Monday, October 27, 2014

Halloween Eve For Bill Windsor


For most children, Friday is the day they will put on a costume and go out in public and pretend to be something they are not.  For Bill, that day will be tomorrow afternoon in court.  The hearing in Ellis County sets up to be a day of doom for Windsor as he must show cause as to why he isn't to be considered a vexatious litigant as well as fend off Anti-Slapp measures.  Bill's legal defense to both of these is the "thats not fair" defense.  If that fails, he has already indicated he wants to ask for leave to pursue his challenge to the State on Anti-Slapp.  If, for some reason, Judge Bob Carroll isn't in the mood for a side show circus, Bill could be in real trouble Tuesday....legally speaking.

Because of his impending date of doom, Bill has been on full spin cycle on his facebook page for almost a week now as tries to project the fear he is experiencing on to those he arbitrarily decided to attack in court.  At first, the lemmings loved it as they thought he was trying to talk to them as real human beings again.  They soon found out he still doesn't care about them and was simply trying to relay a message to the "joeys" of "be scared, be scared dammit".  Finally realizing this, the lemmings simply stopped trying to understand what it was that Bill was saying and just joined hands in a circle to recite their prayer:

"Hail Windsor, full of mace,
The Lord is with Thee.
The Lord is Thee?
Blessed art thou over women,
and blessed is the fruit of Thy labor,
Lawless America.

Holy Windsor,
pray for us lemmings,
now at the hour of our hearing.
Amen"


Well, Bill's full spin cycle culminated into one of the most insane
posts I think he has ever made late last night:

PARANOIA IS PROBABLY REIGNING SUPREME IN JOEYLAND. or hysterical laughing 
After a few of the things that I have posted have been send you forgot to edit by Joeys what is a Joey?, I can only imagine that the Joeys are going nuts speculating about where and how I found out certain things I don't think even you know what you are talking about anymore. And whether I actually know anything you don't, we already cracked that code almost two years ago. They are probably pointing fingers at each other. LOL.yes, the second one.....laughing out loud
I guess they are unaware that IP addresses were provided to some folks in some legal matters and you are unaware that I had a pretty tasty hamburger last night. I guess they are unaware that sometimes the walls have ears no, they don't, walls are just walls you can't fool me. There are actually some people in Ellis County who aren't Joeys well how the hell can anyone tell the difference? but seem to know some of what goes on with Joeys I bet they could tell you what the Easter Bunny does in the winter too. Hey, I should spend more time in the finest barber shops what is a "fine" barber shop?, beauty shops usually men don't go to those, nail salons see previous response, and saloons saloons?  Back in the wild west are we?  Just how many drinks for you until the bar becomes a saloon? in beautiful Ellis County. And heaven forbid if there is a divorce or such things involved, because there's nothing quite like a scorned ex, be it woman or man hey watch it Bill....you are scaring your lemmings again, saying scorned ex is like yelling bomb on an air-plane to them..
It does bring a smile to my tired face I hope you are as tired of your face as the rest of the world is to know these guys probably turn on each other in a nanosecond no one can resist your big $10,000 reward offer......ok, the Joey's did it, now pay up. Hey, I'll let you all in on a little secret:
"Joey did it."  Even in jail?  Its still all Joey's fault?
Photo Copyright 2013-2014.  its almost 2015

Well, suffice to say Bill is worried.  Bill is hoping his Anti-Slapp is killing my right to paper terrorism defense holds up somehow, because if it doesn't he must open his check book in a very painful way. A good night sleep tonight will be hard to get in Windsorworld.



88 comments:

  1. Hilarious summary!
    I can hardly wait to see what Windsor spins today!
    If yesterday was ANY indication? YIKES!

    That begging for #CourtWatchers? That's funny! It's not the 1st of the month yet! His most avid supporters havent received our tax dollars, errr, ummm, I mean their SSI checks, they can't afford to go outside!
    Poor Mr Windsor will havta go to the party he started all alone & face his 'adversaries' like a grown ass human (that'll be a trick, right there, the grown ass human part).

    I'm surprised his 'production' company isn't going to be set up outside on the courthouse lawn! As Windsor has stated repeatedly, it IS the largest defamation case in history! Heck, all the major networks may just be there! Bwahahaha!

