Happy Anniversary Bill!!!

One year ago, right before Bill's appearance in court, I wrote this article:
http://joeyisalittlekid.blogspot.com/2014/10/halloween-eve-for-windsor.html

Obviously it turned out to be more accurate than even I had ever imagined as people in the courthouse in Waxahachie that afternoon were all wondering why was some woman screaming in the elevator.  Well, that woman screaming (as reported by many who were there) was actually Bill Windsor going down on the elevator....not to the ground level as he intended, but to the basement and on out to the Ellis County Detention center as he was under arrest.  Windsor's "life" changed last Halloween.  He turned what amounted to a slap on the wrist into over 130 days in jail and a felony bond jumping.  Bill spent over a month on the run as a fugitive before being caught in Ada Idaho and returned to Missoula Montana where he is still waiting to stand trail.

These days Bill "lives" on his facebook page.  Between staring at the clock and waiting for the slam dunk order from MT that never seems to come, and gushing over the latest effeminate male singer on The Voice....he has very little time left in the day for anything else.  But this Halloween has stirred up some emotions as he continues to lash out at Ellis County for ruining his nationwide campaign of legal terrorism.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO BILL WINDSOR! from Bill Windsor, and by Bill Windsor

From the Ellis County Jail.  would you like to come back and re-vist your old "stomping grounds?"

Yes, one year ago today, William Michael Windsor was unlawfully incarcerated in the Ellis County Jail in Waxahachie Texas a great day for America. He was handcuffed for the first time; frisked for the first time (by a man) if only he could sing in a high voice; strip searched for the first time; and sprayed with de-licing spray for the first time in his life to bad all your lice are on the interior. Had his first mugshot taken. Was fingerprinted for the first time. Had all of his stuff taken away. Only had two phone numbers memorized well who's fault is that?, and neither his ex nor former son would accept even one of the dozens of calls he placed thats a pretty telling sign of a horrible human being that is Bill Windsor. Felt completely and totally alone for the first time in his life that's called reality, guess what Bill, you are completely alone.

Little did he know that he would be unlawfully incarcerated for 134 days "little did you know" is probably a phrase you can't use enough in describing your "life", handcuffed more times than he can count, frisked even more than that by both male and female deputies #equality, and shackled on numerous occasions. Forced to deal with a$$hole$. Denied every imaginable Constitutional right. Got free rides in an armored bus several times well there, look at the bright side.

It was a learning experience except you didn't actually learn anything. Bill Windsor learned first-hand just how horrendous law enforcement people are wrong answer. They don't give a sh*t about anyone lets watch our potty mouth shall we?. They don't even know what the Constitution is you haven't got the slightest clue what the United States Constitution is or what it says. They pretend they can't read and understand the law. It's screwzy vouzey youzey. are you trying to be funny again?

Perhaps the most disturbing thing is that most of the inmates aren't aware of how badly they are being abused or maybe they have accepted reality that they probably did violate the law and are now in the place most lawbreakers end up. Almost everyone has a public defender, and they care even less about their "clients" than the guards. why pay good money for an attorney when you know you did it?

Bill Windsor cannot wait to sue Ellis County for all the violations of his civil rights oh yea and Ellis County can't wait for you to pay up on your $100,000 bond you ran away from. The result should be that future residents of the Ellis County Jail have a law library, a toothbrush, and more. I'm sure they will all be thrilled, I can see the tshirt now "Bill Windsor came and fought for my freedom and all I got was this stupid toothbrush" 

Be prepared for the possibility that you could be arrested not me, you, you still haven't learned anything......random people don't just "get arrested", lawbreakers do....there is a direct correlation you still can't seem to comprehend. :

Bill's disdain for Ellis County is apparent, as in an earlier post he called it the most corrupt place on earth blah blah blah.  What Bill probably doesn't understand is that his constant attacks on Ellis County and Missoula Montana are actually ringing endorsements to good law abiding citizens.  When a sworn enemy of America and nationwide domestic terrorist like Bill Windsor decries living in a place like Ellis County or Missoula Montana....message is received.  Lawbreakers and severely mentally ill people (who are in complete denial about their condition) are probably better off steering clear of communities like that.  Lets just say.....the feeling is mutual. 

