A Clubhouse PSA

As Billy continues to raise the stakes and make a mockery out of Allie's protective order and our judicial system, its only natural that people have become incensed and defensive of Allie and this looming showdown in Missouri.  And now that Wild Bill is putting any and everything out in the WWW in to his court filings and blaming them on Allie, I guess it needs to be stated what our official policy is on this.

I know a lot of folks are kinda joking around about this made up "trial" of the century and thats fine (it is funny as hell), but I want to make it clear that the official stance of I and this blog is to not go to Missouri for this court date.  Don't let Bill suck you into the gutter with him, this is still a simple protective order by Allie against Bill and the backdrop is her own family court custody battle.  No matter what you think of Allie its important that her family court case remain private and allow it to resolve itself on its own accord.  Bill is trying to bring his Ringling Brothers show down there to disrupt her case.

Its certainly commendable to want to go and defend Allie as Bill and his goons show up to intimidate her.  But the courthouse has been alerted to the freak show coming their way and they will have sufficient law enforcement officers who are commissioned and authorized to use deadly force.  Bill may not respect their authority but his old, frail and obese body will recognized the authority of their instruments of enforcement   And that goes for his goons as well.  Lets allow law enforcement and the judicial system to run its course here.  Allie has taken steps of her own to ensure her safety at home while the circus is in town.

So anyway, I just wanted to reiterate that neither I nor anyone in the clubhouse is actually going up there for this court hearing, nor do we encourage anyone from doing it.  Remember, we are far superior to Bill intellectually  physically, and most of all morally.  While that usually goes without saying, I just thought I would remind everyone of that as we should never cede the high ground.

A Special Day for A Special Alpaca!!!

Thats right, today is a very special birthday for everyone's favorite Alpaca, Petunia.  The Clubhouse would not be the same with our her giggle snorting, Pffffting (c) allie gate, waving, and luffing our guts.  In fact its really not the Clubhouse at all without her.  So today lets take a little time to notice her tiara and raise our paws, hoofs, claws or tiny hands and feet and wish our Minister of Alpacaganda a very special Happy Birthday!!!! and a thank you for making the Clubhouse the place to be.

UPDATE! - provided by the letter O

I also wanted to take a moment to reflect on our favorite Alpaca. 

Here are some things I hope you get a chance to do in the coming year.

Total Dram King

He just can't stop with his Allie thing:

LAWLESS AMERICA UPDATE - MARCH 27, 2013:

Unfortunately, most of my time has been spent preparing for my "trial" as a would-be serial killer scheduled for April 8, 2013 in Lexington, Missour I guess if you went down to fight a traffic ticket you would say you are standing trial for capital punishment?i. I have filed motions and my vexatious black blood was really running at this point requesting to film and audio record and broadcast the hearing LIVE the circus is in town; for a court reporter and my own court reporter you know, one to actually record what was said and then another to record what I say happened; to allow affidavits to be presented in lieu of live testimony or, in the alternative, depositions or testimony by telephone; for a jury trial thats all fine and dandy except for that little fact that its NOT A TRIAL; for accelerated discovery anything but slow an methodical. I have also filed a counter-complaint against Allie L. Overstreet citing eight crimes committed I don't want anyone to forget how vexatious I really am. This photo is Lafayette Hall in Lexington, Missouri, where my hearing will be.

I still cannot access www.LawlessAmerica.com. I've spent hours on the phone with GoDaddy, Enom, and AT&T and up to 5 minutes actually talking to them. I can't update the site, as I can't access it just in case you haven't caught on by now I'm not too bright. Once I can access it, I will post everything that I have filed it will almost feel like I filed them again....ohhh what a rush.

Thanks so much to the many people who have sent affidavits to be presented to the court you are all now my legal bitches. I've received approximately 40 so far. Six people have confirmed that they are coming to the hearing in Lexington, Missouri. If you can, Meet Me in Missouri lets make an event out of it.

I will be sending out news releases to all the media in Missouri you are never one to let a trash can get a day off are you?. Maybe some of them will show up to cover the "trial"heh notice how I put "" around trial, oh you didn't notice good little lemmings of a disowned grandpa  accused of being a would-be serial killer ummm no, accused of being a stalker which you are most definitely going to prove.