    #TuesdayCountdown

    KMc

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    1. heh....once no one decided to take him up on his offer he "changed his mind"
      Bill Windsor FOLKS, I'VE CHANGED MY MIND. ANYONE ATTENDING MAY BECOME A TARGET, SO THANKS ANYWAY.

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    2. OMG hahahahaha!! This is all just to fricken hilarious.

      Please come, uh, no don't. I have to wonder if the thought of the lemmings actually hearing the shady shit he's pulled, getting reprimanded by the Judge and contempt flying all kinds of ways at him, is the real reason for the change of heart. Nope, no witnesses, just take my word when I get back and tell you what happened. Bahahahaha

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    3. I've got $10 that he doesn't show up. He's going to try to delay the end as long as he can!

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    4. LMAO @ his continued fear mongering. You may become targets, because that's what I tell you to believe. Conspiracy much Bill?

      Knees knocking? Hands shaking? Stomach in knots? Fear all those prayers for Truth and Justice will bite you in the ass? Yeah, I'd be afraid if I was you too. Judges don't like to be lied to, disregarded or when Vexatious asshats make a mockery of the court.

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  2. LOL @ Windsorworld. So many...too many...mocking titles to choose from.
    The World according to Windsor
    Wicked Windsor of the West
    The Pietanic
    Windsor in Wonderland
    Windsor of OZ
    Vexigeddon
    Windsor Wars
    ahahahaha

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  3. I can't stand it. Just really can't stand it!

    Excellent summation...

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    1. All those mindless lemmings sitting around all day collecting food stamps and no one heeded his call.

      It's like canceling your birthday party because you don't want anyone to find out just how unpopular you are...

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    2. Great simile, Spamster!

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  4. Damn it, Spammy! Stop pretending you're me because Windsor said it and he doesn't lie so it must be true...kinda.

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  5. So? There's not gonna be a huge crowd for the biggest defamation case in the history of the world, errr, hearing tomorrow?
    Dammit.
    I had my outfit all picked out.
    Now? I gotta re-think what to wear.
    Reckon khakis, a blue dress shirt & a navy blazer would be too over the top? Already been done?

    Seriously? The #CourtWatchers aren't coming? I am just so surprised & disappointed. Who'd of thunk it?
    No news crews either? No one? Just us, a coupla of attorneys, Windsor & the Judge? Sigh.

    KMc

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    1. "Landmark Case." I bet he's fixing to flood the WWW with yet another "Landmark Case" PRNewswire paid press release. He's probably had the thing written up copy/paste style for months, just holding back the trigger finger press enter to submit button.

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    2. I hope he spells everyone of the 670 to 1,000 defendants' names ½ assed correctly!

      I thought he was too broke for shit like that? He was bitching about stamps & copies a little over a month ago...which is it? Broke assed or high rolling? I can't keep up with tale of the day anymore!

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    3. There's still time for this to be a landmark case. It could usher in stricter guidelines and punishments for vexatious litigants, or maybe just a mandatory psych eval.

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  6. Two years ago this week he put together that State of the Union address. He probably doesn't even know any more what's going on in politics and probably couldn't make a comment even half as coherent as that one. Absolutely clueless how far he has fallen, and still falling.

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  7. Well, I hope the folks who are attending tomorrow will provide us lurkers with a play-by-play of the hearing. It sounds as if it will be very interesting....

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  8. Crap - I thought the hearing was Thursday. What time is the hearing today?

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  9. Well, crap. I picked the wrong day to take mass transit to the office; otherwise, I could've been down there to watch the festivities. Judge Carroll is probably my favorite judge to practice before; I think this might be enjoyable to watch.

    I guess I'll have to read about it here.

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    1. It'll be on the national news. Biggest defamation case in the history of man.

      That, and he knows Marty Prehn...

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  10. About to hit the highway for the drive to Ellis County from Kemp.
    I thought I'd dedicate this to Windsor this morning, for his drive time listening, seems very appropriate for him!

    See you soon, Mr Windsor! Be looking shiny, photogenic as you possibly can, I know, I've seen you, I hope you started last week!

