A Special Day for A Special Alpaca!!!

Thats right, today is a very special birthday for everyone's favorite Alpaca, Petunia.  The Clubhouse would not be the same with our her giggle snorting, Pffffting (c) allie gate, waving, and luffing our guts.  In fact its really not the Clubhouse at all without her.  So today lets take a little time to notice her tiara and raise our paws, hoofs, claws or tiny hands and feet and wish our Minister of Alpacaganda a very special Happy Birthday!!!! and a thank you for making the Clubhouse the place to be.

UPDATE! - provided by the letter O

I also wanted to take a moment to reflect on our favorite Alpaca. 

Here are some things I hope you get a chance to do in the coming year.

Total Dram King

He just can't stop with his Allie thing:

LAWLESS AMERICA UPDATE - MARCH 27, 2013:

Unfortunately, most of my time has been spent preparing for my "trial" as a would-be serial killer scheduled for April 8, 2013 in Lexington, Missour I guess if you went down to fight a traffic ticket you would say you are standing trial for capital punishment?i. I have filed motions and my vexatious black blood was really running at this point requesting to film and audio record and broadcast the hearing LIVE the circus is in town; for a court reporter and my own court reporter you know, one to actually record what was said and then another to record what I say happened; to allow affidavits to be presented in lieu of live testimony or, in the alternative, depositions or testimony by telephone; for a jury trial thats all fine and dandy except for that little fact that its NOT A TRIAL; for accelerated discovery anything but slow an methodical. I have also filed a counter-complaint against Allie L. Overstreet citing eight crimes committed I don't want anyone to forget how vexatious I really am. This photo is Lafayette Hall in Lexington, Missouri, where my hearing will be.

I still cannot access www.LawlessAmerica.com. I've spent hours on the phone with GoDaddy, Enom, and AT&T and up to 5 minutes actually talking to them. I can't update the site, as I can't access it just in case you haven't caught on by now I'm not too bright. Once I can access it, I will post everything that I have filed it will almost feel like I filed them again....ohhh what a rush.

Thanks so much to the many people who have sent affidavits to be presented to the court you are all now my legal bitches. I've received approximately 40 so far. Six people have confirmed that they are coming to the hearing in Lexington, Missouri. If you can, Meet Me in Missouri lets make an event out of it.

I will be sending out news releases to all the media in Missouri you are never one to let a trash can get a day off are you?. Maybe some of them will show up to cover the "trial"heh notice how I put "" around trial, oh you didn't notice good little lemmings of a disowned grandpa  accused of being a would-be serial killer ummm no, accused of being a stalker which you are most definitely going to prove.

I hope I can squeeze out a day to go to Florida yeah isn't that just down the road from Missouri? to look at an RV before I head to Missouri you could probably look at an RV in Georgia Bill, they are all over the place and for you they are all the same...meaning you cant have one. I very badly want to have an RV that can be set up with a permanent film studio inside I'm going to call it The Fugitive. If I had such a set-up on the 241-day movie road trip, I would have saved at least 200 hours of set-up and tear-down and maybe you dumb lemmings might have a movie by now, not to mention all the carrying, loading, and unloading I'm fat and old, give me a break please. I also would have been able to stop anywhere along the route to film ummm I think you can do that with any vehicle that has brakes in it. Our second would-be RV provider appears to have fallen through, and I have no money, but I must figure out how to accomplish this buy a lottery ticket?.

I have to reschedule my film trip you mean the one no one understood why you scheduled in the first place? as soon as my status as a serial killer is resolved spoiler alert...I plead down to stallker. I hope to film a number of people on the way back to Georgia. I will probably go from Kansas City Missouri down to Dallas come get me Billy, Houston yappy is ready too, Biloxi and Gulfport Mississippi, Destin Florida, Birmingham Alabama, and back home in Atlanta. If you are anywhere near that route, please email nobodies@att.net with FILM TRIP in all caps in the subject line and I will be there to give you your life dream of filming yourself and uploading it to youtube.. 

The Keys Were Under the Mat! - Let's raid the fridge!

Ginger left the keys under the doormat in case of emergency. I, anon, have taken it on myself to help kick the spam filter into high gear. It seems to be quickly learning who is spam.

Remember Susan? Well she says only trolls post as anon. (even though her name wasn't HER name . . .yeah, I don't know, it doesn't make sense to me either.) But since she schooled us on anonymous posters, I feel it is necessary to make sure that the spam filter knows that Baltimore Maryland spammers are not welcome.

This post is being opened for rollover conversation since we are at the "load more" phase on the last.