Texas 10th Court of Appeals Gives Windsor an Overdue Spanking

The 10th Court of appeals in Texas has been more than fair to Bill.  They have given him plenty of time to get his story straight.   They have given him several redos and even one try again.  In short, no reasonable person could conclude that Windsor hasn't had more than ample opportunity to correct his severely flawed lawsuit.  Finally, the Court brought out its whooping stick in a harshly worded order.

http://www.search.txcourts.gov/SearchMedia.aspx?MediaVersionID=eaa7ecb2-ab77-41f4-999a-ea0c52d87404&coa=coa10&DT=Order&MediaID=e1ecbb9d-0c83-4166-8c34-6651a7f2ae34


There are currently four civil proceedings pending before this Court in which William Windsor is the appellant Bill, this is them identifying you as a vexatious litigant by your own actions. In each proceeding, Windsor has filed a brief which on its face is grossly deficient from compliance with the rules of appellate procedure what they are saying here is you are exceptionally stupid, even for a pro se litigant and you really have no business playing litigant in a court of law. The most glaring deficiency is that Windsor does not include “appropriate citations to authorities and to the record.” TEX. R. APP. P. 38.1 but but but.....he is the authority, didn't you read his signed affidavit? (i). He makes general references to the record without specific page numbers, or even volume numbers, thus requiring this Court to sift through a voluminous clerk’s record for the document Windsor references thats exactly part of his vexatious game, kill em with sheer volume. We are not required to sift through the record for support of Windsor’s arguments spoiler alert, even if you did, you still wouldn't find anything to support it. See Hajjar v. State, 176 S.W.3d 554, 566 (Tex. App.—Houston [1st Dist.] 2004, pet. ref'd). Windsor v. Round, Fleming, McDougald, and Joeyisalittlekid Page 3 Additionally, some issues are not supported by citations to authorities at all. TEX. R. APP. P. 38.1(i). Windsor also includes an appendix with his brief containing a multitude of documents, many of which, if not all, are included in the clerk’s record and cites to this appendix as authority rather than to the clerk’s record thats what he calls "making it your own". Windsor had previously been informed by order of the Court issued on September 3, 2015 that he could not use his own documents in lieu of a clerk’s record how dare you violate his constitutional rights, its in there somewhere,. read the Constitution The appendix included with Windsor’s brief evidences a conscious decision to ignore that order Bill that means you wilfully disobeyed a direct order from the court, now bend over. This appendix was voluminous, unnecessary, and consumed an undue amount of time for this Court to process and file you just summed up Bill's entire legal history. Furthermore, there are a number of potentially dispositive issues pending decision by the Court, including pending motions to dismiss by some of the appellees oh and these motions actually follow the rules and cite specific case law to bolster the argument. In light of these facts, the Court stays the briefing schedule for the appellees in each proceeding to potentially avoid the cost and burden of complying with the due dates for filing an appellee’s brief that means no more motions Bill. The appellees may file their brief in response if they choose to, but the due date for those briefs is hereby suspended until further order of the Court you can respond if you want, but dont worry, we are about to take care of this monster. This does not, however, prevent any party from filing any interim response to the briefs or motions regarding other relief sought, if any but its a waste of time at this point. Finally, the Court is considering whether the briefs filed by Windsor should be stricken, as his previously improper briefs were, or whether it would be appropriate at this juncture, based on the history of this litigation, to dismiss the proceedings as a Windsor v. Round, Fleming, McDougald, and Joeyisalittlekid Page 4 sanction uh oh, Billy is getting the S word from the court. Windsor is invited to respond to the Court’s notice of its consideration of further sanctions against him meaning.....do you have any last words until we spank you?. Upon Windsor’s response, if any and we know he will.....and many trees will die in the process, other parties may reply to Windsor’s response if they so choose but again, there is no reason to, we got this.

Once again, we see a court that has given pre se litigant Bill Windsor all the leeway you could ever afford someone, but at the same time they are paying attention and taking note of Bill's deliberate and abusive tactics.  Not only that, but his entire argument is devoid of a rational thought, much less an actual legal claim.  He's wasting everyone's time, and most importantly the taxpayers are suffering as a result of Windsor unstoppable malicious litigation.  After this case is kicked, he now has another claim to add to his nationwide vexatious litigant title.......dead beat litigant.  Yes, he now has two separate judgements against him, both of which he has, and will try and continue to ignore. Bill started the fight, lost it, and then runs off when its time to account for his actions.  In short, among about a million other things...he's a coward.

