The Pie Man May Have a Fake Movie, But Says the Drama Is Real

So lets get an update on the Birther Movement (sometimes called Lawless America).  Yesterday, while supposedly going to a Los Angeles hospital for his deadly cough, Bill gave two edicts to his dwindling and confused lemmings.  The first one was to calm down all the fears he created the day before by saying riot police were going to be on site during their little DC sight seeing tour.  Bill had to calm down some of the lemmings who were breathing into a paper bag over this by saying no this is just going to be a meet and greet followed by a convention of some sort.  He then put up two stock photos, one that would make you think they are all going to Starbucks for coffee, and the other picture suggesting that they then plan on going to an Asian movie theatre to watch a foreign subtitle film after their coffee.  See no biggie, what were you guys worried about anyway?

Then he goes back to his basement to write up his new story on who the worst person in the world.  I guess I briefly held the title when he called me the "sickest person on planet earth", but after reading this blog a little more it dawned on him that he better stop linking it to his lemmings, or they might all go cliff diving without his orders.

So he comes out with his new hit list.  Its a guy named Sean Boushie.  Now there is no doubt that this Boushie guy has taken a special disliking for pie, and I think he wants the pie man to crumble.  But this is part of the cross you bare when you become a public figure, especially a fake one promising to end people's problems with the court system if they just take up their cross and follow me.

So lets go over the manifesto hit piece Billy gave us (he must have had some bad pie yesterday)

"I do not know Sean Boushie."  
"I quickly learned from Crystal Cox that Sean Boushie stalks her, so I apparently became a target because I believe Crystal Cox."
you mean this Crystal Cox?   http://www.oregonlive.com/politics/index.ssf/2011/12/blogger_doesnt_get_journalists.html

"I have never harassed him in any manner.  I have written articles exposing him as a stalker, a liar, and one gross person, but that's it, and that is not stalking or harassment -- just the news, just the facts."
well that probably pissed him off dont you think, especially since he seems to have a real job, something I don't think you ever had.

"But boy does he stalk and harass me!  Now he is threatening my family and lying by claiming my wife owns the website LawlessAmerica.com and my son is the web hosting company for the site.  He has previously been advised that both of those statements are false.  The site is hosted at GoDaddy. "
So you are just going to ignore that first part about your wife, who no one seems to know exists, owning your little birther movement?

He then goes on to give a ton of heresy about other maybe real, maybe, not people that say Sean is stalking them.
"Sean Boushie is now threatening my wife and my son."
You mean by mailing them some legal documents?

"Sean Boushie has called me crazy in a wide variety of ways, says I am a "liar" (which I am not), and of "dubious moral character."
check, check, and check.  Have you googled yourself lately Bill?

"He has threatened to come after me and make sure I am locked away forever.  He makes veiled and sometimes not-so-veiled threats of physical violence"
what about the showdown at the OK Corral that you booked?

"I suspect that Sean Boushie is a little weenie"
you mean he doesn't even finish all of his pie?

"This has caused me distress and apprehension."
or maybe all your lying and deceit did that?

"He committed extensive harassment on the Lawless America TalkShoe Show, and we have the chat logs to prove it."
"Sorry to break up your Black Panther Party"  Forrest Gump

"We have captured various IP addresses that he uses, "
are you going to hold them as hostages?

"The young people of Montana need to be warned to stay as far away from Missoula as possible"
so now you are slandering the entire City?

"Some have questioned whether Sean Boushie is real.  He is.  Crystal Cox has seen him in court.  He's a little man in stature -- 5'6" tall."
But Bill, you are very old and quite obese

He goes on and on with emails that don't really show anything other than these two guys don't like each other.  Anyway the bottom line is, if you think someone is really stalking you, you don't put all that information out on the internet for everyone to read.  You take it to real authorities.  Pie Daddy is putting this all out there because its a propaganda campaign to continue to show his followers just how persecuted their messiah is on a daily basis.