I hope I can squeeze out a day to go to Florida yeah isn't that just down the road from Missouri? to look at an RV before I head to Missouri you could probably look at an RV in Georgia Bill, they are all over the place and for you they are all the same...meaning you cant have one. I very badly want to have an RV that can be set up with a permanent film studio inside I'm going to call it The Fugitive. If I had such a set-up on the 241-day movie road trip, I would have saved at least 200 hours of set-up and tear-down and maybe you dumb lemmings might have a movie by now, not to mention all the carrying, loading, and unloading I'm fat and old, give me a break please. I also would have been able to stop anywhere along the route to film ummm I think you can do that with any vehicle that has brakes in it. Our second would-be RV provider appears to have fallen through, and I have no money, but I must figure out how to accomplish this buy a lottery ticket?.

I have to reschedule my film trip you mean the one no one understood why you scheduled in the first place? as soon as my status as a serial killer is resolved spoiler alert...I plead down to stallker. I hope to film a number of people on the way back to Georgia. I will probably go from Kansas City Missouri down to Dallas come get me Billy, Houston yappy is ready too, Biloxi and Gulfport Mississippi, Destin Florida, Birmingham Alabama, and back home in Atlanta. If you are anywhere near that route, please email nobodies@att.net with FILM TRIP in all caps in the subject line and I will be there to give you your life dream of filming yourself and uploading it to youtube.. 

The Keys Were Under the Mat! - Let's raid the fridge!

Ginger left the keys under the doormat in case of emergency. I, anon, have taken it on myself to help kick the spam filter into high gear. It seems to be quickly learning who is spam.

Remember Susan? Well she says only trolls post as anon. (even though her name wasn't HER name . . .yeah, I don't know, it doesn't make sense to me either.) But since she schooled us on anonymous posters, I feel it is necessary to make sure that the spam filter knows that Baltimore Maryland spammers are not welcome.

This post is being opened for rollover conversation since we are at the "load more" phase on the last.

-Anon 666

Bully Bill Turns of the Heat With Intimidation, Judge Snooty Chimes in

Forget working on the fake movie, forget trying to help out in any of his followers personal cases, even forgot the fake grand jury stunt for the time being...the most important thing in America seems to be Bill stopping this restraining order against him.

DOWNTOWN LEXINGTON MISSOURI

This is where I will stand trial for allegedly buying a gun and threatening to use it on a group of people. Outrageous lie, but that's usually what courts are all about.

I'll be in Lexington, Missouri from April 4 to April 9.

Anyone who would like to be filmed should meet me in Lexington, Missouri. Email me at nobodies@att.net

So now if you want to be filmed, you have to show up to support my right to intimidate and harass others.  And by filming you, I mean I will film you along with everyone else as they protest on my behalf, because the first step in taking back our country starts with squashing a TRO in Lexington Missouri (I know, who would have thought).

Bill then goes on to not so subtlety intimidate Allie:
Lawless America I never threatened anyone. If there's any "evidence," it will be manufactured. I have a lot of exciting things in preparation....

Translation:  "just wait till you see what I have planned for you Allie"

And then the angels begin to sing from on high, the heavens open up and slowly descending down from the sky with her glasses pulled down to the tip of her nose is Judge Snooty aka Little Miss Cant be Wrong Sharon Kramer.  Good, now all things will be put in their proper order and everyone will finally be able to understand things once she sorts this out for us:

Sharon N. Kramer darlene kostelac hinman, while I agree w/your evalation that 2+2 does not equal five - meaning something doesn't add up here of how Bill suddenly became a vilian; the underlying problem is not that simple. Allie has every right in the world to make a video of what she perceives the courts are doing to harm her child. That is called a Constitutional right to freedom of speech. The courts have ZERO right to even threaten to remove her parental rights for speaking of it. is alot at stake here. It is the courts themselves that have caused this problem. Now that her videos are down, I fear the court will have a vested interest in going after Bill in an effort to cause all the videos come down. Wake up people. There is alot at stake here for everyone

Lawless America Sharon, there is no Constitutional right to libel, slander, and defame.

Sharon N. Kramer Lawless America Correct. You appear to be mixing apples and oranges of my statement. To my knowledge there is not evidence that Allie did not believe what she stated on video. That would be a right guaranteed under the Constitition, if that is a correct understanding. Conversely, it is not a Constitutionally guaranteed right to say and do some of the things I know she has said of you, that provably false. That would be slander and libel as I understand it.

There you have it, 2+2 does not equal 5, therefore Allie has every right to keep her LA videos up.  Thank God we have Judge Snooty here to clear up these complex issues.  Having her come in is kinda like Morgan Freeman coming in at the end of the movie to explain the plot to you.