Bill Tells the Truth, Lemmings Freak Out

I generally ignore the remaining few walking dead (fb followers of Bill) because thats what everyone else in their life, including their own family does.  But this is just too much.  The other day, Bill in the midst of a flurry of nonsensical fb posts, tried something new and unique........what if he posted something that was 100% accurate and true?

"BILL WINDSOR IS HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT THE STRENGTH OF HIS ARGUMENT IN HIS EFFORT TO GET HIS CHARGES DISMISSED.

What was I thinking?

What do I know? I'm just a lowly pro se defendant charged with five crimes. I have to be wrong. And the Joeys will gloat their little a$$e$ off.

I shouldn't have become overconfident. I shouldn't have become confident at all. I lose in court regularly."

That's an irrefutable and factually laced statement.  He is a lowly pro se defendant who loses in court regularly (in fact all the time)......why in the world should someone like that ever be confident about anything in court?  Of course Bill is simply trying to be sarcastic here, but his lemmings will have none of that.   Factual statements have no place Bill's Lawless America.

Crystal L Cox are you drunk or something this sounds delusional. of course we lose in court lose in court lose in court and then we win and change the world. your thinking is divine and of the light and you are a hero and have done everything right. you are a savior and you are paving the way for all victims to rise up out of the dark.

Deborah Lynne Connor Hang on Bill, you'll be fine.

Ruth Gange William Windsor. Don't you dare talk like that or have those thoughts in your mind. You have come to far and fought to long to be doubting yourself now. Never say never and I mean it. God Bless you sweety. Don't give in or give up. You got this.

Richard Wingret Dont You Dare Give Up If You Know You Are Right Dont Give In You Can Prove Them Wrong That's What Their Afraid Of Check Out Mine Miller County Missour

Carol Eaglin That is not the Bill I know you are our hero

As you can see, the zombies don't do humor, or facts.  And as always, Bill is reduced to trying to explain his attempt at sarcasm to his band of misfits:

Bill Windsor I'm not discouraged. smile emoticon Just a slightly-cryptic message to the Joeys. Stay tuned. The ghost of Darryl Dawkins just paid me a visit....

Bill you shouldn't do that, you might have several of your followers jump off their local bridge.....no really they might.  Bill is bragging 24/7 right now about his brief he filed and how it is a "slam dunk" to get the charges dropped".  He seems fascinated with athletic basketball players that can dunk.  And when you think about it, I guess that stands to reason here. Where else but on his facebook page would a 5'8, fat, and slow guy with exceptionally effeminate qualities dream of being a top level international athlete?   While we are announcing your victory over your opponent in the second quarter, you also might as well pretend that you are Lebron James.

Speaking of pretending, Bill Windsor's entire life in the court room could be summarized by imagining a short pudgy little boy watching a group of kids having fun playing duck duck goose.   He thinks to himself, that looks like fun and I want fun so he asks to play along and the group graciously lets him.  Once he now starts playing the game, the kid discovers a major flaw in his quest to have fun......he's embarrassingly slow and thus doomed to the goose role.  He tries to cut corners, get a head start or even trip a chasing kid in his attempt to discard the goose role, but none of those underhanded tactics work as his lack of quickness is too much to overcome.  Upon realizing that even with cheating he can't change the outcome of the game, he abruptly goes to his mother crying and saying that all the other kids are cheating and being mean to him. That sums up Bill's legal quest.

Joey Dauben Gets a Pen Pal

Probably out of sheer boredom on both sides, the Joey Dauben mailed a letter to the Bill Windsor and bill was delighted to receive it.  One reason I put this picture at the top of this article is to show how Joey can pull off something Bill will never be able to do......be a solid six foot tall in his mug shot. Old man Windsor would be topping off around Joey's glasses.

In the letter, which very much seems originally solicited by Bill, Joey shows just why he is still such a kid.  Unfortunately, he is every bit as delusional as he was when he was running free in Ellis County.  Joey mentions how he still dreams about being vindicated for his crimes (no sign of actual remorse) and those very dreams reassure him that he is being persecuted for his godly crusade.  I had hoped that Joey would have changed.....drastically by this point.  He does indicate that he had recklessly harmed many good people's reputations with his gossip rag, but he doesn't seem set on changing course.  Joey is spending his time taking legal classes in the one day dream of coming out and becoming a lawyer.  That registered sex offender cloud hanging over his head will make that quite difficult, but why stop dreaming now?  Joey offered Bill some advice......always have two witnesses as Joey kinda got burned on the just one witness.  Again, zero remorse.....good luck on getting parole.

