It turns out that going around the country stuffing your pie hole with....pie, isn't all that great on your body. Bill hasn't figured that connection out yet as he blames his ancestors on his new made up illness and plays hooky from the court in Missouri.
BILL WINDSOR OF LAWLESS AMERICA IS ALIVE AND WELL, BUT PREPARING FOR SURGERY.
I have been making the medical rounds. No skin cancer; physical was normal, but need to lose more weight; cholesterol was 153 (thank you ancestors); no cavities. But, I have had a hiatal hernia -- a weakness in the abdominal wall above my navel -- and my recent cold and violent coughing really tore it open.
I will have surgery the week after next. I won't be able to lift or carry much for a month, can't drive all over the country. I'm happy to have it done. It doesn't hurt, but it sticks out and looks bad. I'll keep you posted.
Maybe his body has had about all the Billschit (c) it can take and its having a violent reaction to him. His body, like his life long scamming, is starting to shut down. It turns out he is going to be....I know I know who could have seen this coming.....unable to go to court and produce the evidence to back up his multitude of lies and wild claims. Yep, between those pesky kids stealing his hard drive with all his evidence and his new made up illness, it seems Bill is going to have to take a rain check on putting his money where his pie hole is. But as fishy as this may all sound to the discerning reader, it all must be true because Bill said it and according to him he doesn't lie.