    Here's my music #gift
    http://youtu.be/Bl4dEAtxo0M

    KMc

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  11. This just in - they are moving the hearing out of the old historic building an to the new Ellis County Court Complex as I type.

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    1. Huh. I didn't know they used the old courthouse for district court hearings anymore. I thought they moved all the district court stuff to the newer building.

      Anyway, keep us posted.

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    2. yeah I think they just recently started using the old and I guess now restored court building for hearings again. But not today I apparently

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    3. They're doing the Special Appearances stuff now. Apparently it's going on and on...

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  12. Please post any orders or transcripts.

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    1. We're still waiting. Bill's bestie posted an erroneous update prior. Nothing yet.

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    2. SLUGGO is out but Billy will be IN very, very soon.

      http://i59.tinypic.com/2194fhf.jpg

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  13. I am taking it by the silence that Carroll is giving it his famous "everyman gets his day" routine. It might be after midnight before we hear anything.

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  14. this is where everyone can look to find Bill, later on once they get it updated:

    http://elliscountysheriff.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=17&Itemid=30

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    1. So what did he do?

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    2. They should have it listed on there once it's in there, but Im not sure, just know that it was done

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    3. So Bill I sitting in Ellis County lockup?

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    4. Affirmative.

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    5. I would love to have heard what he said to earn that privilege

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    6. It's a MT thing.

      MasterCard. Putting a $100K on your card to get out of jail ...PRICELESS.

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    7. ROFL
      Christmas came early.

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    8. I hope his ex (Barb) still gets his statements...please explain "Ellis Co. Correctional Facility."

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    9. Or rather A-1bail bonds

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    10. Hoping that someone who attended the hearing can update us soon.

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  15. I'm guessing civil contempt and that he bonded-out (paid-to-play) because his name never did appear in the inmate search link.

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    1. No. It was felonies.

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    2. What were the charges? Be specific

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    3. 5 felonies of stalking among a few more to come. He paid the full 100K to bond out tonight. It's real, I'm sure records somewhere will pop up soon enough for his extradition hearing. I'm sure Bill will start his washer on triple spin cycle tomorrow to explain.

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    4. Just called Ellis County Jail, his mugshot & charges should appear soon. They are busy, tonight and haven't got them (all from today) entered and uploaded.

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    5. But but but don't you know who he is? His mugshots should come first! I knew it was a conspiracy, someone should sue the jail.

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    6. Last one listed on the site is posted at 10:15 pm. Nothing since then.

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    7. You want a mugshot? I'll give you a mugshot...
      http://i59.tinypic.com/ajtpie.jpg

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    8. http://oi62.tinypic.com/2ltik1v.jpg

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  16. Nothing here: http://countyinfosearch.com/ ...so I was wondering if a hearing was even held today. All I see is one motion granted and the usual logging of stuff by the clerk.

    Looks like he's buried whatever he did because there is nothing (so far) to be found in the courts online.

    Extradition hearing? MT or to do with Flemming? He's stalked enough of yall, so I'll just wait for it.

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    1. The warrant was from Montana.

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  17. I'll call myself Anonymous-Zebra-3 ---- Anonymous-Zebra-3 is on the edge of his chair, or couch.... laying on the couch, actually.

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  18. Anonymous-Zebra-3 notes that they did arrest George Lopez today. Look it up.

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  19. Anonymous-Zebra-3 notes that they did arrest Bill Windsor! Maybe he and George Lopez are sharing a cell. Turns out though, it's not the famous George Lopez, which is kind of a ripoff for Bill. Bet he had his hopes up. Montana is kind of cold in the Winter, Bill.

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  20. Anonymous-Zebra-3 notes that there is no mugshot for Bill Windsor.

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  21. Anonymous-Zebra-3 loves how the mugshots in Ellis County show everyone dressed in a toga. That's one hip jail.

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    1. Wait so no mug shot at all or it's just not showing up yet?

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    2. Anonymous-Zebra-3 postulates Bill Windsor was crying and having a nervous breakdown so maybe they cut him a break?

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  22. Anonymous-Zebra-3 sees this -----> "The requested URL /ellismugshot/4/4019-14.jpg was not found on this server." Instead of a mugshot. Bill Windsor should use them about that. Add that to the fake George Lopez thing and he probably has a case.

