So now that the Failure in DC is only hours away now, the Pie Baby starts to panic. He has been trying to drop hints to his lemmings for weeks now not to expect anything out of this DC trip but they don't seem to get the message. Now Billy is trying to show them a quick peek behind the curtain so they can expect catastrophic failure.
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"MEET ME IN DC:
I am feeling crazed, to say the least. Stuff is flying around everywhere. Our DVD guy disappeared on me, so some nice guy in Indiana is doing a rush job and will FedEx to me."
I am feeling crazed, to say the least. Stuff is flying around everywhere. Our DVD guy disappeared on me, so some nice guy in Indiana is doing a rush job and will FedEx to me."
Ummmm....WHAT? Not only do you not have the DVD's ready, they are all now completely dependant on some guy in Indiana? Well I guess Billy did spend most of his time doing what his followers really cared about....finding old hunting pictures of Sean Boushie and posting them. I mean why hurry up and try and finish those CD's anyway, the congressmen are going to toss them no matter how good I make them. So you go 217 days and 30,000 miles filming all these people for their "Congressional Testimony" and now that is all depending on "some guy" in Indiana? Hmmmm, perhaps the joeyisalittlekid group was right and this was never about the people you filmed but it was about gathering their personal information and eating lots and lots of pie.
Billy goes on to explain:
Bill Windsor At one of the first trade shows I ever produced, we got a call from the Los Angeles Police Department demanding that we come pick up all of our trash. It seems our show directories fell off the back of a truck, broke open, were run over, and littered the road for a mile. A few years later, our show was in Las Vegas; there was a fire at the Hilton...where all 1,500 of our rooms were booked! We had to fly in to Vegas, and rebook as many people as we could at other hotels. There's often some little disaster that you just have to deal with. As long as the Indiana guy comes through, we'll be fine. And should he fail, I'll work it out somehow
So you know, shit happens. I read it on a t-shirt. The point is that no matter what happens you must realize that it wasn't my fault. After all, I am your lord and savior Bill Windsor and I can't tell a lie, so you know it must be true.