-Anon 666

Bully Bill Turns of the Heat With Intimidation, Judge Snooty Chimes in

Forget working on the fake movie, forget trying to help out in any of his followers personal cases, even forgot the fake grand jury stunt for the time being...the most important thing in America seems to be Bill stopping this restraining order against him.

DOWNTOWN LEXINGTON MISSOURI

This is where I will stand trial for allegedly buying a gun and threatening to use it on a group of people. Outrageous lie, but that's usually what courts are all about.

I'll be in Lexington, Missouri from April 4 to April 9.

Anyone who would like to be filmed should meet me in Lexington, Missouri. Email me at nobodies@att.net

So now if you want to be filmed, you have to show up to support my right to intimidate and harass others.  And by filming you, I mean I will film you along with everyone else as they protest on my behalf, because the first step in taking back our country starts with squashing a TRO in Lexington Missouri (I know, who would have thought).

Bill then goes on to not so subtlety intimidate Allie:
Lawless America I never threatened anyone. If there's any "evidence," it will be manufactured. I have a lot of exciting things in preparation....

Translation:  "just wait till you see what I have planned for you Allie"

And then the angels begin to sing from on high, the heavens open up and slowly descending down from the sky with her glasses pulled down to the tip of her nose is Judge Snooty aka Little Miss Cant be Wrong Sharon Kramer.  Good, now all things will be put in their proper order and everyone will finally be able to understand things once she sorts this out for us:

Sharon N. Kramer darlene kostelac hinman, while I agree w/your evalation that 2+2 does not equal five - meaning something doesn't add up here of how Bill suddenly became a vilian; the underlying problem is not that simple. Allie has every right in the world to make a video of what she perceives the courts are doing to harm her child. That is called a Constitutional right to freedom of speech. The courts have ZERO right to even threaten to remove her parental rights for speaking of it. is alot at stake here. It is the courts themselves that have caused this problem. Now that her videos are down, I fear the court will have a vested interest in going after Bill in an effort to cause all the videos come down. Wake up people. There is alot at stake here for everyone

Lawless America Sharon, there is no Constitutional right to libel, slander, and defame.

Sharon N. Kramer Lawless America Correct. You appear to be mixing apples and oranges of my statement. To my knowledge there is not evidence that Allie did not believe what she stated on video. That would be a right guaranteed under the Constitition, if that is a correct understanding. Conversely, it is not a Constitutionally guaranteed right to say and do some of the things I know she has said of you, that provably false. That would be slander and libel as I understand it.

There you have it, 2+2 does not equal 5, therefore Allie has every right to keep her LA videos up.  Thank God we have Judge Snooty here to clear up these complex issues.  Having her come in is kinda like Morgan Freeman coming in at the end of the movie to explain the plot to you.

Vexatious Bill Prepares for Court

So Billy is getting back to his roots, the thing he does best.....tie up a court room with frivolous motions and filings.  After all, this is his calling card.  Over the weekend, over 1,600 people received a surprise email from Billy.  Many of them might have thought they were finally going to get an update on this movie they thought they filmed for.  Nope, its a pleading from Bill to anyone who will listen to perjure themselves on behalf of Bill.  And you would figure the stakes must be pretty high for him to take a step such as this, right?  Well no its just for the temporary restraining order filed by Allie.  Ohhhh, so who cares?  Most of the nomral people would ask.  Well apparently its life or death for Billy and his lemmings and they have sent out a rally around the pie call all across the lawless nation.

Here is the avidavit Bill sent out pleading with his followers to fill it out:

I am writing to ask a personal favor.  There are a lot of people trying to interfere with Lawless America...The Movie.  I anticipate that I will be in court many times.  I definitely will be in court on April 8, and I am emailing to ask you to send me an affidavit for use at that time.

You may have read on Facebook that I experienced a first in my 64 1/2 years this week.  http://www.lawlessamerica.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=1342:bill-windsor-of-lawless-america-has-been-accused-of-planning-to-shoot-a-group-of-people&catid=135:latest&Itemid=216

At 10 pm on March 20, 2013, a sheriff appeared at our front door.  I was served with an Adult Abuse/Stalking Ex Parte Order of Protection.

This is the first time I have ever had the police come to see me or indicate that I might have ever done anything illegal (other than traffic tickets) in my entire life.  I have never been arrested, charged with, or convicted of a crime.  I have never been in a jail or prison except as a visitor.  I haven't even had a traffic ticket or parking ticket in over 12 years.

The complaints against me by Allie Overstreet include that I have "bought a gun for use on a group of people."  She has made one lie after another under penalty of perjury.

The complaint against me is attached.  I also enclose a format that you can use for an affidavit, if you choose to provide one.  I have heard that Sean Boushie (the original stalker) is planning to be there to testify for Allie.  Two liars against one honest man can be devastating.  I don’t know that anyone will come to be there to testify for me, so I thought affidavits would be the next best thing.

