Bill Windsor Restructures Lawless America

Bill resumes working on the Lawless America Movie Soundtrack

"The Joey's Must Have Gotten Windsor"

Yes that is the common refrain going on now from a group of panicked lemmings who have not received instructions from their Fuhrer.  No doubt Bill must have come under the spell of those dangerous "joeys" down in Texas because he always checks in on facebook that he is alive and well.  Some have said that they must face the reality that he is probably gone as they now look for a new huckster in chief to lead them deeper into the swamp.  Maybe the Scientology people got him?  Maybe that last piece of pie was too much and his heart finally gave up?  Maybe he forgot his password to login and just gave up?

Well here is a bit of truth for you lemmings since this is the only place you are going to hear such a thing in this wacky world of windsor.  Bill Windsor is alive but most certainly not well.  He is an evil, sick, perverted terrorist, who most of all is a narcissist.  And you know who narcissist care about?  Thats right only themselves.  Windor has been very busy filing brief after brief (even this very week) in his vexatious litigation both in Missouri and Montana.  Yep he is still doing what he always does, but since you lemmings stopped sending him money he no longer feels the need to check in with you.  He played you for a fool, a role you seem to be typecast for life.

Oh sure Bill will be back and ready to con again, but he most certainly wants a new group of followers next time around.  Bill blames you, the Lawless followers for his failure.  You didn't send in the right back story videos, you didn't send enough money.  You didn't like enough of his websites and drive up his google hits. Yep, it seems you "nobodies" really are a bunch of nobodies.  You have no connections, no pull, no leverage and in the end you are nothing but a waste of time to Bill.  There is a valuable lesson here, but I doubt you will learn it.

Where's Windsor?

Now that Lawless America is dead, Bill has gone in to hiding from public view but he continues to engage in his favorite form of domestic terrorism in being a vexatious litigant.  But several of his especially stupid lemmings still haven't figured out that he has given up on them.

Susan Ramsey Last I heard he was alive & well but working on getting funding. His jeep was broken into & several items stolen a few weeks ago. He's been busy editing & filing legal charges on several in TX as well. He'd mentioned a few times that he wouldn't be posting much because of all this. 4 hours ago · Like · 1

Kpat Brady WHERE IN TEXAS ?? 4 hours ago · Like

Susan Ramsey All over the State, he's going after all the "joeys" there. 4 hours ago · Like · 1

Kpat Brady lets hope the joeys havent got him 4 hours ago · Like · 1

Ahhh those pesky "Joey's" must have done it. In some ways its true. The constant exposure of his daily scams and lies has forced him in to hiding. He can no longer be annoyed by his pushy followers with their issues, he must focus on his vexatious activities of his own.

And to that end, he has been busy as he goes after Sean Boushie in the Montana Supreme Court. Windsor is throwing a temper tantrum that Boushie and the University of Montana where able to obtain a order of protection against him while he was unable to obtain one against Sean. To make matters worse, Boushie has brought up the Judge Thrash order of vexatious litigant against Bill and that has caused Bill to start a separate tirade about the unconstitutionality of that order. Bill decided and declared Thrash biased and therefore having no jurisdiction to issue such ruling. Therefore the ruling is void and Thrash is guilty of treason in Bill's lawless America.

In the end, Bill will continue to lose in every court he steps foot in. In fact, he can't win because he can't contain his anger and his rage. As he continues to lose it will no doubt spark another public scam of his where he will prey on those who feel victimized by the court system. The beast will need to feed soon, and vulnerable, emotional people will be his prey. Its all he has left.

Marty Prehn Doth Overflow

This Comment Overflow has been inspired by the spillover of Marty's 

abdominous, steatopygous, and just generally corpulent bod. 

 

I've been told it just oozes out.

Marty Prehn: Man, Myth, or Monster? Part two

By Bob Cookout

In this post we'll address some of Marty's most outrageous claims. There is no way to cover all of them here because there are so many. I'll touch on a few and everyone can feel free to add their favorites in the comments. 

Marty's biggest claim to fame is the day he spent with Ronald Reagan making plans to tear down the Berlin Wall.  He claims to have been in Reagan's security detail during a campaign stop at Bob Jones University in Greenville, SC.  His profile picture on Facebook is from that day.  However, Marty acquired that very picture quite accidentally only a few years ago, through - you guessed it - Facebook.  Someone else shared the picture and then the legend was born!  It's hilarious how he presses the person who shared the picture for dates and details of "that historic day".  Regardless, he still is unclear on whether it happened in 1979 or 1980, but certainly can embellish the details of him and Reagan chewing that fat, exchanging favorite jokes and planning world peace.  He wasn't in the security detail but managed to get close enough to get in a picture.  It's like what they call photo bombing today.  There was no dialog exchanged between Marty and Reagan. The two never spoke. Marty was more than likely ordered by a real security detail to get the hell away from the candidate. I'd be willing to bet my house & kids that Nancy never flirted with Marty about his dimples. 

Out of this one photo came the claims that Marty gave Reagan the idea to pursue the destruction of the Berlin Wall. Marty's father was a German soldier who still had family in Germany. He made trips back to his homeland roughly once every three years.  This is where the photos of him collecting pieces of the wall come from, not dissimilar to about a million other pictures of Germans and tourists at the time. There was no state sponsored trip for Marty's father to participate in the removal of the wall - and even if there was - wouldn't the State Department and Reagan want to include their favorite muse for the idea? 

Why wasn't an important man like Marty invited to participate when it was his idea?  Surely Reagan, Thatcher or Gorbachev would have wanted him there?

Maybe Marty was busy back in the US plotting his evil plans for the future.  Or maybe he was busy rescuing the elderly, veterans or some other victim of the moment. 

The above begs the question - Why? According to several of Marty's old classmates, he was always a compulsive liar. Marty wasn't a popular kid and he was always overshadowed by his more popular siblings. I assume this caused Marty to start lying to make himself seem like the someone he so desperately wanted to be. It's almost like the lazy mans way of being accomplished in life.  Marty's father made a career of working for the JL Hudson Company.  Marty tried to follow in his fathers retail footsteps at JC Penny, but failed.  His life is void of genuine accomplishments and he continuously seeks to fill that void with the most outlandish stories, made famous by this blog as "Marty Moments".

I guess his only true success has been found in providing countless of hours of enjoyment to those keen enough to see through his legacy of lies.

Coming soon: Has Marty ever served our country and what exactly is his version of a " Special Agent"?


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