire, after all the parents and the rabbi had drunk heavily and gone to bed.

Dauben allegedly pulled out a bottle of Wild Turkey, poured red Solo cups of whiskey and challenged the teens to see who could drink the fastest. The other two kids went to bed shortly thereafter and Dauben asked the alleged victim if he wanted to go out on the lake on a raft. While on the raft, Dauben began describing sexual encounters and asking the boy about his own experiences. The boy told the court that he was a virgin at the time.

After being on the raft, Dauben and the boy went to the public showers at the park, where Dauben said he was going to masturbate. When Dauben walked out into the shower area naked, the boy said he felt “awkward. But I didn’t want to seem uncool.”

“I was doing what I thought was normal,” he testified. “I didn’t want to seem weird, so I went with it.”

The victim said Dauben initiated sex acts with him.

During this portion of the testimony, Dauben, who sat at the defense table farthest from the witness stand, took off his glasses and dropped his head into his hand, covering his eyes. Later, he shook his head as the boy continued."   from the Corsicana Daily Sun

So David Webb writes his opinion piece with the headline "Alcohol, underage companionship, lead to disaster"

In this article he has one very disturbing paragraph:

"It didn’t matter that the teenager, now 20, testified he willingly participated in the sexual activity, and that he came from a broken, troubled home that probably contributed to him being alone late at night drinking with an adult 12 years older than him"

That certainly sounds like he was making an excuse for Joey by blaming it on the booze and the kid having a troubled home as the reason he was raped.  So we gave David a chance to clarify himself on this blog and to our horror, he meant it exactly as we thought he did.

Here are some of his quotes from last night:

"He indicated that he went along with it, and he didn't object. He had many chances to have walked away from the situation and never did. There was one time that he said he was standing outside of the shower house and returned back inside where Joey was because he "didn't want to be alone." My guess is that it is possible if he had ever said no, nothing would have happened. Perhaps, it was the effect of the alcohol he drank. I don't know."

"He didn't have both a biological mother and father looking after him to prevent him from being out by himself at a lake park drinking alcohol. His father apparently was drunk inside a tent asleep with the teenager's stepmother, with whom the youth didn't get along with well. The youth and his stepmother regularly argued, including while they were at the camping trip, according to the testimony."

"I feel sorry for the youth. I also feel sorry for Dauben. I think that if neither one of them had been out there drinking alcohol that night none of this would have ever happened. That's my OPINION, which basically is what one imparts in a column."

"The teen was not raped. It was consensual sex by his own admission. He never said no. The only reason it was classified as a child sexual assault is that he was not old enough to give his consent. It is the adult's responsibility not to engage in sex with someone who is under the legal age of consent, but there was no force or violence involved."

"I do not excuse Joey Dauben of the crime. I wrote a column that was actually intended to remind people that they need to be careful about what they do when they are drinking alcohol in the company of underage youth. Your hysterical wife, the author of this blog and you and have turned it into something entirely different. Shame on you."

"If Joey Dauben had not been drinking alcohol, I don't believe that any of this would have ever happened. Even if he was drinking alcohol, if he had not been in the company of a 14-year-old alone it would not have happened. What is so hard to understand about that? I a not blaming the victim. I am blaming his parents for not taking better care of him."


I will let the readers come to their own conclusions I just thought it was important to let everyone read David in his own words.