Meanwhile, Bill has consulted with his legal team (susan) and he has decided that the Judge is going to be soon dismissing his MT criminal case and its best to go ahead and start gloating about his imminent victory now.  With his long, long loooong career of losing in court rooms all across this nation, his instincts tell him he is sure to come out smelling like roses in this case.  So break out the champagne and reeces and lets party.

Bill's premature celebration has even taken the next step to ask the question of now what?  What is next after his already declared victory over the MT courts?  Well, that question is easy to answer in Bill's case.  He will continue to live his life filling vexatious litigation all over this nation under the made up guise of "fighting corruption".  Vindictive is his middle name, and you can count on a new offensive legal front against the judges, law enforcement, and criminal justice system that has pestered him for nearly two years now.  Vengeance is mine says the Windsor, and MT or anyone else thinks he might finally leave them alone.......you don't know Bill Windsor. He will most surely spend the remaining days of his miserable life attacking any and all of those that dispensed justice (what he calls corruption) in his case.

Bill Sees the Doctor

There is nothing in this world that Windsor loves to do more than filing frivolous, malicious and duplicative lawsuits.  But what ranks right behind that is going to the doctor and telling the doctor what new illnesses he has (to be used in future litigation as a stall tactic).

Bill was back at it this week:

BILL WINDSOR HAS BEEN TO THE DOCTOR MORE IN THE LAST YEAR THAN AT ANY OTHER TIME IN HIS LIFE mainly because this is the only kind of human interaction you can get these days, BACK AT IT TODAY.

I haven't wanted to say anything about it because I have had way too much medical stuff to report uhhh, that's a lie. But, a few people know, so here goes.

I am having difficulty walking you are old and fat, mystery solved. It started just before I went to Missoula Montana for the hearing scheduled with only 22 hours' notice no, its been going on for years.  You have been waddling in and out of court rooms now for quite some time. The 11-hour marathon drive didn't help!  so how does driving impair your waddling ability, or lack there of? 

Tests are being processed today.  yes they are, all around the nation I think I have the best doctors and nurses in the world. Just look at this team above! you are so funny bill...don't ever let reality tell you otherwise 

Nurse Mary gave me some things to try like telling the truth?, and I really appreciate her help. I fell over today next time make sure you don't have to reach as far for your Reeces while sitting at your desk, so I decided I couldn't put the doctor off any longer.

Dr. Raul feels there is only the tiniest of chances that there is a blood clot. That was a relief.  you dont have lupus either  My blood pressure was excellent (as it always is), but my pulse was really high compulsive lying will do that. I was poked and prodded and squeezed  its been a while hasn't it?. And Nurse Christine jabbed several holes in me as she tried to get blood. I am a phlebotomist's biggest challenge as my veins just don't want to pop up. that's the result of a lifetime spent avoiding exercise or manual labor of any kind, your muscle tissue is virtually non-existent and the blood veins are buried deep

Dr. Raul won't offer an opinion until after he gets the blood work back.  uhhh that's how all doctors operate He did say that I really need to get in to see a neurologist you do, you are insane, so hopefully he can make that happen.

My calves feel like I have the world's worst charley-horses, but only when I put weight on them.  I think you just figured out your problem, weight  And then there's the tremor. May or may not be linked. More likely its linked to a lifetime of lying

Nurse Christine says I haven't been eating enough bananas. So, I'm eating bananas!  did you tell her you have been practically living at Snuffers, Fuddruckers, Dickey's and Burger King?

Please don't worry about me. I won't I'm sure I'll be fine. I'm sure you will be, but that's not what you will be telling the judge now is it?  Hey, worst case, maybe I can get a handicapped parking sticker... or a cane... or a wheelchair.  scooter, fat lazy man wants scooter.. or a wonderful woman to care for me. ohhhh, a two seater scooter? This reminds me of when you wanted to install your "movie" cam on the top of your car so you didn't even have to get out to "film" your subjects for your "movie"  Walking is for suckers isn't it bill? 

If you don't know the story and boy is it a story of the trauma that has likely causes this "causes" what?  you being fat and lazy?, here's a summary: http://lawlessamerica.com/index.php…

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