Please Don't Pass the Pie

So yeah, any and everything is a threat if it comes from us, while nothing is a threat if it comes from him.  So Billy the Kid responds to being called a kid by throwing a temper tantrum and running to mommy to tattle on us.  Once again the point is awarded to the Clubhouse.  At least we are back in his crosshairs where we belong with our "24 hours-a-day" coverage of Bill and his traveling circus.

As billy the kid threw his tantrum, he decided to drink the hemlock that old man Webby has been serving up for a while now.  He goes on to name some of those that post here:  Brannon, Mist, and Curtis but then adds MVZ.  Since this blog has been effective in combating internet frauds and hucksters, we have accumulated quite a following of roaches and spiders and other vermin.  These pests, in their hatred and rage against this site have collaborated and come up with some theories that are categorically incorrect, but that won't stop them from continuing them.  MVZ has absolutely nothing to do with this blog in any way shape or form, she does not come here or post here.  Any continued harassing of her will result in my aiding her in litigation against said vermin.  Take that however you want, but if you actually know MVZ you would know she would gladly jump at a ready made case such as this.

Then Bill goes on to repeat vermin mantra number 2.  "A number of these people are said to use dozens of aliases to make it seem like people actually read the site and comment."  You can believe that if you want, but its asinine in every way.  All the "aliases" and even real names of those that post on here are all different individuals entirely.  Not only that, but those that post represent about 1/20th of those that read this site.  Again, believe what you want but that's the cold hard facts.

Billy The Kid

Lawlessnomore has a very interesting article about Bill's time with W.C. Fields and how that Hollywood atmosphere may have helped contributed to the maniacal monster we see today.

https://lawlessnomore.wordpress.com/2013/03/29/what-would-w-c-fields-think/comment-page-1/#comment-85

The Joey's Are Coming!!!

Billy is coming after the joey's, and he means business.  He has already filed suit against us in a Collin County court.  Why Collin County?  I have zero clue, but I guess if you want to bring a lawsuit against a bunch of baby kangaroos and accuse them of sending out likenesses of you over the internet....Colin County is just as crazy as anywhere else I guess.  Ohh I can't wait to see the paperwork he filed on this one.

btw is "the joeys" the best you noobies can come up with to call us?  I liked gangsters better.

Lawless America Pat, these Joey Jokers think we should believe anything they say as true? Isacsam has libeled me again...right here for all to see. I am suing the Joeys in Collin County, Texas. I am also attempting to get law enforcement to pursue criminal charges due to violation of Title 7, section 33.07 of the Texas Penal Code. Sec. 33.07. ONLINE IMPERSONATION. (a) A person commits an offense if the person, without obtaining the other person's consent and with the intent to harm, defraud, intimidate, or threaten any person, uses the name or persona of another person to:
1) create a web page on a commercial social networking site or other Internet website; or

(2) post or send one or more messages on or through a commercial social networking site or other Internet website, other than on or through an electronic mail program or message board program.

(b) A person commits an offense if the person sends an electronic mail, instant message, text message, or similar communication that references a name, domain address, phone number, or other item of identifying information belonging to any person:

(1) without obtaining the other person's consent;

(2) with the intent to cause a recipient of the communication to reasonably believe that the other person authorized or transmitted the communication; and

(3) with the intent to harm or defraud any person.

A Clubhouse PSA

As Billy continues to raise the stakes and make a mockery out of Allie's protective order and our judicial system, its only natural that people have become incensed and defensive of Allie and this looming showdown in Missouri.  And now that Wild Bill is putting any and everything out in the WWW in to his court filings and blaming them on Allie, I guess it needs to be stated what our official policy is on this.

I know a lot of folks are kinda joking around about this made up "trial" of the century and thats fine (it is funny as hell), but I want to make it clear that the official stance of I and this blog is to not go to Missouri for this court date.  Don't let Bill suck you into the gutter with him, this is still a simple protective order by Allie against Bill and the backdrop is her own family court custody battle.  No matter what you think of Allie its important that her family court case remain private and allow it to resolve itself on its own accord.  Bill is trying to bring his Ringling Brothers show down there to disrupt her case.

Its certainly commendable to want to go and defend Allie as Bill and his goons show up to intimidate her.  But the courthouse has been alerted to the freak show coming their way and they will have sufficient law enforcement officers who are commissioned and authorized to use deadly force.  Bill may not respect their authority but his old, frail and obese body will recognized the authority of their instruments of enforcement   And that goes for his goons as well.  Lets allow law enforcement and the judicial system to run its course here.  Allie has taken steps of her own to ensure her safety at home while the circus is in town.

So anyway, I just wanted to reiterate that neither I nor anyone in the clubhouse is actually going up there for this court hearing, nor do we encourage anyone from doing it.  Remember, we are far superior to Bill intellectually  physically, and most of all morally.  While that usually goes without saying, I just thought I would remind everyone of that as we should never cede the high ground.

A Special Day for A Special Alpaca!!!

Thats right, today is a very special birthday for everyone's favorite Alpaca, Petunia.  The Clubhouse would not be the same with our her giggle snorting, Pffffting (c) allie gate, waving, and luffing our guts.  In fact its really not the Clubhouse at all without her.  So today lets take a little time to notice her tiara and raise our paws, hoofs, claws or tiny hands and feet and wish our Minister of Alpacaganda a very special Happy Birthday!!!! and a thank you for making the Clubhouse the place to be.

UPDATE! - provided by the letter O

I also wanted to take a moment to reflect on our favorite Alpaca. 

Here are some things I hope you get a chance to do in the coming year.