If you want to provide an affidavit, please revise the template that I have provided to be in your words and address whatever you know about or feel.  Feel free to express your thoughts on whether I go around threatening people with a gun, what I do to help children and families, what you have read on the website or Facebook about threats against me, and anything else.

If possible, get the affidavit notarized.  If that’s a problem, just sign it and forget the notary page.  Please mail to: Bill Windsor, 3924 Lower Roswell Road, Marietta, GA 30068.  I will be leaving for Missouri as early as April 2, so please handle this right away.

If you have a scanner, I would also appreciate a scanned copy by email.  Please email to nobodies@att.net.

If you are anywhere near Lexington, Missouri on Monday April 8, 2013 at 1 pm, please join me in Courtroom B of the Circuit Court of Lafayette County.

Thank you for your consideration,

Bill

CASE NO. 13LF-CV00289

Allie L. Overstreet                               §        IN THE CIRCUIT COURT

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          Plaintiff                                     §

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v.                                                       §        15TH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT

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William M. Windsor                            §

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Defendant                                 §        LAFAYETTE COUNTY, MISSOURI

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AFFIDAVIT

I, _______________________________________, the undersigned, hereby declare under penalty of perjury:

I am over the age of 21, am competent to testify, and have personal knowledge of the matters stated herein.  I provide his affidavit to be used in this matter and in any other legal proceeding.

I have been actively involved with William M. Windsor (“Mr. Windsor”) and Lawless America.

Lawless America’s website shows that it is a news outlet – magazine, radio, TV, and documentary films.  I believe Mr. Windsor has been involved in the media for most of his business career.

I have known Mr. Windsor since approximately ______________.

I know Allie L. Overstreet (“Allie”) through our involvement with Mr. Windsor and Lawless America.

I have read the complaint filed against William M. Windsor by Allie L. Overstreet.

I read the www.LawlessAmerica.com website, read the Lawless America and Bill Windsor Facebook pages, listen to the Lawless America TalkShoe online radio show, and I have been at events with Mr. Windsor.

I have never seen or heard anything from Mr. Windsor that in any way would be classified as “stalking” parents.

Mr. Windsor has informed me and others that he purchased a gun for protection.  I have read threats against Mr. Windsor that have been posted on Facebook and reported online.  I have never read or heard anything from Mr. Windsor that would be considered bragging about a gun.

Based upon my knowledge of the Lawless America and Bill Windsor Facebook pages, listen to the Lawless America TalkShoe online radio show, and events I have attended with Mr. Windsor, he has never threatened Allie L. Overstreet or anyone else.  Mr. Windsor has regularly made it clear that he and Lawless America are non-violent.

Mr. Windsor has stated online that Allie is a liar, and I know that she has lied as well.

Mr. Windsor did not “threaten” to show up at Allie L. Overstreet’s April 1 hearing, he simply said he was going to go there and try to film.  Mr. Windsor has expressed that he now knows that Allie is a liar, and he feels the court needs to know it.  Mr. Windsor has made it very clear to everyone that he has zero tolerance for liars.  One of his primary objectives with Lawless America…The Movie is to expose liars all over America, liars who have lied in court to cheat the opposing party.

Mr. Windsor has not asked me to stalk Allie, and I do not believe he would ever ask anyone to stalk another.  Mr. Windsor is the victim of terrible harassment and stalking.

I have read the Lawless America website very carefully, and Mr. Windsor has never published that he has bought a gun for use on a group of people.  I believe this is a horrible case of perjury by Allie in an effort to smear Mr. Windsor’s name and attempt to get him in trouble for something he never did.  I believe Mr. Windsor is way too smart and way too decent to ever threaten anyone with a gun.

I have never seen anything published by Mr. Windsor to show Allie’s kids address. 

FURTHER SAITH AFFIANT NOT.

I declare under penalty of perjury that the foregoing is true and correct.

Executed this _____ day of March 2013.

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   (Signature)

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   (Printed Name)

VERIFICATION

   Personally appeared before me, the undersigned Notary Public duly authorized to administer oaths, ______________________________, who after being duly sworn deposes and states that she is authorized to make this verification on behalf of herself and that the facts alleged in the foregoing VERIFIED COMPLAINT are true and correct based upon her personal knowledge, except as to the matters herein stated to be alleged on information and belief, and that as to those matters she believes them to be true.

I declare under penalty of perjury that the foregoing is true and correct based upon my personal knowledge.

This ______ day of _________________, 2013.

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Sworn and subscribed before me this _______ day of ______________, 2013.

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