Thursday, February 7, 2013

Joeyisalittlekid Declares: MISSION ACOMPLISHED!!


So Bill and his lemmings spend money they don't even have to descend on our nation's capitol to blame our government for everything wrong in their lives.  This is the big event of the year for them, they spend all this time money and effort trying to get those in authority to take notice of them.  Of course only about 60 lemmings even came and not one official came to their little pity party.

Well, it worked.  Someone in the Department of Justice binged that sh!t and typed in "Lawless American goes to dc" and they are taken to this site to learn all about this movement.  So way to go Bill and company, all your hard work finally got you noticed, its just on here that they learn about ya.

Critical Day 3 of Failure in DC is Over, Mission Accomplished


Wow what a day.  At least 60 lemmings were ordered to move up front and cram in around Bill so they could fill up half of of the 135 occupancy room at the Crown Plaza in Arlington Va.  After spending all morning distributing their packets and CD to trash cans all across the Nation's Capitol, they came back in for the "Phil Donahue style" show.  One of the participants was the infamous Rik Little who Bill said was banned from Lawless America for his violent anti-female sentiments.

The Liar in Chief called the meeting to order, and after looking over all the pies he had eaten and the new personal information forms and waivers he now had on his lemmings, he triumphantly proclaimed "Mission Accomplished".  Even though there was not even one Somebody in the spacious 135 occupancy room, Bill decided to address them anyway notifying them that they are the problem.  He was then, apparently, served some pie he doesn't like....a lawsuit against him and his minions.

The hero worship then commenced as Bill put on some military fatigues on a homeless man and had him come in and present Bill with a Presidential Service award.  You know, the same one anyone can buy for $4.75 a piece.  He almost sent Mary B and Paula into cardiac arrest when he also mentioned that he may be in the running for the publisher's clearing house grand prize.  And if that wasn't enough, he said that he just received an email from a rich exiled Nigerian banker who wants to invest his $10 million in assets into the Lawless America account, he just needed a lemming to send him their personal bank information to make the transfer.

Today, the remaining 15 of them plan to march on the Washington Post en masse to demand that the editor-in-chief give them an audience.  Once this fails, they will all head back home having failed in every single category.  But thats not going to stop Billy as he plans to start working on his next solution, bringing criminal charges against everyone.  As he promised yesterday  he will never stop filming (code from scamming), so until someone stops him (and no i'm not calling for violence), many future victims await this Liar in Chief.

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Pie In the Sky is The Special of The Day



So they finally give us a live link to the Nazi Convention, and we thank you for that endless entertainment.  We watched as Bill said the room was packed with hundreds of lemmings, the cam quickly scanned the room and there were 56 people at most.  Bill grabbed the mic like it was apple pie and wouldn't let go.

First, Bill channelled his inner Bush and said "mission accomplished  (I guess he finished his pie)  For hours he rambled on and on about himself, mentioning that he can't use his grandkids names (giving us a little hint to what this is all about, not only does the state of Georgia hate him, so does his family).  Then he sets up his own award.  He spent the $5 and got a President’s Volunteer Service Award made out to himself.  He made sure his lemmings spent a good long time engaged in hero worship as they clapped on and on at his fake award while he claimed that this was proof that Obama is looking into their claims.  

Then Bill asked how many media and congressman and woman too, where in the room, of course no one was in attendance.  But he then went on to address them as if they were there pointing out that the media is the problem as well (for not listening to his whining) .  Bill said he was a multimillionaire but now doesn't have two nickels to his name.  

Bill then called the capitol police and informed them that he won't adhere to their rules and bring their camera's even though they are prohibited from doing so.  Then he turns it over to his lemmings but makes sure to grab the mic and ramble back into himself at every opportunity.

Day Two of Catastrophic Failure in DC is In The Books


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Well it took all night for us to get any kind of update.  No live link, no instant updates and for good reason.  The entire event was a failure both organizationally, and objectively.  After at least getting their pies worth on Monday, Tuesday's events seem to have failed on every level.  Some of the Congressman and woman too, were given their CD's to throw away, while many others had their trash cans waiting all day for their's.  The Minister of Propaganda Allie was turned away from her representatives office, while others were able to speak with some low level staff members.  The bottom line is the Somebodies still don't know anything about the Nobodies.

Windsor goes on to say this:
MEET ME IN DC -- 2-6-2013 -- 8:00 AM

Bill Windsor and Allie Overstreet, coordinators for the event.

Allie has one a SPECTACULAR job!

We were SO PACKED yesterday morning that we were too busy to take photos when it was wall-to-wall people. Hundreds were there and all over Capitol Hill meeting in the offices of Senators and Congressmen!

Ahhh but he can't keep the lemmings from posting their pics and as we speak, hundreds of pics are going up of an event that appears to have less than 50 people in attendance.  Bill calls that packed, but then again if he were telling the truth he wouldn't be Bill Windsor now would he?  Even I figured he could drag 100 people out there with him but it looks like he fell well short of that (maybe these pics went up after the warrant round-up).

So how does the Pie Baby spin it for today?  They are going to the Capitol building to speak to the carpet inside the building but no pics are allowed.  Then tonight he gets his Phil Donahue style meeting where all 50 lemmings can interview themselves I guess.  Will he dare broadcast his failure live like he promised?  Billy is desperate now for something to latch on to as evidence of some kind of success but the evidence is clear.....he can't get any more people out than your monthly local Elks Club meeting.  It seems at this point the only thing they can do properly is buy and eat pie.

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Day One of Failure In DC is In The History Books


Several dozens of followers gathered in a small room yesterday to start the movement that will change the this Country forever.  The group represents a diverse congregation of criminals, malcontents and psychopaths.  Billy rolled out a large "crime scene" tape all the way down the hall leading into their small room in Arlington Virginia, this would help the US Marshalls and other warrant officers to find them.

Billy then called the meeting to order and quickly showed all of them why they are really there.  "This Nation has lost itself.  It no longer adheres to the principles that our Founders intended it too."  The zombies nodded in agreement only to then hear what Billy really means..."I want to introduce to you the greatest lie that has ever been bestowed on this Nation....a SLICE of pie.  For too long corrupt politicians and judges have kept this lie going to the point where the American people just accept it.  Jefferson, Madison and Franklin all sought a country where one could eat an entire pie as they so pleased.  Never do you see any actual documented proof that the pilgrims, at the first Thanksgiving, ate slices of pie....no no, they all had their own pie. I am sick and tired of living in a Nation that gives me a dirty look when I try to enjoy my whole pie just because I dont do what the corrupt judges want and slice it up".  Billy then opened up his bag and brought out pies for everyone and ordered them to eat the whole pie like a real real American.