Bill Windsor: Still Ugly

Bill reports that he has a new look and is now "invisible." So, let's take a look at his possible make-over. One option is  to simply shave and dye his hair dark. Maybe "invisible" just means invisible to the ladies. He's seriously not attractive. The Santa Claus beard adds a certain harmless grampa mistique, and he could be a creeper on the DL. But, when he doesn't have a beard, it's just all out there. Run girls!

This guy has smarmy written all over him.

Total Creeper

I mean, come on, the guy looks like Grumpy Cat. Am I right?

No. Seriously.

Look.

No, it's not just because he's a sad and bitter old man. 

They're like totally separated at birth. The only difference is the fabulous outfit. 

Look again.

And now, for a low budget, no effort look at several possible new looks for Bill.

Bum, bum, buuuuuuum!

Still Lost at Sea

It seems we are now entering the Ted Kaczynski phase for Bill Windsor.  He claims he is now holed up at a secret hideout location in the "boonies" as he now waits for the courts to give him the all clear signal.  Today, bill asked for help:

HELP NEEDED.

Would someone who knows how to run a warrants check please run a check for William M. Windsor, age 66, Madison South Dakota or Marietta Georgia or Dallas Texas?

I used a website once before, but I can't find it now. I used beenverified.com, but it shows no warrants. I haven't received word if Montana quashed the bench warrant, and I need to know if the crooks in Texas did anything.

If you could email me at windsorinmontana@yahoo.com, I'd really appreciate it.

Yeah Bill....come on out, its all clear.  None of your crack investigators can find even a trace of a warrant on you, that must mean that they approved your motion to quash a bench warrant.  I can't really come up with any other logical explanation.  I wonder how long until Bill employs his tried and true method of sending a letter saying "if you don't say no that means yes" in regards to finding out of he still has a warrant out for him.  Windsor just got at his supposed secret hideout and he already wants out.  What do you bet that he can't make it the 30 days he claims he will stay holed up?  He is certainty now stuck on his own secluded island...in more ways than one.

Bill Windsor, Hopelessly Adrift at Sea

Reality is the bitter enemy of Windsor.  As I have been highlighting, this little fugitive trek Bill started out on is really backfiring on him now as he is beginning to realize that he can no longer scare anyone with his usual terrorist threats.  He can keep screaming and yelling and cursing any and everyone that has ever come into contact with him, but he is still drifting away into his own abyss and no one is left hear his cries.

No matter how many times he tries his criminal case on facebook, and no matter how hard he tries to convince himself that he is inflicting pain on others......the results are just not there.  Ohh and Bill, here is the other huge problem for you.....you have to go appear before the MT court before you can start making your criminal defense argument.  I'm sorry, but they are not going to make up special rules for you.  You can make all the demands you want, but you are the last person on earth a "somebody" is going to listen to.

Bill decided, over the weekend, to elevate his wilful insubordination of a protective order over cases of rape.  His temper tantrum knows no bounds as he continues to demand attention and fear.  Even his loyal followers are now confused over which references is another lame attempt at humor, and which one is just another empty threat.  As he continues to drown his sorrows away in a bag of chocolate (his version of "changing his appearance") once the sugar rush wears off.....his bitter life long foe, reality, sets right back in again.  Day 43 of not being in a courtroom has taken a toll.....he doesn't seem to be able to hold out much longer.  But a court appearance will equal prison.....what an ironic situation for a life long vexatious litigant.

Bill Windsor Dreams of His Future

As he continues to manufacture his daily papers of copy and waste, Bill's thoughts and dreams start to betray him as he knows where his future now lays.  While he tries his best to picture his days in a Montana prison like the above picture....he knows its going to be much more gloomy than that.

Now that he is a fugitive, his rants and threats are even less threatening than before.  Because of this, his tone is becoming more and more Sovereign Citizenish in nature.  He says he is bringing forward charges against 5 different DA's and thinks he will do this before a grand jury.  Well surely even he knows this wont be happening before a real grand jury...but are we back to his citizen grand juries now?  Maybe he could call the clowns over at National Liberty Alliance and ask to borrow their official state stamp they have (express order from office depot).

Reality is slowly seeping in on Bill and even he is getting tired of his boring 3rd person "I'm alive and free" daily drivel.  He can't get the attention he demands, and he can no longer appear in a court....its his own vexatious limbo.  He tries to rely on his daily tantrums and threats to fuel his resolve....but even that is wearing off.  How long can Windsor survive without appearing pro se in court?

Tyler Dugger School's Old Man Windsor in Court

As Bill continues to drift off into his own personal abyss of irrelevancy,  he received a major slap down to his motion to quash a bench warrant.  Bill has been dismissive of Tyler Dugger, an intern for Missoula County DA.  Bill likes to say he's too young and inexperienced to go up against the likes of Windsor.  Well, Tyler took Bill behind the legal woodshed and gave him a whooping.

https://files.acrobat.com/a/preview/d0cb5d29-18e2-4fa4-bf5a-b3ec8e8696dc

Once again, Bill can't seem to get anything right in his motions....including the title.  The order is not void, its in effect, prohibits the actions Bill took and continues to take and the worst part....its not even a debatable point.  Its settled law.  Dugger also harpoons Bill's claim of being part of the press. Bottom line is its check mate for Bill Windsor.

****Update*****

There is more

https://files.acrobat.com/a/preview/69a63313-082f-4207-bd96-96b6b0848b31

Ohhh no, this is going to violate Bill's non-existent constitutional right to get vexatious.