Windsor Spits The Bit After One Day in the RV

Uhhhhh, yeah about that RV that I said was the most important thing to making my filming more effective, well it turns out that a large RV guzzles a lot of gas, its hard to keep steady with my shaking hands and a north wind, and I can't seem to get around in town in it.  So, just like everything else in my entire life, I quit with the RV thing, its back to the jeep.  Ohhh and while I was trying to lean my head out the window to yell CEASE and DESIST to an angry passing motorist, I chipped my tooth so I have to go to the dentist, I don't get workman's comp for this so I want to remind everyone of the pay pal link on the bottom of the page.  And I need some gas money too, why did you lemmings talk me into this?

So lets see, he has failed at over 50 businesses, he failed as a father, grandfather, husband, book writer, movie producer, facebook page owner, politician, at diet and exercise, Meet me in DC, pro se litigant, and now we can add RV driver to the list.  Oh well, its only someone else's money right?  If at first you don't succeed, fail fail fail fail fail fail again.

Lawless America RV travels from Gardner Kansas to Atlanta Georgia (9 photos)

Austin and Chris of Olathe RV did a great job disconnecting the drive train on the Jeep so it could be towed, and then securing the Jeep to the tow dolly. Then all 54-feet of us was off. The first day went pretty well. Some learning to d...o. But the second day was miserable. Strong winds had me battling to keep the RV between the white lines. I was extremely uncomfortable towing the Jeep. While I have now taken an oath that I will try to avoid ever towing anything again EVER, I screwed up. The RV woiuld have been perfect for the first trip, but I believe it is wrong for thie second trip. Filming primarily outside on location requires the ability to maneuver and work in small spaces. The RV won't do that. So after all the attempts to get an RV, all the thinking and planning, I'm going to head to Sevierville and elsewhere in Tennessee this week for filming in the Jeep. I suspect I will make this entire Trip II in the Jeep. There are several reasons for this decision. I know it's the right decision; I just wish I had been considering all of the factors before I spent a week getting the RV. Sometimes we don't see the trees for the forest, and sometimes we only look at the prettiest part of the forest and ignore the rest....See More

— in Gardner, KS.

Hypocrisy in Action

Thanks to commenter "attorney" for updating us on Bill's Maid of the Mist proceedings.  In that update we have learned that Bill's wife Barbara forked over $100,000 to avoid discovery on her end.  In effect, this is her way of settling the issue at least as it relates to her.

This raises another issue, all along Bill has portrayed this as a fight against the corrupt courts who he said illegally ruled against him and took all his money and his rights away.  The entire premise of this movement is to not give in to the courts and bow to their wishes and instead fight them in the court of public opinion as well as attacking them with paper terrorism.  Well, while he is out and about stalking and harassing Allie in Missouri, his wife is, in effect, settling his big case back in Georgia, the very one that this entire movement was supposedly founded on (at least it was his driving force behind the movement).  Do as I say, not as I do is the classic mantra here as this man is leading a crusade to fight the judicial system while settling and bowing to them in private.

While Bill is out there on his never ending vacation, taking crotch pics of superman

stalking single mothers by doing drive-bys at their home, and consummating himself with an RV, David Schied is working behind the scenes to take over the movement.  David and Trish Krauss are working diligently to organize and assemble this citizen grand jury stunt and beyond.  It involves competency, foresight  leadership, and discipline, attributes that Bill does not posses.  It is clear that they are growing tired of their feckless dictator and its only a matter of time before these two

become fed up with playing Bill's silly games, and overthrow pie man once and for all.

The Windbagmobile

Determined as ever to remove all physical exertion out of his life, Bill is turning to his lemmings to pony up the cash for his slothful lifestyle.  After suspiciously getting an RV donated to him, which would remove all that hard muscle movement that he had to exert by pulling the camera down from the top of the jeep, the man who claims he has no money now has him a 3-wheel scooter to get around the urban areas.  Now if he could just find some kind of contraption to push him out of bed each morning and to put the gas hose in the gas tank for him, he would have it made.

LAWLESS AMERICA MOVIE ROAD TRIP II UPDATE - APRIL 17, 2013 - 9:00 AM CENTRAL TIME:

I'm on the road again uhhh yeah we know, you have been saying that for a week now. The backup camera is set up for filming, and the Canon Service Center in Virginia will have the big camera today, and they will advise how long it will take to fix it how can you afford all this if you are broke?.

I'm traveling Route 66 today from south of Chicago to Springfield, Illinois thats not much of a trip, you need lots of potty breaks or something?. Tomorrow, I go to Joplin, Missouri haven't those people suffered enough?.