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  23. Bill Windsor should sue them about that, rather. I should sue my spellcheck for screwing up my joke format. Anonymous-Zebra-3 here.

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  24. Anonymous-Zebra-3 notes that Bill Windsor is tied with another guy for second-oldest dude in lockup, assuming the one 1024 year-old fellow is a typo.

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  25. Anonymous-Zebra-3 postulates that Bill Windsor screwed up pretty bad before leaving Montana, maybe causing a scene at the University - something so awful he didn't post it on YouTube. Considering the stuff that did make the YouTube cut on Bill's channel, it would have to be world-class terrible ---> award-winningly stupid.

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  26. OMG, I thought all of you were joking!!!! He's listed on the site, he's in the clink! Will this hurt his case in TX?

    His address is SD?

    OUT OF COUNTY WARRANT/MISD-2CTS-VIOLATION PROTECTIVE ORDER FELONY 3CTS VIOLATION PROTECTIVE ORDER

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  27. They booked him at 03:18am, no rest for the wicked, he'll get breakfast though.

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  28. Anonymous-Zebra-3 looked up that SD address. It's a "My Address" place people can use, like for vehicle registration or if they like get arrested in Texas. No one lives there.

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    1. I believe it's a Mailboxes, Inc place. The thought that Windsor actually set up house would be a joke, the man totally lacks empathy so I don't see the house or home gig from him... he's more a moocher or a hotel guy. Speaking of hotels, I do hope he's enjoying his stay at the Greybar Hotel!

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  29. There's hard time....then there's Ellis County Time.

    For his own survival, Bill will probably need to join the Aryan Nation and maybe get a tear drop tat. When another inmate reaches for his donut, cut him.

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  30. Okay. Now that's funny!

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  31. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKBUUXm0eow

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    1. Anonymous-Zebra-3 should note that the 3rd person chat thing got old fast...

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    2. Sue me.

      signed, Anonymous-Zebra-3

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  32. Anonymous-Zebra-3 has found that the mugshot is now up ----> http://images.findtheinmate.com/ellismugshot/4/4019-14.jpg

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  33. Although new here, it seems to Zebra-3 that PARANOIA IS PROBABLY NOT REIGNING SUPREME IN JOEYLAND. I could be wrong, but I wouldn't describe this condition as paranoia.

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  34. Was Box Car Billy arrested before, during, or after the civil stuff?

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    1. Cold cereal and dry toast reign supreme in Ellis County this morning.

      "Shower time. Line up and find a buddy..."

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  35. http://elliscountysheriff.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=17&Itemid=30

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  36. There are a half dozen inmates in there for murder. This only gets better.

    Here's a lovely guy charged with murdering 3 people, by gun and knife. A couple others are being held on 1mil bond for Gang Hit.

    Roberto Costilla-
    A mother and her two sons were murdered at a birthday party in the small Ellis County town of Bardwell Saturday night.
    The suspect, family members say, knew the family well. He was dating the daughter and sister of the victims.
    Roberto Costilla, 27, was spotted by Department of Public Safety troopers in the nearby town of Italy and arrested. He is being held on a million-dollar bond for murder.

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  37. The official motto of Missoula, Montana is, "The Discovery Continues!"

    Not kidding.

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  38. Don't drop the soap

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  39. Somebody PLEASE post a detailed recap of that hearing. I'm on the edge of my seat and dying laughing.

    I DEMAND PROMPTER SERVICE FROM FREE INTERWEBS BLOGS!

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    1. Look at the bright side. Bill can find more people to film while he's in.

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    2. Also he'll have help with that diet he's been talking about.

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    3. Bill made this his "300", him against the legions of Persians/Joeys. I can't wait to see how he spins this, I wonder if his followers are buzzing this morning.

      I really hope this took place during the Civil proceedings, but since there is a media black out on this blog, we may never know....

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    4. Yeah it sounds like it took forever to go over all the stuff but the first hearing was on the defendant from Georgia's jurisdiction issue. Eventually, he was dismissed. Another hearing is set up for next week with another one two weeks or so after that.

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  40. Details/Recap damn it!

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  41. http://i62.tinypic.com/2sao860.png

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