Billy Infers that the Secret Service are Shape Shifters

Ok, let me throw out up front the main reason for this post is I can't deal with 200+ comments on that last post so let them bleed over to here.

Pie Baby update.....first he wants his lemmings to get him a new Lot Lizard ready RV:

Bill Windsorposted toLawless America

6 hours ago

EXCITING LAWLESS AMERICA NEWS:

I was approached in DC about our need for an RV so we can have filming going on out on the road at all times. I received an email from the gentleman asking for the specifications and indicating he wants to get started. VERY EXCITING!

Yes very exciting, since your wife left you and you have nothing to go back to at home, what better way to enjoy the lot lizards on the road than in your own RV vs paying for a hotel.

Then he gets whacky with this one:

Bill Windsorposted toLawless America

about an hour ago

THE GOVERNMENT HAS SPOOKY POWERS: SECRET SERVICE AT MEET ME IN DC:

The Secret Service was hiding in the back row in the theater at the Capitol where we spoke. Two undercover agents. In this first photo, you can just barely see their little... cap-covered heads.

I went up there with my camera and snapped the second photo with the two men seated there. I handed them my business card and asked if they would like to come down and join the rest of the audience. They just hid their faces and slumped further down in their chairs. Now, here's the spooky part: They don't show up in the photo! I swear they were there when I took the photo.

Yeah, they someone snuck into your camera and took themselves out of your pic.

Bill Windsor is Trapped Like a Rat

After his massive Failure in DC, The Liar in Chief is making his lonely sad trip back to his empty home in Georgia.  Only a hand full of Nobodies even came and they couldn't get the attention of even one Somebody.  Well I take that back, they did finally get someone from the DOJ to look him up and they got to read all about it on this blog, so we thank you and your lemmings for that.

Once Bill walks into his empty, lonely home later on today, the reality of his situation is going to start to set in.  First, he and Lawless are being sued by a guy in Pennsylvania.  Whether or not the suit has merits, Billy has to be feeling like a 1.2 gpa student going in to a big exam, the thought of heading back in to a courtroom for Bill would probably keep him up at night.  It never goes well in there, and now he is thrown back in it.

But thats just the start of his problems.  This is an except from the judgement against him from his old Maid of the Mist lawsuit:

Having considered the character and magnitude of Mr. Windsor’s refusal to pay the Outstanding Sanctions Awards (totaling more than $75,000), the probable
Case 1:09-cv-01543-WSD Document 356 Filed 01/24/13 

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AO 72A
(Rev.8/82)

effectiveness of a daily fine in bringing about compliance, and the amount of Mr. Windsor’s financial resources–as evidenced by, among other things, Mr. Windsor’s continued ownership of a seven-figure investment and real estate portfolio–and consequent seriousness of the burden to him, see In re Application to Adjudge Trinity Indus. Inc. in Civil Contempt, 876 F.2d 1485, 1493-94 (11th Cir. 1989), Mr. Windsor is hereby ORDERED to pay a fine of $500 per day into the
Court’s registry, starting on February 1, 2013, and continuing until he has paid the Outstanding Sanctions Awards, together with all interest accrued thereon, to the Plaintiffs.

Every morning when he wakes up, another $500 flies out of his pocket.  My guess is he will ignore this ruling as he has all the others, but the next step for them is to start working towards his incarceration.  He knows his time limited, so I expect him to only ramp up his vitriolic attacks on any and everyone.  Much like Joey before his impending arrest, I expect Bill to try and make some bold and probably criminal moves against the Federal Governemnt as he tries a pre-emptive strike before daddy takes the t-bird away.

Joeyisalittlekid Declares: MISSION ACOMPLISHED!!

So Bill and his lemmings spend money they don't even have to descend on our nation's capitol to blame our government for everything wrong in their lives.  This is the big event of the year for them, they spend all this time money and effort trying to get those in authority to take notice of them.  Of course only about 60 lemmings even came and not one official came to their little pity party.

Well, it worked.  Someone in the Department of Justice binged that sh!t and typed in "Lawless American goes to dc" and they are taken to this site to learn all about this movement.  So way to go Bill and company, all your hard work finally got you noticed, its just on here that they learn about ya.

Critical Day 3 of Failure in DC is Over, Mission Accomplished

Wow what a day.  At least 60 lemmings were ordered to move up front and cram in around Bill so they could fill up half of of the 135 occupancy room at the Crown Plaza in Arlington Va.  After spending all morning distributing their packets and CD to trash cans all across the Nation's Capitol, they came back in for the "Phil Donahue style" show.  One of the participants was the infamous Rik Little who Bill said was banned from Lawless America for his violent anti-female sentiments.

The Liar in Chief called the meeting to order, and after looking over all the pies he had eaten and the new personal information forms and waivers he now had on his lemmings, he triumphantly proclaimed "Mission Accomplished".  Even though there was not even one Somebody in the spacious 135 occupancy room, Bill decided to address them anyway notifying them that they are the problem.  He was then, apparently, served some pie he doesn't like....a lawsuit against him and his minions.

The hero worship then commenced as Bill put on some military fatigues on a homeless man and had him come in and present Bill with a Presidential Service award.  You know, the same one anyone can buy for $4.75 a piece.  He almost sent Mary B and Paula into cardiac arrest when he also mentioned that he may be in the running for the publisher's clearing house grand prize.  And if that wasn't enough, he said that he just received an email from a rich exiled Nigerian banker who wants to invest his $10 million in assets into the Lawless America account, he just needed a lemming to send him their personal bank information to make the transfer.

Today, the remaining 15 of them plan to march on the Washington Post en masse to demand that the editor-in-chief give them an audience.  Once this fails, they will all head back home having failed in every single category.  But thats not going to stop Billy as he plans to start working on his next solution, bringing criminal charges against everyone.  As he promised yesterday  he will never stop filming (code from scamming), so until someone stops him (and no i'm not calling for violence), many future victims await this Liar in Chief.

Pie In the Sky is The Special of The Day

So they finally give us a live link to the Nazi Convention, and we thank you for that endless entertainment.  We watched as Bill said the room was packed with hundreds of lemmings, the cam quickly scanned the room and there were 56 people at most.  Bill grabbed the mic like it was apple pie and wouldn't let go.

First, Bill channelled his inner Bush and said "mission accomplished  (I guess he finished his pie)  For hours he rambled on and on about himself, mentioning that he can't use his grandkids names (giving us a little hint to what this is all about, not only does the state of Georgia hate him, so does his family).  Then he sets up his own award.  He spent the $5 and got a President’s Volunteer Service Award made out to himself.  He made sure his lemmings spent a good long time engaged in hero worship as they clapped on and on at his fake award while he claimed that this was proof that Obama is looking into their claims.  

Then Bill asked how many media and congressman and woman too, where in the room, of course no one was in attendance.  But he then went on to address them as if they were there pointing out that the media is the problem as well (for not listening to his whining) .  Bill said he was a multimillionaire but now doesn't have two nickels to his name.  

Bill then called the capitol police and informed them that he won't adhere to their rules and bring their camera's even though they are prohibited from doing so.  Then he turns it over to his lemmings but makes sure to grab the mic and ramble back into himself at every opportunity.