Then on Friday morning, I'm back in the Kansas City area where I inspect the RV that has been chosen and consummate the acquisition uhhhh, is this the kinds of things a lonely, old, horny man says?. I'm excited I see that, now please put your pants back on. I'll miss the Jeep, but an RV will make this job so much more efficient I'm moving up the projected 2042 movie release date up to 2037 thanks to this RV alone. I don't expect to work any less because I'm retired, but I expect to pack more into every day lot lizards and pie, what a life.

I believe I have the solution for getting around in urban areas take the loop?. a little of the money we we, we who? saved who saved?  I thought it was donated, what was the budget? with finding a much better deal on a used RV will be spent on a trike -- 3-wheel motorcycle it earned 4 stars from AARP for its bathroom accessibility. We're just confirming that the lift and carrier we've found will accommodate it dont lie bill, you plan to use the lift yourself dont you?. It has a trunk large enough to carry the film gear and my doggie bags, and I'm not comfortable with a 2-wheel bike one or both of the wheels keeps going flat. And I'm really not comfortable with towing something else behind a 32-foot RV you're not comfortable? what about all the traffic around you?. I was never good at backing while pulling a trailer thats why I always like to walk forward.

So, the plan continues to be to acquire the RV on Friday and "consummate" it; drive straight to Georgia to load up the rest of the equipment; and try to get it painted and 'wrapped' before heading to Sevierville I'm going to dollywood, Tennessee for Jimmie Robinson's hearing and filming at several prisons they might not let you back out. From there, it's Knoxville, Nashville, Memphis, St. Louis, Tulsa, Oklahoma City, Amarillo, Albuquerque, Phoenix, Los Angeles, San Diego, Hollywood, Santa Clara, San Francisco, and Sacramento cue Johnny Cash. Anyone wishing to be filmed along that route needs to contact me ASAP just be waiting on the shoulder next to the specified mile marker. This will complete filming in Tennessee, Oklahoma, New Mexico, Arizona, and California. The itinerary is yet to be determined beyond Sacramento no Hawaii?  does this RV not float?.

Everyone needs to review this article, because the logistics are different for the Lawless America Movie Road Trip II.

Is Anyone Happy?

Shirley Manson of Garbage hit the nail on the head with the song "Only Happy When It Rains" in describing the followers of Lawless America.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esEdC0c3YI4

I'm only happy when it rains 
You want to hear about my new obsession 
I'm riding high upon a deep depression 
I'm only happy when it rains...pour some misery down on me 

Those that join Lawless America are already desperate, they are in different forms of fear and trepidation.  They join LA to give them hope and encouragement that in the end, it will all work out.  Instead, they are inundated with more fear and hopelessness as they must follow the daily drama of Bill.  Everyone is out to get them, we can try this and that but in the end it wont matter because everyone is corrupt.

This is exactly the opposite of what these people need to hear.  They need to laugh, they need to think about something happy if for no other reason than to give them a chemical balancing inside their own head.  We see the results of this through many of the lemmings such as Mary "the ticks are coming" Deneen, the crazy woman in Rhode Island, Judge Snooty and the mold monsters, and many others.  We saw the visible damage it was doing to an already tormented Mary B while she just couldn't cope with the daily upload of fear and hate that Bill requires of his followers.

You don't ever see the simple post from Lawless followers like:  "my son just got all A's", "we had a beautiful day at the park", "I'm so excited for our upcoming trip"....obviously those details would be mundane to the rest of the group, but they serve a big purpose in helping everyone stay balanced mentally.  If you constantly surround and swallow yourself with fear, anger, and hopelessness you will go mentally insane.  We are witnessing this all over the Lawless world.  Its sad to watch this kind of self-destruction when, sometimes, all they need to do is stop and smell the roses.

Uhhhhh, Its Monday

So Billy decided on his RV over the weekend.  It was lot lizard friendly and large enough that he has virtually no chance of successfully steering that monster down the highway.  Its rumored that the slum lord who wanted to put up billboards on his properties is the one that is giving Bill the finances to purchases this mobile immorality station.  If this is true, its fitting that he would get that kind of dirty money to buy his RV.

To make the occasion of the new lawless RV, OReader has written a song for Billy, this could be the official song that is blaring out of the speakers where ever it goes (like a giant ice cream truck).

On the road again -
Not sure he'll ever get off the road again

He's got no life but makin' a movie never ends
Not sure he'll ever get off the road again

On the road again
Goin' places that he's already been.
Filmin' things that will bore you to no end
Nope, he'll never get off the road again

On the road again -
With his band of gypsies he goes down the highway

They're the worst of friends.
Suing everybody that dare to turn away

And his way
is on the road again.
Nope, he'll never get off the road again
He's got no life but making a movie never ends

And he can't wait to stay on the road again.

On the road again
With his band of gypsies he goes down the highway
They're worst citizens
Harassing the courts when things don't go their way


His only way
is on the road again.
He's got not family to go home again.
He's got no life but making movies never ends

Nope, he'll never get off the road again
He's got no choice but to stay on the road again.