The Pie Man Strikeith!!!

Well it has happened even quicker than I expected. Adolph Windsor has decided to unleash his gustapo on a group called American Mothers Political Party. Apparently someone in that group said some mean things about Der Fuhrer and so now he has decided to call them a hate group and ban all video testimonies from anyone associated with his new hate group. This wide net has caught our little Daubenistas Presley and Connie as they have been considered a part of the group and now their life's work which was a 3 minute sobbing youtube video has been erased. As of now Presley and Connie are desperately trying to brown nose their way back into der fuhrer's good graces, most likely sending him some "personal" pics of themselves to their "daddy", but Bill's anger may not be tamed on this. And then we have poor stupid Daddy Dauben and his new customized blazer. What does he do now, who does he follow, and can someone explain to him what happened and why he is no longer on team Lawless? Who would have thought that a group of anarchist would end up eating each other alive? This is so unforeseen, and with Joey's trial next week will Presley be too busy trying to get back into Bill's movie to notice that her fiancée is about to be convicted of rape of a child? Ohh what a tangled web these people weave (and yes David Webb probably took offense to that statement)

Lawless America Makes Big Progress

It may have taken a good while but Bill Windsor announced a major step forward in their goal to take over the County.  He has now set up, with an actual email address, all the 19 different volunteer positions with the name, phone number, email address and fax number.  Never-mind that all the phone and fax numbers are the same, this is big, trust me.  Now that this big hurdle is out of the way, there is very little left to stand in the way of Bill taking over this nation and righting all the wrongs.  This kinda reminds me of when Joey said he started 30 different newspapers meaning he signed up 30 facebook pages.

http://www.lawlessamerica.com/index.php?option=com_contact&view=category&catid=12&Itemid=232
 

Connie IBedwell thinks Her Father's Rape Charges are Funny

Her dad is accused of multiple counts with several different victims.  The details are horrific and graphic, making Joey's charges look like a friendly get together.  The ages on these kids are as young as 2 and he is being held without bond in Alaska.  Certainly this isn't something to joke about, but the sick reprobate Connie thinks its hilarious, and so does her scissor sister Presley.

Aaliyah Connie Bedwell-Tuma

Tuesday

Yay I got to finally talk to my dad! Ok now this gets even more funny...so Not only are the accusing my father in the police report of being Elijah the endtime prophet that can forsee the future from the Torah, they have further elaborated that he can call Fire from heaven! Hold on, It gets even better, they are also accusing my brother of being Moses!!! Oh my goodness! If anyone wants to buy plane tickets for this trial, I will let you know the date, it might be the worlds funniest druggy demon false accusing circus Trial anyone has ever seen. I'm definitely calling the media to be there for this one!

Presley Renae Dauben-Tuma Seriously about to pee my pants from laughter...I like the pay per view idea! I'm waiting for them to be screaming about the bible codes on them! Bwahaha summons your super powers Connie!

I'm glad Presley and IBedwell can see the humor in violent child rape.  I would say they are one of the few who see it though.

Daddy Dauben Has a Crisis on His Hands

With his son facing the trial of his life in two weeks, David has sent out an urgent plea to everyone for help on what is important to Daddy Dauben.......helping out fellow redneck racing buddies.

David A Dauben shared Texas Dirt Racing's photo.

11 hours ago

Below is info on a racers worst nightmare, the picture is of the truck that stole the race car and trailer! Please help!

PLEASE SHARE!!! Stolen race car and trailer. 03 white pace 28' enclosed trailer with an express limited modified insid...e. Chassis #65 black frame with black deck and blue,white and Black wrap with 26f on it. Trailer plate #92359E Please keep an eye out for it please ! Contact Eric @361-781-4069

Stolen today from cypress tx.

Truck pulling it was a white dodge dually mega cab 2011-2012 with a grey or black stripe on the bottom.See More

 

Its good to see he still has his priorities in the right order.

 

 

Daddy and Presley Dauben Turn on Joey

https://www.facebook.com/wheelieblazer

Daddy shared a link, liked by Presley, that speaks out against verbally abusive bullying.  So as the father of the biggest bully in Ellis County, I can only assume this means he, along with Joey's fake fiancée  are now turning against him.  I wonder what it was that helped them become aware of this serious problem?


Its once again funny to see how a Dauben thinks.  To be a Dauben means you have the ability to overlook all self awareness thoughts and make your own reality whatever it is you say it is.  Dauben fact-checking works like this:  If a Dauben says something it must be true because a Dauben said it.